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This is Mojo in the Morning.

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good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show can't believe it we got just a little over 24 hours actually less than 48 hours from our big jingle ball which is happening tomorrow night at little caesars arena we've been talking about it for so long so excited for this You know how excited I am? I'm excited because we have so many people that are coming to town and that have already come to town. I actually just got a text message just moments ago that the artists that are not going to be at our Chicago Jingle Ball, many of them are already in town. Which, by the way, that means the Backstreet Boys, they aren't performing at KISS in Chicago's Jingle Ball. They're performing at ours. So that might be them. I'm actually going out tonight for dinner. I'm really excited with Lee Leipzner, who is their manager.

Oh, are you really?

Yeah, we're excited. Downtown Detroit, by the way, is happening right now. With many of the artists that are staying at various hotels. But there's a lot of stuff going on. You know how happening in downtown Detroit is? The Joe Show came into town last night. Also, EJ, for those that don't know this, so Joe Show broadcasts their show from Tampa, Florida. You know, they used to be here.

Joe's my son, and then Jed and Ashley worked on our show. And then they went to go do a morning show for our sister station, 93.3 FLC, in Tampa. And then they do our afternoon show in Detroit, live from Tampa. Well, they're going to be live doing their morning show today and tomorrow. And then EJ, who is on at night for us and has been on at night for Kiss and for S&X, EJ is from L.A. He works on our station, Kiss. He came in town yesterday, so we all got together and did dinner. Well, EJ and Ashley Nix went out last night and were in the casinos until the wee hours of the morning, and they were out gambling. And so I had people texting me that saw them out saying, hey, I saw Ashley just a second ago here, and it's 1.30 in the morning.

I think she's still delirious, by the way.

It's unbelievable. Well, she's so excited to come back. Ashley is family's here. Her grandma's here. Yeah. So she's so excited.

She loved Grandma. She's so close with her. We had a serious moment in the morning show meeting before the show today. And all of a sudden, it was so quiet. And KP was telling us something.

And Ashley was like, what's going on? It's so loud. Right in the middle of us discussing Breaking in and Christmas Wish and how it's going to be a good one today. Ashley was like, what up, my baby? Well, so Ashley and EJ stayed out until whatever time. And it's okay because EJ doesn't have to work until late. He works West Coast times, and then he works the night show for us. So EJ is a bad influence. He is such a bad influence. I asked him to come in this morning. I said to EJ, I go, hey, come in this morning. He goes, I'm not getting up that early. I go, EJ, we're on until 1030. He goes, oh, that's right. You guys are like the fifth hour of the Today Show. How many hours are you guys doing the show? He's like, you know, Ryan Seacrest. Ryan Seacrest leaves at like nine. But then he goes and does a million other things. So, God, I hope you guys had a good weekend. I know that we all did. We had a lot of stuff going on. We're going to go through our weekends here on the show today. We also have a second date update coming up this morning. Spike's got some great phone scams this week. There's a lot of stuff to get into. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. So, we went out this weekend to a fancy event. I put on my fancy clothes this weekend.

I saw you and Tess were looking amazing.

Oh, man. I'm going to tell you, like, first off, We never get pictures with each other, and the only picture we have is a picture of Chelsea and myself from a selfie that we sent to our sons to show that we were out on Saturday night, and that's it. But we looked so good because we all took showers, and she put on this really hot dress, and then I put on my one black suit that I own. it's my funeral slash wedding slash fancy suit okay and i i wore a freshly dry cleaned shirt which let me explain something to you i haven't gone to a dry cleaner in probably two and a half years i had to go to the dry cleaner to pick it up from their lost and found area because that's how long it's been so i walk in there because i thought oh god i'm gonna have to go to the mall and buy a shirt i walk in there and i go hi this is gonna be really weird but i haven't picked up a shirt here since pre-covid 2020 mr tom you're still alive it was actually funny she actually was somebody she actually recognized um me not from the radio but recognized me from being a former customer right i told her i said i got tons of sweaters i'm bringing in because i haven't you know dry cleaned a sweater in a long time but long story short we go to this place uh we're celebrating our friend mark smith who uh mark is just an awesome guy and it was a big you know event honoring him and we valet parked our car okay and i love valet my wife hates valet my wife hates valet because she feels like we're lazy and she feels like the valet always at the end of parties is a pain in the ass because everybody's waiting for the thing yeah i am i am truly like i do not want to walk even you know 200 feet so i like to use uh to use a valet so i go up there I give the guy my key and go inside and have the party. When we're coming out, I'm leaving. I said to the guy, I go, here's my thing. He goes, oh, your key's in the car. And by the way, everybody's still there. There's still a lot of people there. We were actually one of the first people to leave. And I go, my key's in the car? And he goes, yeah, your car's parked right over there. Your key's in the car. And I said to him, I go, wait, so you just left my keys in the car? He goes, oh, we leave everybody's keys in the car. We just park in a parking spot, leave the keys in the car. If you want me to go get it, I will. And this is after I just gave him a tip, right?

