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Mojo's Retail Crush
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Mojo's Retail Crush

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April 18, 2025 | 00:10:55 | Leisure

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00:02:16 - 00:02:43 | Speaker 4:

mojo on the morning show uh thanks for being here mojo shannon megan cav lydia zach bianca good to have you guys here with us uh i would like to know if anybody else on this show or you that's would admit that you have this uh so i found myself now having a um a crush when's the last

00:02:43 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 6:

time you had a crush currently really oh my god yeah we all know who megan's crush is so big our

00:02:50 - 00:02:58 | Speaker 4:

security guard yes let's have them let's do this let's fake that somebody broke into the building here and he has to come in here and then have megan just be in the building in the office

00:02:58 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 6:

my hero tied up tied up in the studio oh my god this needs to be its own topic of why she hasn't

00:03:05 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 4:

asked him out yet so my crush is a little different it's the girl at starbucks uh i want to know if you have ever had a retail crush i am like the type person that has to have like way too much coffee lately for some reason i never liked coffee now i like coffee i get coffee in the morning i get coffee in the afternoon well it's my afternoon coffee that has turned into a crush because i always go to the same starbucks drive-thru by my house and that same starbucks drive-thru always has the same girl working the starbucks drive-thru and i'm not going to say your name because i don't want to embarrass her but i am going to say this for some reason i drive through to pick up my you know my starbucks cold brew and when i drive through she makes my heart a flutter it goes

00:03:52 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 6:

she's not the one that draws on your cups this is something different right no i actually have

00:03:57 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

we have a a new one uh that uh that we go to in the morning that lydia and i go to in the morning uh that she does she draws on my cups which is very nice i got a smiley face today This one has not drawn on my cups, although today, after talking about this, she may now put a restraining order against me after saying this. But I know that there are those that have retail crushes. People that work at stores that you go to, that you go, oh, God, I hope that they're working. And you might even find yourself doing this, huh? A little fix the eyebrows. You know, make sure the hair looks okay. where I'm pulling through. Hey, in the mirror, good morning. Maybe I'll pull out the deodorant out of the old center council. And it's funny because there's like the window between us, obviously, the drive-through window, but I always make sure I don't have anything in my teeth, you know what I mean, like stuff like that. And I know I'm a married man. Listen, if you can't flirt and if you can't actually have like a little bit of a crush, you're dead, you know what I mean? You're dead.

00:05:00 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 6:

And if Chelsea had a crush, and I know she might or might not have one, but if she had a crush on somebody, I'd be fine with it as long as that crush doesn't ever turn into her or me going into the store and next thing you know, we're hanging out at that person's house on a weekend.

00:05:13 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 3:

Do you ever say in front of her, like, oh, that girl's so cute?

00:05:17 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 6:

Years back, I did at Home Depot, the girl in the paint department at the Hagerty Road, you hang out at Home Depot? Yeah. Years ago, I said to her, she sent me up there for one specific thing, and it was to get paint for our house on Cherry Blossom. And I said to her, I go, listen, here's the deal. I don't want to do it. I don't want to go to Home Depot. I look like a fool when I'm there. She goes, no, they got it waiting for us. I show up there and it was like this woman that was working at the paint department there.

00:05:45 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 5:

What did it sound like? What?

00:05:47 - 00:05:53 | Speaker 6:

I was like, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Have you guys ever had a retail crush?

00:05:53 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 2:

Yes. Now that you explain this, I totally get it. And shout out to Colleen and everybody at the DDA, which is my parking garage company. I have the best parking garage. And I know that sounds weird, but the people there are so nice. And Lydia, I don't know if you're taking calls on this or not, but you've been on the phone with me quite a few times as I'm leaving the parking garage. And every day I talk to the love of my life, who's the man who works the overnight shift. And every day he wishes me a blessed day, gives me an update on his grandbabies, what his plans are for the weekend. if i don't talk to this man you like my day is ruined but is he like cute older man or like true

00:06:28 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 6:

okay yeah yeah he's so cute yeah um i want to know if you ever had a retail crush too and in if you call up i'll voice this guys if you want have you ever had it go to a point where you were unhealthy with it like you know what i mean like where you tried to deep dive and look them up on instagram or facebook because i have not done that with this girl yeah like i have not Do we even know her name? I know her name because she's got her little name tag thing on there. But I don't know. I have no clue what her last name is. Yeah.

