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sponsored jobs mojo in the morning so my uh wife and i were uh spending time together yesterday kev gave me the advice of go home and turn everything off so i did i went home and i turned everything off everything including the lights no and and i uh i was we're just laying down we're hanging out with each other and uh chelsea says to me she goes uh can you put some socks on and i said to her i go why do i need to put socks on and she claims that my feet were cold and i was touching her with my feet and my feet were you know rubbing up against her and it was kind of like you know cold feet rubbing up and then i started realizing i don't think it has anything to do with that i am convinced that my wife thinks that my feet are ugly now for those that don't know what my feet look like if you haven't bought any of my feet pictures that we sell up on mojo in the morning.com under body part pictures for sale. Um, my feet are flat, they're fat and my nails on my toes are probably a little longer than they should be. Uh, occasionally, occasionally they might get a little yellow. Occasionally they might get a little yellow. I actually have one right now that's got black on it. Like it's a black one. Uh, because I dropped something on, I dropped a freaking pan on my foot and the I thought I broke my freaking foot I didn't break my foot but I think I might have bled inside of the toe oh no so I so I was uh you know sitting there the whole time going I think she's basically calling me ugly and it hurt my feelings so I asked her I said can I ask you an honest question and she goes what's that I go do you think my feet are ugly and she goes I would never I would never call your feet ugly and I'm like going really I'm like you wouldn't say that they're not the nicest looking feet and she goes well they're not the nicest looking like she's like i will never say anything on you is ugly and i said that is such bullcrap maybe out loud you wouldn't say it but in your head you're saying it and i believe that this is the case for most people that are in relationships i believe most people that are in relationships have somebody that genuinely you love okay but there's something about them that you look at and go man if i could change that you know what i mean i mean i think that there's things that are on you that you don't

What's the ugliest part of your body? What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose. Some say your toes. I think it's your mind.

844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. is our telephone number. I would like to know what is the ugliest part of your significant other's body and why. Call it out. Don't be shy. Be proud on this one here. Hey, Courtney, how you doing? Hi, good. How are you? Good. Courtney, what's the ugliest part of your,

are you married? I am. I have been with my husband since I was 15. We were together in high school And from day one, he has the flattest, clammiest feet, and it is repulsive.

Do you do what Chelsea does? Do you tell him to put socks on?

Oh, my gosh, yeah. I tell him to put socks on, and if his feet touch me in the middle of the night, I just kind of, like, punch him, and then he'll, like, move to the side. And now I have three sweet kiddos with him. Oh, kiddos. Sorry, Megan. Don't you hate that word? Sorry. Oh, dearie. Hang up on her. I say kiddos all the time. And my son has his feet And it is the grossest He's so cute But they are flat and clammy And now my kid has them It's bad

You know what's funny is that you say that It's funny that I gave my feet To poor Jacob And Luke Joe didn't get my feet Joe got his mom's feet But the kids all got my nose And those poor bastards Joe has actually said that he wants to get a nose job Because he thinks his nose is so bad

Oh, his nose is fine. Yeah.

There is something about it when your significant other gives your children, passes down to them your ugly piece. Samantha, you are also married. Your husband, what's the ugliest part of your husband's body?

I love my husband to death. I really, really do. But his kneecaps. That is so random. So in my defense, if you've ever seen the movie E.T. where he gets really sick and turns into a powdered donut. Oh, my God. That's what my husband's kneecaps look like. Why are you telling him it's a lotion on? We, like, I will put coconut oil and stuff on him when he wears shorts, but his kneecaps remind me of E.T. By the way, I've never heard it described as when he looks like a powder.

Is this a black man?

Yes. Leave us alone. Wait a minute. No, he should know better. Wait, wait, wait. He said his mom focused on greasing up his face. His face, yeah.

That's what happened. She pull out the Vaseline, put it on the face, and that's where it stops.

Mamas, mamas, please hit the kneecap.

You know what you should do? You need to start singing head, shoulders, knees, and toes to him.

I love this, by the way. Are there any men that are calling in for this? You're not getting in trouble. They're smart.

Did Chelsea then ask you, like, what about me? Or was that a dangerous territory?

