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All right, it is the Mojo in the Morning show. I have been doing this radio program for a long time, and you have probably had some kids that have grown up listening to this radio show, or maybe you might be one of the kids that have grown up listening to this radio show. Well, so have my kids grown up listening to this radio show. Joe and Jacob and Luke are my three children, with Luke being the youngest. And I've played this particular sound of one of my sons for so many years on the air.

Balls.

In reference to when Luke was going to Catholic school for the very first time, and I told him that there were certain words that he could not say.

Love that you had to have that talk.

I had to have that talk with him because he had actually gone the very first day of school and started talking about things on the radio that, or in our kitchen counter, worse than the radio, that were, like, things that his brothers told him.

Dad.

What?

Camera?

It's not a camera. I'm going to ask you a couple questions.

Okay, what?

You're getting ready to start kindergarten, right? Yes, B?

Yes.

and you're going to a new school, right?

Yes.

Are you nervous?

Yes.

Are you excited?

Yes.

We have to talk about something.

What?

We have to talk about your use of the word balls.

Balls.

You can't say that word when you're in school.

I know.

Like, what are some of the ways you've used that word before? What have you said?

Ballsax.

Ballsax? And what else?

Cure you all.

What else?

Suck my... All right, here's the deal. How do I sound exactly the same?

Isn't that crazy? Well, now this kid has grown into a fine-looking young man. and Luke is, I don't even know how old Luke is. I think he's 19 years old right now. Yeah, 19 years old, 20 years old. I don't know, something like that. He's a sophomore at Michigan State and we've gotten a chance to hang out with each other a bunch lately, which has been fun, going to games and doing some fun stuff. But now I have gotten to a point where that cute little boy is making me jealous. Let me explain why. My son Luke, the little balls kid that you just heard there just a second ago, is a MILF mom magnet. Over the course of the last few weeks, I have noticed that there are women that are, I would call MILFs, that are between the ages of 35 and 45 or 50.

that are flirting with my son and I have to be quite honest with you I don't like it at first I didn't like it from the fact that I didn't like the idea that these older well I say older women these women well older than him yeah much older than him that these women are you know are flirting with him I mean literally openly flirting with him and when I say this these are like women who are like friends of his friend you know they're like friends of his friend's parents that are like in one of them was uh luke was having a conversation with uh some friends of uh of his buddy nico and they're on the phone having conversation with one of the mom's friends and with a mom was like openly like kind of getting flirtatious to the point then luke starts getting flirtatious back and i'm like that woman's old enough to be your mom luke you can't be doing stuff like that and wham who are you to be doing that and then i went from okay this is a little predatory to what about his dad look at me i feel like i knew that was going to be part of this i was like i this is competition i want to i want to be flirted with i don't want to have my son get all the action and mind you luke is a good looking kid if you want to go look at a picture of what luke looks like we were just at the game the other night he was he's there in the picture he's you You know, actually standing next to Kevin, the picture. He's got kind of like longer hair. He's got, you know, this chin that for some reason, I don't know where he got it. He got it from his mom, you know, and it's a beautiful chin. And it just gets crazy. And it's in here. I just a second ago tried to call him to go on the air. If you've never heard Luke's voice now, he went from balls, balls, to now he's like balls. He got balls. Shannon overheard this just a second ago during the last break. I'm like, Luke, will you come on the air with me? He's like, no, Dad. I'm not going on the air. I go, come on, Dad. I'm not feeling good, Dad. I'm in bed right now. He didn't want to come on the air with me. I started even trying to threaten him by explaining to him that I pay his college tuition and his room bill. And it didn't work. Let me ask you this, though. Do you think that Luke would be interested in an older woman? I know. Well, I don't know. Honestly, I don't know. I don't know. But I, I will say that he's got game, like he's got really good game with the old, he does, he does a nice job of knowing like how to show attention. And, you know, there are some times, listen, we get to a certain age, you want to get attention thrown at you. And I think that, you know, here's a, here's some women who are probably, I think the one woman that was flirting with him last, she might've been 44, 45 years old.

Do you feel like as a younger guy is easier to flirt with older women? Yes.

I think as, honestly, I think as a younger anything, a younger girl, it's easier to flirt with older guys, too. And I will say this, and this is all fairness, too. We hear all the times about these older dudes that are in their 50s that are dating 20-something. 21-year-olds.

The Belichicks.

Yeah, the Bill Belichicks of the world. And he's off the scales because he's, you know, he's, like, really old and she's really young. But I think that we should have equal opportunity for cougars. I think cougars need to have equal opportunity. And what's wrong with a cougar? And maybe you're listening right now and you are this. What's wrong with a cougar like in a 20-something, you know?

When they know his dad. That's what's wrong with it.

