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It's Mojo in the morning, back in the studio after a week of being gone. Let me just tell you that this job has some perks. There are definite perks to being able to get to work on a show where you don't have to feel like you're going to work digging ditches every single morning, right? I mean, all we do is talk into microphones, and you have that as a perk. And I realize that with coming back from this surgery as quick as I have, because there are people that have had this surgery that have physical jobs that can't go and go back to work. The other thing is getting in with great doctors. I had a great surgeon that did my surgery, Dr. Ashish Beatty, who is formerly the Detroit Lions doc. He's now currently the Chicago Bears doc and the University of Michigan athletic doctor. So he does any kind of orthopedic stuff for the Michigan teams, the basketball, football, all the programs. Amazing doctor. Thank you, doctor, by the way, for getting me out of surgery alive. I had him with the help of my heart surgeons there. So thank God that those guys work together because I go there for my heart stuff, having an aneurysm. And I thank him for having a much straighter line on my scar than Dr. Patel, my heart surgeon, did. Dr. Patel did not know how to color in between the lines. He was a great doctor. He kept me alive. But my scars got a little ziggy zag. It looks like I'm driving down Ford Road.

Is that a thing? You want it to be nice and straight?

Well, you want it to be straight. You want your scar to have straightness to it. And I have a picture I posted up on Instagram yesterday of me back. You can see my staples. My staples look very straight on this. How many staples you got? I don't know, but there's a lot. It's got to be like so many calories. I had a hard time looking at that photo. Was it tough?

Oh, it makes me.

Because you knew it was my naked body?

No, it's just like staples and skin is, ugh. I'm going to come. I get so queasy.

It's interesting because my chest scar from my open heart surgery that I had with the heart aneurysm, the scar has got a little bit of a wiggle to it and it's kind of cool when I show people it they look at it but they can see that they think that I have like a pimple or something because of how it zigzags so I want that I want the two Indian doctors from University of Michigan fighting with each other I do a straighter scar Dr. Beatty is going to be telling Dr. Patel that today so let me tell you uh something that is tough about this job having a medical thing done to yourself when you are an on-air radio personality or somebody that's in the public like you know I will never compare myself to any of these athletes because these guys are professionals and obviously they're on a much bigger stage than being on a radio show like this but people will know what you look like or know who you are and when I went in for my surgery and I

I do a lot of stuff with Michigan Medicine and with the University of Michigan. I do love those people. But going in there sometimes and being recognized is great when you just have a regular doctor's appointment and you don't want to have to sit there and wait in the doctor's waiting room for a long time. First of all, great perk. But when you walk in the back and they tell you that you have to undress completely down even your socks and put on a gown, being mojo does not seem like it's an appealing thing when you look like this and it was tough and the there were some great people they were all very nice you can tell when somebody is a listener when they sit there and give you a smile and hey so was it tough to wake up this morning i'm like no because i normally wake up early sorry to hear that one but the lady who shaved me wait yes i get shaved for this i had to get

here yes oh gender shape not my whole body okay although I'll be quite honest with you I do need

to be groomed man after having my poor wife have to see me shave you know shower and stuff like that it's really bad but uh the lady that shaved me is like talking to me and she's like talking to me about the war of the roses and stuff like that and I'm like this is such a vulnerable position I was trying to give this as an example and you tell me if you think that this is a good an example when we have to be naked in front of a health care professional and they listen to the show it would be like you having to be naked in front of your neighbor who's a health care person like could you imagine you go to the doctor and you're going to get your annual physical and it's bill and it's the guy next door from next door yeah hey take off all your clothes even your socks You hear Bill say that? The guy pushing the lawnmower at 5.06 every evening? I don't know if I want to see that. Which, by the way, if you're somebody that gets naked in front of your neighbor or has ever done that, shout out to you. And I'd love to hear your story.

Some of the War of the Roses, that's a thing.

Yeah, or mistakenly you ran outside. Who knows? Actually, that's a good one, Lydia. Call us up and tell us about the last time your neighbor saw you naked or you saw your neighbor naked in honor of the story of me talking about how that's what it's like.

I'd say this was weird. I remember one time I had a bump on my dick. On your penis. Oh, yeah, I had a bump on my penis.

Yes.

And I go to the doctor's office. I'm like, yo, let's figure out what's going on here. I'm thinking I'm just going to show it to one doctor. It's a lady. She bring another lady in there. Because I guess you got to have two eyes on it instead of one. I was like, I didn't think I was about to have three people in here.

My favorite is when they say. Nothing happened, though. You know, I didn't have anything. When they walk in and they say, this is Tom. He's training.

oh my both both babies i had that was the case there was a whole room full of residents and especially with lucy like that was not my best and cleanest moment future docs all there were some listeners in there yeah was it embarrassing or no i mean they're not just seeing you naked they're seeing you know yeah up there uh what's up ann how you doing

good how are you good what's going on i just want to know do you have your medical providers to sign

like an nda and say you can't talk about my body or my personal well they all they all have them

regardless of who you are it's yeah no i trust that i i and i trust it but there's here's a difference between hipaa and our and an nda and and that when somebody uh knows that you're having the surgery, and they go, hey, I heard Mojo is in there for surgery, and they go, I don't know what you're talking about, and start giggling, you know what I mean? Like if all of a sudden, the little giggles start getting let out, then they know they definitely gave away that they had me as a patient. What's up, Jessica? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

Hi, can you hear me?

I got you. What's going on?

hi uh first time long time thank you thank you so i wanted to comment on the scar years ago i was in a bad car accident i healed up everything was fine however i had a scar revision on my arm because i had a really nasty great scar it was beautifully straight mojo but it was um it was getting very thick It was widening, and the plastic surgeon actually zigzagged my scar intentionally. It looks like I was bitten by a shark, but zigzagged it intentionally so that it wouldn't start apart and get as wide.