Honestly, she thinks now her ass is not great because she's lost weight and she lost it in her ass. And I told her I love her ass. But she used to have like, as Kevin would say, she used to have a thick ass. A juicy. A juicy, thick, juicy ass. A little fatty. It's now, you know how when you go to Kroger and you go look for food every now and again? Don't keep going.

Where are you going? Don't.

Every now and again, there's one that's smaller than the others. Hers is now one of the smaller ones. You're insane. It used to be.

I feel like you switched to your story.

She used to have the thick Georgia peaches. We're now getting the peaches from somewhere else.

By the way, you and I have no room to talk on butts. You and I both have frog butts. Yeah, you guys do. See, her butt's not froggy. We have such frog butts. If you see me from behind, 12-year-old boy, you would have no idea. Excuse me, sir. Oh. I can lay flat on the ground.

Kimberly, what's the ugliest part of your husband's body?

Good morning. So my husband, one of his nipples is hairier than the other one.

Is it from his shirt rubbing up against it, or what's the story, that the other one doesn't have hair?

I don't think so. I mean, when I met him, he didn't have that hairy of a chest, and now it's just kind of like...

It only grew on one side. They have a favorite.

Yeah, one's outgrowing at the other, yeah.

Do you guys live near a power plant? Gene, what's the ugliest part of your fiance's body?

first off long time that's what i was waiting for from kevin but um my fiance has very funky ears that stick out um he's adorable love him to death but i just worry if we procreated it i just hope that my My children would get my jeans when it comes to these.

So they're just kind of like they stick out a little bit. Have you ever thought of pinning them back or super gluing them? Have you ever think of maybe one of those?

I mean, you know, we all have our thoughts, so we keep those to ourselves, Mojo.

I love you, Jean. Call more often. What's up, Morgan? Hi.

Hi. So I hope my husband doesn't hear this because he might be mad at me, but he has the world's smallest butt. Like it could basically sit in the palm of my hand. and it all runs through his back. So if I try to smack his butt, he's always saying I smacked his back.

What's his butt crack look like?

It's very long. So the butt cheeks look like they're always clenched 24-7, but then the butt crack is very long. And my butt crack.

That's funny. So it's such a thin butt that he has that his butt crack goes like a line down the back there, huh?

Yeah, it all runs together. It's just one long, continuous back.

That's amazing. God, that's wild. We should get him, Megan, and myself, and we should all see if listeners can guess whose butt is yours.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you would love that.

Hold on. We finally got ourselves a guy willing to call out his girl. Weedy is his name. We have never talked to Weedy. So, Weedy. Weedy. Is that true? What up? What up, though? What up, though? What's going on, Weedy?

Okay. Okay. Okay, so here it is. My girl's hands is ridiculous. I would change them because she bite her nails. She can't put on no fake nails because after she bite them, you know, they get raw. And I'd be like, bruh, so I'm just stuck with, like, just nubs. You hear me? I mean, they soft, but I'm just stuck with nubs.

Megan Mick is quiet because her nails are the same. Let me see your nails Look, Shope have your cuticles No, she has nails though I'm not talking about the nails Your poor girl is stressed out She has high anxiety Leave me alone She's stressed and you need to help her Help her You probably have an infection Hey, I got a finger for you That one That was bloody too

i do take the pain i do take the pain and stress away that's my job i know but

yeah she's still by wait where is your girl at right now that you're convinced that she's not

going to hear this on the radio no no like because bro i'm on the phone with her and i'm talking to you know and i hear you talking about your feet and i'm like oh shoot this better not go the way my feet going because i take care of my feet so my feet be cold yeah they be ashy messing up the covers and i was like bro so i take care of my feet and hit them with a little scraper like boom boom boom so i thought you was going that route right oh and i'm like no i ain't got no ugly feet though so i was good so i was safe and then i'm like i'm like all right so i started talking about my nose and she was like i wouldn't change nothing she being all nice and i'm like Hey, quit playing. And I'm like, okay. So I was just hitting with the realness. And I'm like, all right, no. I'm going to call you back. And so then I'm like, I know she listening. He needs to like, like, like, like.

All right. So shout out to Wheaties Girl. What's her first name? Her name, Tara. Hey, Tara. Tara, you could do so much better. You could do so much better. Aside from his feet, we know that everything else is not great.

All right. Y'all hope it should be listening. Look, your feet, your feet. It can't get cured. I'm sorry, buddy.

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