Well, that is what's wrong. I don't know this woman that was the last woman, but there's a couple of the, you know, friends of ours where, you know, they're like, oh, Luke is so cute. I'm like, hey, you better be careful. First off, Luke's mom will kick your ass. Oh, my gosh. She will cut somebody. And now I'm jealous.

but aren't they being respectful because you are married uh being respectful and that's why

they're not flirting with me well it's okay not to be respectful every now and again

the world is too safe no it's all right yeah i feel like they have to be 21 like you can't you

can't yeah yeah he's not even 21 yet right oh god imagine imagine go out with them he's got a he's

got a fake id from ohio i understand that they just gotta go to harper's but like you can't just go on canvas could you imagine like him getting carded if he's out with an older woman and them

being like this is a fake id he told me that the moms of girls that that are from his college and stuff like that or the moms of guys they buy it will buy him drinks they'll like hang at the bar They'll buy him drinks, exactly what Kevin was saying. They don't care that it's not the case and that he's not of age. So I don't know.

I'm for an older woman. I feel like she knows exactly what she wants. She's not playing games, and she's here for it. How old would you date? It depends on how she looked, to be honest with you. Is she cold? Is she late 50s, early 60s? If she cold, though, I'm for that. Like, look at Halle Berry. Look at Demi Moore. I'm smashing the head of it. Yeah. That's cool. Look how serious you are about this conversation. I'm very serious. Kevin's thinking about this one. I'm very serious. Hey, what's up, Jessica? How you doing? Good morning, guys. How are you? Oh, Jessica, this is interesting. Jessica is one of these cougars that goes after the youngers. What's going on? Tell us your story.

so i am when i when we first got together i was 32 and he was 19 hey now and we are still 13 years later i'm 46 and he's 32 look at you how did you all meet at harper's honestly we're looking for a younger man because i had three children and i needed somebody with

energy to keep up with them wait you wanted a babysitter at first then you started dating him

how far apart is your oldest from him okay so my oldest is 24 so they're let's see six years

did you initially truly hire hire him to babysit or something

no actually i went to pick him up because he was having a hard day and i'm one of the people's savers and you take him out and show him a good time for the night this is supposed to be a night like just a one night stand type thing and he never went home oh my god it was a one night

stand that never went home now you've got a fourth child or a third child uh mike how you doing yeah

But not too bad. Good morning, Mojo.

Mike gives me a little bit of words of warning here about this because here's my son, Luke, who's a MILF mom magnet. You were the MILF mom magnet, huh, Mike?

Yes, yes. I'm 30 now, but this was a few years ago. And the lady at the time, she was 50. And so she did not look her age at all. She probably, I swear, looks young 40s, upper 30s.

and how and you were what mid-20s yeah mid-20s i was mid-20s where did you guys meet

uh a friend was having a pool party dad was having a pool party and whatnot out on the boat

yeah it was your friend's dad pissed that you were hitting the girls coming to the party

they definitely uh gave me some warnings about to slow it down but then when he found out that i had that situation happen. It was kind of funny because it was just like shaking its head.

Oh, my God. That's amazing, Mike. So, Mike, what's it like as a 25-year-old having sex with a 50-year-old woman?

They know what they're doing.

Yeah. Experience. Here's the thing. I mean, I'm going to say this. We talk all the time about the older guys. As a matter of fact, go to Birmingham, Michigan, home of the 55-year-old guy dating the 25-year-old.

That's the best game ever. Dad, boyfriend, dad, boyfriend.

There's a place called Hyde Park. You'll see it there a lot. And you sit there and go there and go, these women need to have equal opportunity. A 50-year-old woman needs love, too. What's up, Jack?

Yo, what's up, guys? How are you? Good morning.

We're doing good, Jack. What's going on?

This is my favorite thing to do. Really? The other day, I went into the pizza shop and ordered two slices of pizza. And I'm 28, by the way. And I told the lady who was probably 60 that she smelled phenomenal. And I got a free pizza and four winks out of it.

You didn't even tell somebody. Honestly, that is a great compliment. Honestly, that's like having boobs as a girl at the bar. You should.

Yeah. And I went home to my dog with no problems and no one's... Are you single? I am.

Oh, hell yeah, boy. Let's go get some free pizza. He just wants to hang out with his dog. I just want to take advantage of the free pizza.

Jack, I will say this to you. 60-year-old women don't smell like they used to smell. They don't.

I'll tell you what. She was wearing something that I'm going to go try to find.

60-year-old women used to smell like either mothballs or...

Elizabeth Taylor Diamonds. Or Walgreens perfume.

Now, 60-year-old women smell hot as hell. And, like, the caller that we just talked to a couple minutes ago that said she didn't look like she was her age, I bet you that 60-year-old woman didn't look like she was 60 years old.

Mojo, let's go get some pizza, brother.

You know what? I should introduce you to Luke. You could be Luke's friend.

I think that sounds good. Have a good day, guys.

Take care of yourself.

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