00:06:57 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 5:

Is that crazy, though? To, like, try to look at somebody?

00:07:00 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 6:

If you're single, it's okay.

00:07:02 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 2:

Okay. Okay.

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But if you're in a relationship.

00:07:05 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 2:

Yeah. I did it a couple days ago.

00:07:07 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. I think if you're single, then, you know, okay, that's how people meet each other.

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Yeah.

00:07:13 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 6:

I feel like that's natural.

00:07:14 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 5:

Yeah.

00:07:14 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 6:

That's like we call it organic. Yeah.

00:07:16 - 00:07:26 | Speaker 5:

I mean, I've made up excuses to, like, go inside of Josiah's school. And, you know what I mean, maybe the receptionist lady at the front base is kind of cold.

00:07:26 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 3:

Is this the one that you sent an edible arrangement to? Maybe. Or thought about it?

00:07:31 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 6:

You better been that once or twice. You better be careful because if you break her heart, she'll break your son's grades. You don't want to do that. What's up, Jeff? How you doing? I'm doing good. How are you? Good. What's going on, buddy?

00:07:46 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 4:

First time, long time.

00:07:47 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 5:

Hey, Jeff's on the phone.

00:07:50 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 6:

Jeff, do you have a retail crush?

00:07:54 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 4:

Kind of, sort of, yes. Okay, tell us. Who is it? You're actually looking at her, probably. Who? Megan.

00:08:02 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. Hi, Megan. Hi, Jeff.

00:08:07 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 6:

What's that 401k looking like right now? Wait, Jeff, that's not a retail crush. We're not a retail... Oh, I guess we can.

00:08:14 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 3:

Have you ever met Megan in person?

00:08:15 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 4:

Well, I mean, I have not, but follow you guys on Facebook and stuff like that. So I wrote you guys trying to get you guys to come up to a Firebirds game here in Flint.

00:08:26 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 6:

Okay.

00:08:27 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 4:

All right. Well, that'd be kind of cool to see you guys there.

00:08:30 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 6:

The Flint Firebirds. What sport is that? I don't even know. Croquet. Hockey. Hockey. Well, we'll come up there. We'll have to stop up there. I guess we are kind of a retail crush. You come back for business every single day and get to listen to her.

00:08:43 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 1:

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00:08:44 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 6:

Tiffany, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi.

00:08:47 - 00:08:53 | Speaker 1:

As a former Starbucks barista, I was everybody's retail crush. I was so nice, and people thought I was flirting.

00:08:54 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 6:

Really? So you used to work at Starbucks as a barista, and you would have people flirt with you all the time?

00:09:00 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, I worked at Somerset, and this guy from Taffer's asked me if I wanted to be on the kiss cam with him. On the kiss cam? Ooh.

00:09:08 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 6:

Wow. And? Did we?

00:09:10 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 1:

No.

00:09:12 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 6:

That's interesting, though, Tiffany, because I'm wondering. And maybe she's just so nice and her niceness, you know, comes across to me as, oh God, this is kind of cute. You know, what's going on here right now? But you guys probably all...

00:09:24 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 1:

It's so good at her job.

00:09:25 - 00:09:32 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. And I think it might be your guys' uniforms too, because I used to have a crush on one of the Target people too, and I thought maybe it was the khakis.

00:09:33 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 2:

It's the khakis. It is. It's a way you can snatch yourself with an apron. Ooh.

00:09:38 - 00:09:40 | Speaker 5:

But the khakis, though, on a nice booty.