Isn't that the whole point of valet? Exactly. Okay. I'm just making sure I'm not like, it's, my head's not foggy on a Monday morning.

But you could leave your car somewhere and leave the keys in it. Right. If I wanted to, I could have just done what he just did. Right. And it's very, the place that we went to is kind of parked on a street.

know what i mean so it's not that like anybody can't just come in there and go grab the keys yeah all right so i figure what the hell after my family talks me off the ledge and says you know don't get don't get crazy karen you know we got to go go to the car i go to the car to open it up

and the door's locked no my keys in the car with the door locked all right did your head just want

to explode in that moment not yet because i have the app i have the chevy app i have a chevy tahoe that I got from Gordon Chevrolet, I have a Chevy app. And so I figured, oh, I'll just push the button that says unlock.

Yeah.

It's not working. Supposedly, if you leave your keys in the car or something, or maybe there was some kind of a malfunction, it doesn't work, okay? I tried it for like 15 to 20 minutes. So finally I walk up to the little valet guy, and I said, valet man, who I, by the way, I tipped to go get my car, who didn't go get my car, but I had to go get my car. I know, third world problems. I said, my key is in the car and my car is locked. He goes, oh, that's got to be a malfunction. I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do. That was the thing. He goes, do you have an extra key at home? I'm like, yeah, but the problem is one, two, three. These are the people from home. Right. These are all the people. Right. I don't have a way to do this thing. I was so upset. Oh, I was like, honestly, very upset. Actually, Luke said to me, he goes, dad, in all the time that I've been alive, that's only the second time I've ever seen you angry. And not that I don't get angry, but I don't get angry in public. Because I always have the fear that I'm going to get angry in public.

Somebody's going to tape you.

And then the next thing you know, I'm on Dave and Chuck the Freak Show the next day, right?

Right.

So I figure, okay, what am I going to do? What am I going to do? After thinking about it for a little bit, here you go. This is an OnStar commercial, but it's not. They don't advertise with us. I used OnStar. I've never used OnStar.

So how does that work? Because I, I'll be really honest with you, I have OnStar in my car, but I'm too cheap to pay for it. So I just have the button.

So I just got this car in January, and it came with, I think, a year of OnStar or something like that.

Okay.

So my OnStar is still working. I'm going to keep it. I'm going to end up buying the thing or paying whatever the hell it is. I'll figure out what it is.

Do you have an app on your phone? Is that what it is?

So I call up OnStar. So I actually had OnStar in my phone because I had had OnStar before. So I had it programmed in my phone. I called up their 888 number or whatever it was. It answers, and it says, we recognize this phone or whatever. And it recognizes my phone number. Long story short, lady gets on the phone and says, are you calling up about a 2022 Chevy Tahoe? And I said, yes. And they ask you the question at the beginning. It must be really common. They ask you a question. Did you lose your car? Did you lock your car? Are your kids locked in the car? Are dogs locked in the car? Pets locked in the car? Like, they ask that question right off the bat. and then the lady just sends a signal to my car and bada bing, bada boom. Oh, that is amazing.

Maybe I should be more.

You of all people.

I know.

