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i gotta get to that it's i said eight o'clock right so here's what we were thinking so this is the contest that we're going to be doing over the course of like the next couple three weeks depending on how much cash that we have. It's not a huge amount, but it's good enough, I think, to get listeners to maybe do some challenges for us. So we're not trying to have you do anything that is weird like happens on OnlyFans. We're having you just prove that you're a Mojo in the Morning listener and that you're a super fan of the show. And we will make you a little richer, and then possibly if you're really good, we might get a new misfit out of it. So you might become a misfit. So I want to give you the OnlyFans challenge number one. OnlyFans challenge number one. How much would it take money-wise for you to be broadcast on our social media, sitting on the toilet doing your duties for over an hour of our commercial free hour that we do, which is right now on the show, we do it between, you know, like 7.20 and, you know, 8.40. Reading the book, Everybody Poops.

Non-stop.

Yes.

So almost like on a loop.

Yes. It has to be.

As about poop.

It has to be non-stop. you reading and if at any point that we come to you and you're not then you're not getting paid because you need to you know continue to read how much would you take from us to do this if you are a mojo on the morning only fan that is willing to do it we're going to be doing it this week you'd have to come into the studio we would pay you for your hours worth of work and uh we got a little bit of money but we'll like you know we'll do some negotiation on this i feel like this is not a

difficult challenge so you're not gonna make a million dollars here okay and my request is you got to do the good voices you got to have some animation to your voice when you read everybody

poops yeah oh sure right whenever you go or we go into school maybe you've done this before for your children where you go in and read the best readers the ones that the kids like the most are the ones that are animated so maybe that will be you uh jack on with us right now jack where you from i am from toledo mojo what's happening jack are you a mojo only fan i am a mojo only fan

i love listening to you guys well we love you too

yeah what do you got going on there what's that noise in the back are you like cutting trees or

what i i am i actually just sent the chainsaw down i'm uh over here that's a good guess

Wow, that's unbelievable. I could hear something that sounded like a chainsaw there in the background.

Wait, he's really close to my house. I need some work done. Can he just go to my place next?

Well, how much?

Absolutely, Megan.

By the way, this is not.

The parking lot coming after Brian and Dick. We got you.

This is not, by the way, a way for you to get.

some work done around your house this is a way for us to possibly get some new misfits to the show um so i heard you guys want to read a book yeah absolutely would you do that how much would you want how much would be the the amount that you would want to uh to do this uh i don't know

$30 on a date. $30, that's all you want? Wow.

That's high, man. That's unbelievable. You could have started really, really high. You could have said $1 million, and we could have negotiated a little bit. Are you on OnlyFans? Do you do OnlyFans?

Am I on OnlyFans? No.

Yeah, because you're the guy that falls for the $5 feet. I'm telling you. Hold on one second, Jack. All right. Nikki, are you there?

I am.

It's Nikki from Adrian, everybody. Nikki, you're an OnlyFan.

I am a Mojo OnlyFan.

We love it.

I listen to you every morning for the last seven years.

That's awesome. Question for you, Nikki. What would you want to do this, to be sitting on the Mojo in the Morning Show toilet reading all over social media?

I would take $500.

$500. Now, see, that's a much better proposition than Jack. That's too smart. Jack, you're within our budget. Nikki is starting to get to the cusp of where she might be over budget. But $30, I mean, geez, Jack, if that's the case for you, you know, that's all you charge. I do want you to come to my house and cut down some trees because I would hope that you charge more for cutting down trees.

Oh, absolutely. That's my book reading charge.

Oh, okay. That's his book reading charge. Yeah. All right. Hold on, Jack, and hold on, Nikki. $30 there for Nikki. She says $500. I'm sorry. Robin, how much would you want? Hi, Robin.

Hi, how are you guys? Good morning.

Robin sounds like a very nice lady.

I feel like you're going to have good voices. I have great voices. I used to do that in high school for forensics. I would read stories, and you have to have the good voices. Otherwise, it's just not fun.

You sound like you're a very nice, reputable person, unlike Jack. Jack's a little shady But you don't sound like the type of person That would be pants down on a toilet Doing this on Instagram or Facebook Live

It would be so much fun

And where are you from Robin?

Southfield

And you're a Mojo only fan How much money would you want?

I guess I'd do it for free but I'd negotiate for more

Pick a number

Pick a number between

No you pick a number Pick any money

I'll go $250

Alright so we got somewhere In between Jack and Nikki here We've got Robin Alright let me get one more person here You guys are all very good Lydia and KP You're going to have to do a little Investigating on these people To make sure that they are good That they're legit That they can read I would not be good at this I can't read I'm dyslexic It would be bad I'd be on the toilet, you know, having an issue with trying to get all the words out. Michael, are you there? Yes, sir. Good morning. Michael, you want to be a Mojo Only fan.

Absolutely. I couldn't think of anything more important.

Priorities. I like it. The first Only Fan challenge is not very hard. It's you just sitting on a toilet, reading the book, everybody poops during our commercial free hour of mojo in the morning that sounds like my thursday afternoon okay i kind of like this guy already it's good how much how much we talking about here how much money would it you know take to get you to do this well mojo i was ready to get your name

tattooed on my pelvis for free so you know what grease my wheels any ways you want bud wait a

Oh, I saw your text. I saw that text come through.

Wait, you were a guy that was willing to do the pelvis tattoo?

Absolutely, without a doubt, my friend.

Why don't we do this? Why don't we put you aside, and you don't have to be the reading guy. You could be maybe another challenge of getting a tattoo on your pelvis.

Don't tempt me with a good time, Mojo. All right.

How much money would you want for getting your pelvis tattooed with the logo of Mojo in the morning?

Well, I do need a new minibike, man. So, I don't know. Give me a stack, man.

What?

A stack of?

How much does a minibike cost? You guys, a stack is $1,000. I don't know. Sorry. I'm sorry. You guys are real cool.

Yeah. That would be one.

Shannon, I was right there with you. Don't worry about it. Sorry.

I was not aware. Bands that make her dance. One band.

Hey, let me just say this to you, Michael. Shannon and I are not the cool ones that know anything about that, okay?

It's all good. It's all good. We'll get you hit, bud.

All right. So $1,000. That's actually not a bad proposition.

No, I'm liking this line.

Yeah, not a bad proposition to be able to get this guy a little bit of fun. So, you know, get him that minivike. What kind of a minibike costs only $1,000?

The kind that I build with my hands.

Yeah, okay. And what grown man is riding around in a minibike?

A grown man that wants to be 31 years young.

I like it. All right. All right, hold on one second. We got you there. Put him down as the minibike guy. We're not picking anybody right now yet, right? So we're not picking anybody right now. These are possibilities. So Jack, Nikki, Robin, those are the possibilities for the sitting on the toilet reading. We'll look for more people. Maybe you're somebody that's good. You can text us if you can't get through on the phone line. Michael, the tattoo. Do you know we did this, Michael? This is funny. I'm reminiscing about the tattoo contest. We did the gramp stamp. We made a grandpa get a tramp stamp once. Oh, that's brilliant. And we did that with grandpas and grandmas to win concert tickets at one point. The pelvis one is kind of sexier And I know

Why did you think of your pelvis What made you pick that area I just It just seemed fitting What else would I put right above the mother maker Other than my best friend Mojo's name

My best friend Mojo's name

I know no guy That has ever gotten a pelvis tattoo Has anybody known anybody that's gotten a pelvis tattoo That's a guy

You're about to

I love him Hang on Michael

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