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I'm like, I'm sore. So I go in today for my follow-up on my surgery doctor's appointment. I think I'm going to get my staples pulled out, which will be very interesting. I don't know if they'll let me videotape it, but I was going to see, do they do it with one of those little claw things like they do at Stapes?

Wait, I want to videotape it. I want to see that.

I'll see if they'll let me videotape it.

Do they got to put you under for that or is that easy? No, it's like getting stitches removed, don't you think?

Yeah, I think it is kind of like, well, now everything's dissolvable, right? All stitches and stuff like that. But so I'm getting those things out. I'm hoping that they tell me that I can take the sling off every now and again, because I'm literally in the sling for most of the day.

There's something under your chin. What do I got on my chin?

Oh, it's like a little fuzzy ball? Listen, I got so much stuff dangling from me. I can't, because I got no control over the left side of my body.

You said a few things today.

No, I can't control it. Like, I can't do it. And then the other thing, too, is the sling. This is the worst. I was telling Chelsea yesterday. I go, I hope that they let me take the sling off or at least give me a new sling. And she goes, why do you want a new sling? I eat. And you know how I spill on my shirt all the time? Oh, no. i mean i we we laugh because our old agent norm used to spill on himself all the time and shannon goes you're turning into norm like every day more and more and so i'm eating and i'm eating like first off i ordered a steak last night so we had j alexander's okay went to j alexander's and i had i ordered a filet and a baked potato bad idea it's like it's like mom having to cut my my food up for me it was just luke and i because chelsea had a girl's night and so luke and i are there and i'm like luke can you cut my steak up for me i had to have him cut it up for me and it's so funny because he's cutting the thing up and he's cutting them in pieces almost as big as the steak and i'm like i can't eat like literally he's like can't you just stick it with your fork and eat it like a popsicle and then i'm eating a bake i had a loaded baked potato it was fantastic by the way this is out this is a commercial for jay alexander's oh they're so consistent they always

have the best food so good but what you're saying is the sling smells so okay so yeah so i'm eating

my baked potato my loaded baked potato with butter and sour cream and bacon bits on the thing and as i'm eating it bacon bits and sour cream are plopping down on my sling they're getting in my hands i go home so at night i can take the sling off for the moment to change out of my clothes and put on like pajamas and i i can take it off for a second and i i kind of like i have to be really careful about how i move my arm because they don't want the the anchors that are in my shoulder to pop out or to to you know do something and so i'm really careful about how i am so i look

down at me and i'm like there's some baked potato a little little midnight snack no no what you gonna do throw it away you know what it's like you know what this is like this is like when you

go to the movies and you're at the movie theater at the imagine theater and you come home and you find popcorn in your shirt it's a fact and you gotta eat it you gotta eat it the way that you

are talking about this it's so good look when i was younger and i used to spend the night over my grandmother's house one of my favorite things to do before bed was to have like graham crackers and milk or something like that yeah and i used to eat the graham crackers in such a way that it would get stuck in the top part of my tooth, like in my gummy area. Oh, they do. And then get in the bed at night and like finish the rust. Have a little snack while I was on the sleep. I gotta finish that rust. That noise is so gross. That noise is going to be going at it.

Hold on a second here.

It's like tobacco.

He's just stuffing up there.

Do I want to take this line out? Are these lines, or are they going to make me scared about taking the staples out? Adriana, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. What's up?

Hey, Mojo. I was just saying that you should watch a video beforehand before you get your staples taken out. Why? Maybe I'll prepare you a little bit. That's a lot of stitches. And then I know watching that's kind of a little weird for others. I don't know. Maybe not for you.

Wait, won't I get more scared knowing how they do it?

Yeah, but at least you're prepared beforehand. I don't know. I don't want you to pass out in front of them.

I don't know what it would be like. I don't know what it's going to be.

Is it Adriana?

Yes.

Have you broken something or had surgery recently where you had to watch a video?

Well, yeah, I'm in the medical field, but I also had spinal surgery when I was 13 and watched that surgery before, and it was pretty cool.

