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Mojo's Only Fans #2: The Negotiations
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Mojo's Only Fans #2: The Negotiations

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May 2, 2023 | 00:07:33 | Leisure

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The little girl with the big story to tell. All right, Mojo on the Morning Show. So the contest that we're going to be doing for our OnlyFans contest, I want to get to that. The contest that we're doing this week is for a chance to win free cash. The challenge is not as long as the challenge that we did last week where it took an hour to do. The challenge is so good. Here's what we're going to have you do. This week on the Mojo in the Morning Show, get paid for getting your car washed. The only issue that you might have with this is you've got to drive through the car wash with your windows down. So if you're willing to go through the car wash with your car and you in the car and the windows down in the car.

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All of them down.

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How much money would you want to get paid for something like that?

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Yeah.

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What would be your cost? What would be your fee for doing that?

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Imagine if you have cloth seats. Yes. Like lather seats, you can, all right, it's still going to stink. You can towel them off. But if you have cloth seats, that's going to be soggy for a while.

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Let's not put bad things in people's heads about this. I think it would be wonderful. It will actually clean your cloth seats.

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We need somebody that's committed.

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Yes. It would clean, it would make your cloth seats smell so much better than it already does.

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That is true.

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Speaking of that, I have to tell you that I'm driving a car this morning that is a friend's car. And I know this is going to sound really, really bad. It's the worst smelling car that I've ever been in in my life.

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Like what kind of, like a farty smell?

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Well, they went to the car wash, and I don't know if you guys do this, because if you do, I'm going to be insulting you guys, Shannon, Megan, KP, Lydia, Mike. They pick a scent, and their scent is like something that is horrible. So they got their car washed, and then they picked a scent that they put in there, and the scents always, to me, smell like crappy chemical or something. Like the only scent that's good in a car is the scent of McDonald's, french fries or the new car smell that you had from the manufacturer that's it every other car to me smells like a fart like it smells like somebody actually crapped in the car yeah well

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i think a lot of people fart in the car and then it gets stuck in the seats and that's the smell you're left with when all the doors are closed and you're cooking in the sun any air fresheners

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no i'm not i'm not big on air fresheners you guys you're missing out on flannel from uh bath and Body works.

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Oh. Wait, do they have flannel at the car wash when you're going to get your car washed?

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Well, no. They sell, like, car scent things that I keep in my car. Do you have the ones that clip into, like, the vents? No, I have the ones that, like, they're oil pots that, like, sit in a clip attached to your visor. Oh, okay. Yeah.

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I'm not, honestly, I'm not a fan of those little clip ones that Shannon's talking about. The ones that Febreze or whatever the company is that makes them. They usually, those things always have a bad scent to them. Like, there's never a good scent on that.

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And the Yankee Candle ones smell amazing at first, but they just die so quickly and they're so expensive.

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Yankee Candle has car scents?

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Yeah, they have these, like, they look like little candle jars and they hang from your room. I'm such a...

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a scent person i can tell you which companies have what stuff for your car because i love it

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you know what this car that i'm driving right now smells like this car that i'm driving smells like a middle school girl actually picked the scent out for it like i'm going into one of those stores like uh the piercing pagoda or whatever you know that's got like a horrible smell to it uh erin it's our mojos only fans are you there yeah i am here sir how you doing erin all right tell us Would you be willing to do this?

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Oh, I would be down for this. I've always wanted to do this, but I would only do it if somebody was to pay me, and that's what I used to tell my ex-wife.

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How much do you want from us?

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I would do it for $200.

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You know what? I like you.

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All right.

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You're easy, and you're cheap. That's nice.

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And what kind of car are you driving, Aaron? Volkswagen Jetta.

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Man, isn't it funny how this is a dream of most people?

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to go to a car wash and just roll the windows down oh yeah it has always been a dream of mine but i would only do it if somebody was to pay me and where would you be driving in from

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uh monroe okay so drive in would do it in the detroit area uh two hundred dollars that's not bad i like this this might be our our winner on call number one that we picked up lydia what what are other people saying are other people saying that they want to do this or is is erin the only

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guy that's willing to do this he's probably about the only guy that really wants to do it for real

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really so i but where are the other people they're not on hold right now with us they're not picking up um they want to do it for like 5k 5k wait 5k erin 5k these people are insane what do you guys think first off if we had 5k to do we wouldn't be doing an only fans contest i mean we'd we'd be making you do something crazier than go through the car wash with your windows down you know then

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Yeah, I tried getting through last week for the pooping on the toilet, reading the book.

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Yeah, if I had 5K, Aaron, they truly would be doing something with my feet for 5K. I wouldn't allow it to be this cheap. Hang on. You're my favorite so far, Aaron, and we love our listeners in Monroe. Matt, are you there? I am. You're one of the expensive people. How much money would you be willing to do it for?

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$1,000.

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Oh, go screw yourself. There's no way. I'm not, I, $1,000, are you kidding me?

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I'll screw all of you.

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There's no way.

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See, now here, here's the thing with this contest. You have to be careful not to price yourself out of our budget or overprice yourself, because then you'll lose the gig. You know what I mean? Like, there's a very, there's a very small area of where this is going to work.

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It's a newer vehicle, so.

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What kind of vehicle are you driving? The 2018 F-150. Okay.

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That's a nice vehicle. But you know what, though? Those things are meant to withstand this, you know? They're meant to actually, you know, go through the ruggedness of the outdoors.

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Hey, you ain't wrong.

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All right. So far, Aaron's beaten you out. Because, listen, if I'm going to be negotiating for somebody here, I'm going to go with the cheap one. What's up, Spencer? sir hey what's going on guys can you go lower than a thousand dollars I'll do it

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for 800 and I'll loop around that thing I'll hit him five times what kind of car you drive okay have you ever gone through a car wash and accidentally had a window cracked or actually open my kid had a rear one just cracked and it was

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horrible it was only about five seconds of hell all right well here's the thing still expensive one time the fun with aaron here or two times the fun with spencer we'll see what what becomes of this okay all righty don't go anywhere notice that there's not a woman that wants to do this thing right aaron there's not there's no woman would do this you don't want to know i know when would do this they want to mess up their hair no they're smart the first season of the x games

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