00:09:41 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. Yeah, they know what they're doing. The Starbucks girls, like, they always know exactly what to wear, too. Like, they all dress cool.

00:09:48 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 5:

Meg, you're right. A snatched waist and an apron? It's hot, dude. Bruh. It's real hot. Give me the size Venti. I came in for the grande. You supersized me. Pizza Hut used to have aprons, and some of those girls were walking around.

00:10:00 - 00:10:03 | Speaker 9:

I'm like, hey, girl, you don't need a five. You need an apron.

00:10:04 - 00:10:07 | Speaker 3:

Sean, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. We're talking about retail crushes.

00:10:08 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 9:

Hi, good morning. You made me start thinking about my Home Depot crushes. Oh, really?

00:10:14 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 10:

Zip up the pants, brother.

00:10:16 - 00:10:19 | Speaker 9:

So shout out to the Home Depot and Alexis and Lewis. We love you.

00:10:19 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 7:

Hey, shout out.

00:10:21 - 00:10:23 | Speaker 3:

And what department? What are we talking about?

00:10:24 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 9:

Oh, they're all over. That's the only store I go to.

00:10:27 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 3:

No, I know, but what department does the hot girl at the Home Depot work at?

00:10:33 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 9:

She actually moved up into management. She's like a whole audience.

00:10:37 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 5:

How often are we going there, Sean? You sound a little nervous. I don't know.

00:10:41 - 00:10:42 | Speaker 9:

Twice a day.

00:10:45 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 3:

I tell my wife all about it. Oh, my God. You got a trench coat on with no clothes. What's going on, Hannah? It's Mojo in the morning.

00:10:58 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 9:

Hi. I used to flirt with my retail crush at the local gas station and flirt my way into free fountain pops for myself. Oh, that's funny.

00:11:06 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 3:

That's the best when you can actually get something out of the whole deal, huh? Good job.

00:11:11 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 9:

Yeah.

00:11:12 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 3:

That's awesome. Where are we talking? A little Speedway action here?

00:11:17 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 9:

Yeah. There was actually one called Come and Go when I used to live in the Midwest. Yes.

00:11:22 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 6:

Oh, yeah, with the K. Come and go with the K. We're in Toledo.

00:11:25 - 00:11:41 | Speaker 3:

Hey. You got to love that. isn't that not uh come and go jessica what's up now i feel like i'm coming what's going on what's going on jessica hi how are you guys good what's going on do you ever have a retail crush

00:11:41 - 00:12:26 | Speaker 8:

yeah so uh at rush cannabis and hazel park uh this is one guy he's just gorgeous and every time i go in he knows exactly what i want gives me like every time but so then my husband he's always like oh your boyfriend working today because whenever he goes in he just gives him this snub look like whatever he's with me but when i'm by myself he's just always like hi how's it going i'm so happy to see you and then one time he my husband was so drunk he came in with me and he just said this out so loud oh i see your husband your boyfriend's working today i see what he does for you i was just mortified at the counter i just could not even believe that he I was like, I can never come back here again.

00:12:26 - 00:12:36 | Speaker 3:

That's, by the way, that's actually kind of funny that it changes when you bring him with, I wonder if I drive through the drive-thru of the Starbucks, do I have to tell Chelsea to duck if she's in the passenger seat?

00:12:36 - 00:12:53 | Speaker 7:

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00:12:53 - 00:13:11 | Speaker 6:

But do you ever purposely avoid the place where your retail crush is because you're not looking great? Absolutely. Like, everybody in the Metro Detroit area, and Mojo, you think he's hot too, knows Mike, the owner of Premier Pet Supply. Oh, yeah. If I need dog food and treats, but I just worked out at the Planet Fit Next next door, I'm like, I'll just do the home delivery. I ain't going in there.

00:13:12 - 00:13:12 | Speaker 11:

Yeah.

00:13:12 - 00:13:13 | Speaker 6:

Absolutely not.

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