I can't do that. I cannot watch the surgeries. I did it before I had my heart surgery. I watched how they do the heart surgery, and it scared the crap out of me. I almost didn't show up that next day.

Oh, never mind. Don't watch anything. Don't be prepared. Just go in.

Oh, no. I'm, like, so fearful of this. The surgery on this shoulder was worse than the heart surgery. People think I'm crazy when I say this to you. I'd do heart surgery. Not that I want heart surgery again, But I would do this over open-heart surgery over this shoulder surgery. It's no joke. I told you the story, didn't I, that T.J. Lange reached out to me. I don't think you told me. T.J. Lange, who played for Green Bay Packers in the Detroit Lions, the pride of Brother Rice High School, good friend, reached out about shoulder surgery, and he told me, he's like, man, he goes, I cried like a baby when I had my shoulder surgery. So, and T.J. is a big freaking guy. What's up, Kristen? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

Good morning, Mojo. I've been a nurse for over 35 years. I've taken a million staples out over the years. They will use a little staple remover, just similar to a regular staples. They've been doing this. Oh, my God. So listen. Oh, no. Staples in a person, they don't curve underneath like staples do, you know, regular staples. They just go straight down. They'll just pop right out with a little tool. You'll feel like a little tiny pinch. It's not even going to hurt, and it'll be done in like a minute or two. Oh, really? It's really not a big deal.

Okay.

It won't even bother you. I promise you. You'll be just fine.

That makes me feel good knowing that. I promise. It'll be good. Do they put the staples in like you do, just a staple in a bunch of paper together?

It is similar to that, but yeah, it's similar to that.

It's wild that I have this whole row of staples that are right in my shoulders. What's up, Holly? Hi.

Hi. Good morning to you guys. Good morning.

What's going on?

I love you guys. Oh, we love you too. Thank you. We love you too. thank you i've had people removed and you can't feel anything okay the area is numb still and it's

no big deal i promise okay all right that's that's not so bad thank you for that save your staples

i don't know i wonder if they just texted me and said tell them to bring the staples in yeah i'm

like i ain't trying to see that would you keep them you know what i don't know maybe i don't know i i think it would be kind of something interesting i don't know if they'd give it to you link them together make a bracelet what if i put them in our stapler here actually we don't even have staplers well that's the thing i was going to say is actually we could probably use these staples

because we don't have this contraband she brought that from home you're not even allowed to do that

jessica what's up jessica um well i just want to say the previous caller is a liar because it does hurt all amount i had to get a hundred staples removed from my finger from my leg and i had a bite down on something because it hurt so bad they don't numb it they don't do nothing

jessica yeah you are a mean human being i was feeling so good going in there now you're making

me feel scared i'm just trying to prepare you so you can you know i mean maybe everyone's pain intolerance was different, but maybe it won't be as bad for you. It was for me. I mean, you had a hundred.

That's a lot of staples.

That's insane. I was 10.

Oh, she's 10 years old. All right. Well, then that's all right. Dallas, what's up, Dallas? Last call. What's up, Dallas?

How y'all doing today?

I'm okay, Dallas. Please tell me something nice.

I'm sorry, Mojo. I can't do that. What I want to tell you is to go ahead, man, and just reach down in your shorts, grab your man, jump, and just get it done.

Please don't hold on to yourself while they're removing your staples. That's really awkward.

One person said it didn't hurt. One person said it did.

I don't know who to believe, Dallas.

You don't have to believe in you. You don't have to believe in yourself.

so believe in yourself believe in myself i will believe in myself i'm gonna grab it right now thank you dallas i appreciate it appreciate the pep talk that's coach dallas coach i think that should be the new show open instead of the uh it's like uh what is it it's like it's like an orgasm in a cup Yeah, it's like orgasm in a cup.

Which was an older Chaldean lady describing having a frappuccino for the first time.

Yeah.

That's what that was.

It's status. Reach down and grab your balls. There you go.

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