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Mojo's Top Golf Classic Hackers & Wackers
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Mojo's Top Golf Classic Hackers & Wackers

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April 18, 2023 | 00:10:06 | Leisure

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00:01:51 - 00:01:52 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. It's going to be amazing.

00:01:52 - 00:02:11 | Speaker 5:

The Mojo's golf tournament thing that we're doing at Topgolf is going to be so great because this weather is going to completely get crazy again. The warmth is coming back. We might have, Shannon, am I right on this, 80 degree temperatures on Thursday?

00:02:11 - 00:02:13 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. For like one day.

00:02:13 - 00:02:13 | Speaker 5:

Yes.

00:02:13 - 00:02:17 | Speaker 3:

And then it's going to get kind of chewy again. But you know what? We'll take every warm day we can.

00:02:17 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 5:

So it's Mojo's Topgolf Classic Hackers and Whackers to benefit Sheriff Pal, our great friends over in the Pontiac area of town and the Oakland County Sheriff's Department's Pal program. If you would like to come to that and just hang out, we'll be at Topgolf on Thursday starting at 6 o'clock. Do me a favor. Will you just go to SheriffPal.com? That's SheriffPal.com. Look at Mojo's Hackers and Whackers. And there's still opportunity for you, even opportunity to register for the silent auction that we're going to be doing. If you can't make it and you want to make a donation to help out Sheriff Pal, but you can get a chance to meet everybody from the Mojo in the Morning Show. And we'll see you this Thursday, 80 degrees. Mike yesterday was doing some shopping for this. You were buying a golf outfit, is that right?

00:03:04 - 00:03:19 | Speaker 4:

Well, because I don't have a full-on golf outfit. I have like polos and stuff, but I went to Uptown Cheapskate because I had to shoot a video anyways. and they had this jacket and a polo. And I'm like, oh yeah, that is the one. So I tried it on and it fits.

00:03:19 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 3:

Mike was sending us videos of all of his try-ons and him coming out of the dressing room and it was hysterical.

00:03:25 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 4:

I wish somebody would have been like, oh, I really like that one. You should get that one. We did. No, you told me Ice Spice would like it. That's what you told me.

00:03:32 - 00:03:34 | Speaker 3:

Did you listen to the show yesterday?

00:03:35 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 4:

Mike's ex-girlfriend. Yes.

00:03:37 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 5:

um okay well that by the way that makes me laugh because people who go to Topgolf that are not golfers that dress like they're a golfer is hysterical because you go like the question was

00:03:49 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 2:

what do you wear to this thing yeah I'm so stressed about it me too and to me Topgolf is

00:03:54 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 5:

like going to a bar you know what I mean like you can wear whatever you want wearing like

00:03:58 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 3:

yo like workout stuff yeah and then yesterday you responded in the group chat is dressed like you're going out to get drinks.

00:04:07 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 2:

No, no. He said dress like you're going to the bar, which he doesn't know me because that means one of two things. I'm either wearing a full-on sequin cocktail dress or sweats that I've been in for three days. That's not helpful.

00:04:19 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 5:

There's no definitive on that, right? It depends what bar or in any bar you'll dress like that.

00:04:26 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 2:

And who am I going out with? And who's going to be there? And am I trying to impress somebody?

00:04:29 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 5:

Honestly, I do agree that wear something that's comfortable because if you're going to be playing golf, You know, if you're going to be doing some Topgolf, it will make it much more fun.

00:04:39 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 2:

No, because I'm going to show up in yoga pants and a sweatshirt, right, feeling comfortable. And then everybody's going to be there in, like, business casual.

00:04:46 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 5:

Are you guys going to stay at my house, please? Seriously, will you just stay the night and then work Friday morning from the studios? Can you get somebody to cover your board?

00:04:56 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 3:

I know, please. God.

00:04:58 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

Chelsea and I want you. First off.