So let me then explain this. I get in the car and I'm really pissed off and I'm starting to speed off. And as I'm starting to speed off, I'm going, wait a second. I tipped that kid $5. And he kept it. And he kept my five bucks.

I never give the tip until they come back with my car. That's smart.

I do it because I figure he'll get it faster. Maybe if somebody else comes out or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, let me explain this to you. They had, like, fancy cars parked up on the sidewalk at this place. Like, they had a Porsche, and they had, like, a Cadillac Escalade, and they had all this stuff. They parked the low-rent cars, the Chevy Tahos in the back. No, I know. That's always mine.

But what I do is I give the guy the money, and so hopefully he'll get the car faster. And then he somehow just hands the keys off to someone else and says, here, go get that car. And then you're like, wait, I gave you the money, and now the other guy brings back my car, and I got to tip him, too. That's right. He looks at you like, that guy's cheap. You didn't give me a tip. Right. So that's why I started doing it the other way.

Has anybody ever had a valet lose their car, total their car? Is their car ever been stolen? Have you ever gotten the wrong car? You'll have to call us up at 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548.

Remember the one time I had, like, 80 miles on my car? I remember that. Yeah, I was downtown for a couple hours. I'm like, where did you possibly go? Did you park it in Bowling Green?

This weekend, the valet wouldn't give me my keys unless I gave them my phone number. What?

Really? Wait.

So the valet wanted your phone number that bad. He said he won't give you your keys?

Yes, exactly. I had to give it to him.

No, you did not. Come on. I would have said to him, I'll beat you over the head. Was he cute?

Yeah. Can you imagine me saying that?

Was he cute, KP? Was he cute?

Unfortunately, no.

Let's hope he doesn't listen Well no let's hope he listens That's crazy that he asked He asked for the phone number Steven what's going on What's up How you doing buddy

i'm all right i have that on i mean the the sevi app too i was wondering did you hold that button down because a lot of times you just have to hold it and then it'll do it yes i hold i held it down

as you can see i hold it down i held it down and it even clicked the door clicked like it was opening but it wouldn't open for some reason oh wow that's weird i don't know if there's if there's a reason of the key being in the car or what the story is it was okay he was already in the car

That's probably why

I'm going to ask Mike It defeats the purpose Maybe they have it in the book That you shouldn't leave your key in the car And then lock it And they do that for you on purpose But I don't know Or they do it to get you to buy OnStar I'll ask Mike, the general manager over at Gordon If he can look into that But it was crazy Have you ever used First off, I know you use the app The app's fantastic, isn't it?

Yes, I can be Like my girlfriend had my car one day And she asked me to unlock the car And start the car from my app because she was at work.

Yeah.

I was like, wow, it was 100 miles away. It's amazing.

I love when I'm going to like Pistons games and my car's parked in the garage and I can start my car up and come out to a warm car. It's awesome.

I'm right. Especially when you're at work and you got to come out to a snowy car. You just want that mud up.

Believe me, yeah. Thank you for the call, Stephen. What's up, Amanda?

Hello.

Hey, what's going on? What did the valet do?

So I had, this was in the early 2000s. i had a 97 eclipse it was pretty new and i valet parked it at a casino in battle creek they locked my keys in the car set the alarm off used a crowbar to pry open my hood to disable my alarm and then they give me the door open but they like they brought it to me with dents all Oh, oh, I would be livid. And they're like, we can give you some casino credit for that.

Oh, my God. Unreal. That's craziness. Wait, it wasn't at that Fire Keepers Casino, was it? I drive by it all the time.

It was.

Oh, my God. That place looks nice. I wanted to go see Kenny Loggins there.

That's the most cute thing you could ever say. It's so weird.

Somebody texted in and said that the valet was smoking in their car. How crazy is that?

I bet that's a popular one.

Oh, yeah. And then, well, I think sometimes they smell like smoke, too, and if they sit in the car, they do it. And then another person texted in and said, valet parked at the mall only to come out to the valet sitting in my car using my gas and warming the car up so they were warming themselves up. The person was sitting in the car with the car running, so the entire time you're in the mall, they're burning your gas. How crazy is that? All right, Mojo in the Morning Show.

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