Maybe that's what Dr. Patel was doing. A method to the madness. Do you work with Mary and his entire office staff, and you're calling me up from there? I'm going to ask him about that.

Oh, my gosh, no, but it is a thing I've heard, so there's something to be said for zigzagging.

scars for what it's worth. I actually

kind of hope because my scar on my chest has gone away. I think it's my Cuban heritage, my dad being Cuban. It kind of grows into just looking like it's just a blemish or something, but I want a scar. I want people... No, you don't. Oh, yes. For what? I want points on this one. If I'm ever taking... First off, if you ever see it with my shirt off, it ain't me. I'll never have my shirt off in a pool or anything, but if I had a good-looking scar, I would definitely show it off. What's up, Lisa?

hey um so first time long time what you calling about yeah we have this neighbor he's about i'd say he's like 80 85 and he does his yard work um like several times a week and he sits in a yard or a launcher and he bends over he doesn't really have his asses out like his hands are down to his

knees you're calling up about my analogy of them seeing us naked is like you seeing you know having your neighbor see you naked that is funny yeah right the poor guy i think you should tell him

if he's bending over what do you say to that i don't know man i think i don't know if i could

do it are there any identical identifiable marks on his body that you can tell us about

no just very white

you would think with all the sunlight that it's seeing it wouldn't be voice disguise jay what's

up jay hi how you doing um good my husband had a heart attack oh i'm sorry and they oh it's okay everything went good okay great but um in the midst of the er everybody was going crazy and running around and then all of a sudden this cute little nurse come walking in and i turn and i look And she has his package in his hand, and she's shaving him down. And I couldn't help but to listen.

Wow.

He had no idea what was going on.

When another woman is shaving your man, there's something about it.

Yeah, but it was the cutest one.

The cutest?

Like, everyone else. Was he embarrassed? Everyone else was just, like, the average, you know, old doctor.

Yeah.

And then the cutest nurse walked in. Of course.

Yeah.

She's the one that got to do it.

I just want somebody with, like, still hands. I don't care what they look like. Did she say she had his package in her hand? She had his package in the hand. Oh, God. That's what she heard there. Yes. That's amazing. Is it weird to see that that dream come true for your husband was done right in front of you? Poor guy. Maddie wants to tell us about a neighbor that they saw naked. I like the dual topics that we have here. What's going on, Maddie?

Hi, so I once lived in an apartment complex way back when in Arizona, and my friends and I, like, we all kind of got to know each other, the neighbors, and so we all started hanging out together, and there was these fireplaces. So in these fireplaces, there's a lot of tables around them, and we're sitting there, and some of them have side tables. Well, there wasn't enough seats, so one guy decided he was going to stand, and he put his leg up on the table to, like, rest the leg. well, this guy liked to wear really short shorts and not sitting underneath the shorts. Oh, my God, no. I'm browsing around looking at everybody because they like to look at everybody when I talk. And next thing I know, there's a big old pair of cojones right in my face. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You got to love the guys whose balls pop out of their pants.

Oh, my God. I'm saying. I'm saying. and I was like, um, hi. I'm going to put your leg down there, little. You're showing everybody here.

Oh, my God.

Poor guy felt so embarrassed. He went home and put on sweatpants. I felt so bad. Still had no drawers on him.

I didn't know what else to do. That's so funny. I love it. By the way, the listeners are texting in going, Mojo, I have gone to the doctor, and my neighbor was one of the nurses. I could not do it. I mean, it is tough enough for me to go in and have it be somebody that listens to the show yeah listens to the show or maybe even a mom of like a kid that my kids are friends with or something and i know people say it's that this

is their profession they're so used to it they see naked bodies all day whatever but that doesn't help you from feeling the way that you feel what if you were single would you still feel that way

i think if i was first off if i was single and looked like like a good looking guy like like you

It would be way more awkward. I don't know. I had to get my ears cleaned when I was single. This is so stupid. We all are supposed to get our ears cleaned because our headphones are like, yeah, so, you know, loud every day. They're blaring. I went to get my ears clean. It was disgusting. And the doctor that walked in was like the hottest guy. And I was,

I was like, oh, my God, and he's going to be extracting earwax from my ear canal. Like, this is awful.

Hold on. So gross. Look at this. There's a couple of gynecologists that people know. Hold on. Candice, you got a mammogram, and who was the person that gave you the mammogram?

It was one of my son's classmates. It was this time last year, so right before graduation. I had a cancer scare. Everything was fine, but I had to go back multiple times. and every time this mom is filling my breast up she's talking about our kids like it was no big

can i tell you something i feel you so much with that because every time i go to dr warner who is our show gynecologist and very good friends with mojo he's always asking about mojo as he's doing

my path okay that is weird what's up april how you doing i'm good so i was like 19 and going to

a gynecologist for the first time and it ended up being a girl that i went to school with dad

oh god did he talk about his daughter while he was giving you no it was just awkward oh that's weird the weirdest the weirdest are play dates at his house i can only imagine uh what's up amy

hi it's mojo in the morning hey mojo i have a naked neighbor oh all right yes yes i do so he actually gets on to his scale but booty naked in front of the window.

Does he not realize that you're watching or does he know you're watching?

No. Well, we were trying not to watch. I think he thinks that the privacy screen he has on his window works. Last summer, we were having a movie night in our driveway. We had like 20 people over and he weighed himself and everybody was watching him.

He knows what he's doing. Do you ever ask him how much he weighs?

No, I don't want him to know that we've seen him.

Do you see when he looks down and the weight has gone up, like you can see a frowny face?

No, that would be... That would be so funny.

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