00:05:00 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 4:

Mike, you better not drive back to West Michigan after this. Why? Because it's so long of a drive. I know. That's a long drive. The last time you did it, you didn't get home until midnight. It was when we went to the Pistons game. And you got home at midnight. The next day, you were exhausted. Seriously, look into it. If you guys want to, come and spend the night. Chelsea and I already know. You heard me yesterday talk about this. We're very depressed that our baby son is going to be graduating in two weeks. from high school, we need to adopt some other people.

00:05:34 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 3:

Measies. Literally.

00:05:38 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 4:

I want to adopt the Slightly Messy podcast. That's what I want to adopt. So you guys can stay the night with us. Well, we need help. What's going on, John?

00:05:48 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 1:

Mojo, I love your show. First time caller. Long time listener. Hey. And I love the fact that you and your son love to golf. but one thing I have to say about wearing golf clothes to top golf. You wear golf clothes to work. I do.

00:06:04 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 4:

I kind of made that switch. I'm like, it's so comfortable to just sit there and wear a quarter zip with a polo underneath it, and I don't care if you're wearing jeans, shorts, or whatever. It's so much, it's become, I think, the COVID casual, you know?

00:06:20 - 00:06:28 | Speaker 1:

It really has, and it's like the most flexible type of clothing, too, so you can chow down after a round, and you don't have to worry about your

00:06:28 - 00:06:40 | Speaker 4:

Dude, it's funny because people actually have made references to me, and they say, wow, you dress up so much nicer these days. And I'm like, I'm not really dressing up nice. I'm wearing something I bought at Dick's Sporting Goods. You know what I mean?

00:06:40 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 2:

But it does look very put together.

00:06:42 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 4:

It kind of, yeah, it's kind of, well, it's nicer than definitely the black T-shirt.

00:06:45 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 2:

And you do the double-popped collar, which I've noticed.

00:06:48 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 4:

Well, I have the quarter zip on. Are you doing that today? No, the quarter zip. It's kind of like a little lower, but it's, yeah. Oh, but the one underneath it. No, I don't double pop.

00:06:55 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 2:

No, no, no. Two weeks ago, you did a double.

00:06:57 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 4:

That was not a double. It was a double-double. It was a Roebuck. I was wearing a Roebuck quarter zip. Roebuck. Yeah.

00:07:05 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 1:

Roebuck.

00:07:05 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 4:

Is it Roebuck or Roebuck?

00:07:08 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 1:

Roebuck.

00:07:09 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 4:

It's the one with the dog, right? I feel like you guys are saying the same thing. Yeah. It's the same thing, basically. Exactly. It's kind of like Roebuck. Yeah, Roebuck.

00:07:17 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 1:

Sounds like you're saying Roebuck. I'm a physical education teacher. Okay. So during my conferences, what I would have dressed up is exactly what you described, right? Yes. Golf pants, quarter zip, and a polo underneath, so it's just funny.

00:07:29 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 4:

Do you ever notice that PE teachers, gym teachers, always got away with wearing whatever they wanted to? They could roll out of bed and wear whatever they wanted to while the nice lady that teaches third grade has to try to make herself look all pretty and stuff, you know?

00:07:45 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 1:

That's true. That's very true.

00:07:46 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 4:

And do you have a whistle with a lanyard around your neck?

00:07:49 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 1:

I don't have a whistle. I don't. I actually don't have a whistle, no.

00:07:53 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 4:

All right. Well, listen, thanks for calling. Are you late for work, or is this early for you, getting to work?

00:07:58 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 1:

I'm actually heading to work right now, yeah. I teach elementary PE, so we have a later start.

00:08:03 - 00:08:04 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God, elementary PE.

00:08:04 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 2:

Hey, do you do the big parachute thing with the foam balls on it and make popcorn and go underneath it?

00:08:11 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 1:

During field day, we do, but not as part of our program.

00:08:13 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that was the best day ever. Can you explain to me why we still have the butt scooters that run over the kids' fingers, and you think that you're going to have to, like, amputate a finger?

00:08:22 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 1:

No, no, we don't have those anymore. Now we have roller races with, like, the handlebars. Oh, that's fancy.

00:08:29 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 4:

All right, here's the big question. You don't make the fat kids have to climb the rope, do you? Everyone climbs.

00:08:35 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 1:

I have never. No, we don't have the rope either. That's old school.

00:08:38 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 4:

The rope is rope.

00:08:39 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 2:

When did you go to school, 19, 29?

00:08:42 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 4:

The rope puts hair on your chest.

00:08:44 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 2:

Did you have to do a rope, Mike?

00:08:45 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I had to do a rope. You never had to do a rope?

00:08:47 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 2:

No.

00:08:47 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 4:

You never made it up the rope. Shannon, they probably just didn't do it because they knew you wouldn't make it up. Come on.

00:08:51 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 2:

I would make it up the rope before you made it up the rope.

00:08:54 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 4:

I could never get up the rope. I stood on the bottom of the thing. I was the guy holding it so the other kids could climb.

00:08:59 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 2:

Megan, did you have to do the rope?

00:09:00 - 00:09:01 | Speaker 4:

We had to do the rope.

00:09:01 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 2:

Wait, I feel left out.

00:09:02 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 3:

Did y'all do the Pacer test? Yeah, the presidential fitness. Oh, yeah.

00:09:08 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 4:

They don't do presidential fitness anymore, do they, Teacher John?

00:09:11 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, they do. We do something similar now. We do Fitnessgram now, usually.

00:09:17 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 3:

Do you remember how stressful it was? They would put on the CD, and it was like, welcome to the presidential fitness test. Begin and peep, peep, peep, peep now.

00:09:28 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 4:

All right, love you guys. Love you, buddy. Take care of yourself.

00:09:30 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 2:

Okay, fine. By the way, I got class. You know what else?

00:09:34 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 4:

Quick question on this one for teachers. You'll have to text us and tell us this is the case. Do they have overhead projectors? I know they have the really nice computerized stuff. But remember when you got to be the cool kid that had to go and wheel the overhead projector to the room next door or whatever?

00:09:51 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 3:

You want to know how we were terrible? We found out that you could buy smart board remote controls online and you could program them to smart boards. Oh my God.

00:10:00 - 00:10:04 | Speaker 4:

may not have done that in high school and messed with a lot of our teachers that's like when you

00:10:04 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 3:

were able to get the teacher's key like the answer key and stuff uh real quick giselle wants to give us tips on what to do for top golf uh for thursday for the big fundraiser what's going on giselle

00:10:15 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 2:

hey um i'm actually also a long-time listener but first time caller oh nice but I actually work at Topgolf I've been working there for a year and I was gonna give Megan and Shannon some suggestions oh please please please please so honestly you see all kinds of like people wearing different stuff I've seen women wear literal gowns and like heels and I'm just like what are you doing but like that's not like really what I would do but they are if you are someone that golfs they come in in their golf gear and since this is an event they probably might be like business casual what i wear when i'm not working is um i just wear like since it's gonna be warm i'd wear jeans like jeans with like holes in it or like um jean shorts with like a crop top or something something just very casual and comfortable to you and or just what you wear It's really not I mean if you're like concerned about What everyone else is wearing You can just look super cute Nothing like too crazy As long as you're comfortable

00:11:27 - 00:11:29 | Speaker 3:

This is our fashion coordinator Giselle

00:11:29 - 00:11:38 | Speaker 2:

Are you going to be there on Thursday? I don't think so I'm usually at the salon I'm in here for school right now

00:11:38 - 00:11:43 | Speaker 3:

Tell them you want to get scheduled for Thursday So we can meet you okay Or just come and hang with us

00:11:43 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 2:

I honestly might just come all right cool because i usually just work friday through sunday we look forward to getting a chance

00:11:50 - 00:11:55 | Speaker 3:

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