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Mojo's Walk of Shame
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Mojo's Walk of Shame

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November 11, 2024 | 00:10:51 | Leisure

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00:00:48 - 00:00:55 | Speaker 1:

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The World Cup is underway and it's been incredible On our podcast The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green We're talking about the games that have delighted us The teams that have inspired us What we're loving and what surprised us All through the lens of being massive fans of the world's most beautiful game

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Daniel, this tournament has been magical so far There's so much to love And I can hardly believe the drama that the group stage brought us And now it's time for us to talk about the teams that are left As the field is whittled down to one World Cup champion on July 19th

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Listen to The Weigh End with Aniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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all right it's mojo in the morning show i got so drunk on friday night i was bad on friday so friday who are you out with okay so i will explain that in a sec first off i was out with my i was out with uh ryan and andrea kessler uh good friends of ours and the story is an interesting one so ryan ryan kessler is a lavonia uh and andrea are lavonia uh superstars they uh ryan played for the vancouver canucks and the anaheim ducks and grew up in lavonia they met as high school sweethearts you know they've been married for a long time they got beautiful children and so they said to me hey you're home alone i know you're home alone uh with chelsea was down in florida visiting joe in tampa they said come on out with us on friday and so i said i'm not going to do it and they said we have a special guest that's going to be out with us and it turns out when luke um wasn't using a babysitter anymore like we didn't have need uh you know him for a babysitter a lot um our babysitters darlene and candace kakos went to the kesslers and became

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their babysitters okay so it's kind of cool i saw them in the photo so yeah so it was our old

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babysitters that were out with us and their their spouses stephanie was also there too and dean and uh it was it was honestly cool like the whole the whole family was there we all hung out we hung out we went to prime 29 which is a place by my house that's actually really good i had and they over served me they way over served me so i got so i got a little bit too much drinks in me and then we went afterwards to a place called west end which is by my house which actually also did the same thing too they were actually really wild ryan uh and i got so drunk the manager of west end had this really cool sweater on and ryan goes i really like your sweater can i wear it and the guy took it off and let him wear it that's how drunk we were yes so at one point that was happening so this is the part that got really interesting i had to uh take an uber home obviously because i could not get behind the wheel and drive and the next morning i had to wake up and figure out how I'm going to get my car back.

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Oh, that's the worst.

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And it was honestly, it was almost embarrassing. I called it the walk of shame because what I decided to do was, I'm going to get a little exercise. I'm going to walk there because I had nothing going on on Saturday. I was home by myself. So I'm going to get a little exercise. So I ended up walking to go get my car. The funniest thing though is when you're walking to go get your car and people who know that you're not the most exercising type of a guy start seeing you walking and they're like oh hey how you doing I'm like I started off by close to my house going hey Tom how you doing like people who knew me and then it turned into listeners who had recognized me probably huffing and puffing and looking like I was gonna have a heart attack hey mojo it's

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going on like screaming out the window did they think you ran out of gas or something uh i think

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people probably thought i was just doing it for exercise i don't think they understood what i was doing but i did have a pounding headache and i probably had bloodshot eyes so i had to do the walk of shame back i got my car and actually it taught me a lesson and my lesson was obviously to make sure if i ever do it again i will do the same thing i will uber but also don't drink like that ever again like that was just asinine so i wanted to bring up a topic here right now and ask this question because i think people have done the walk of shames for other reasons i would love to know at 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 what were you wearing when you were doing the walk of shame and um what was the craziest thing that you obviously were walking of shame from like what were you doing? They call us up and tell us like what your what your last walk of shame was all about. I always love when you see the girl carrying her high heels and doing the walk of

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shame and barefoot, you know? Yeah. I remember one time when I was living in Atlanta, I was working in Atlanta on a radio station and I had been I had just started dating this guy and did not anticipate spending the night at his house, but I did. And so when I went back home, I didn't want to put on the outfit that I was wearing the night before. And he had given me one of his like oversized t-shirts to sleep in. So I was like, I'll just go home in this. It's fine. And then like shower and put on real clothes. Well, I am driving and I realized that I am like out of gas, like at the fumes stage. And I was like, crap, crap, crap. I have to get gas. So I had to pull over to a gas station and get gas wearing only a t-shirt and no pants. And that was a great

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So were you hiding behind the door, like the doors of the car, like by the gas pump and stuff? No.

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No. I mean, it was long enough that it covered my butt, but still so embarrassing that literally was not wearing pants as I was getting gas. Yeah. I mean, that was my favorite day of the year was the day after Halloween in BG.

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And you would just sit and you would sit at a coffee place or a breakfast place. There's a Waffle House right across from campus. and you would watch all of the girls walk back from Greek Row to their dorms in their terrible, terrible cheap costumes. And you're like, get it, girl.

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By the way, that's a great proximity for a Waffle House right by Greek Row.

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Let me tell you, best.

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That is a smart move on the Waffle House's part. What's up, Darlene? How you doing?

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Hi. First time, long time. Hey there. Darlene's on the phone.

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Darlene, what were you doing the Walk of Shame from? Where were you coming from?

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So I was coming from moving. I had just finished moving. I was driving in like a 10-foot U-Haul truck, and I had to put gas in it, you know, in order to turn it back in. I was in a skirt and heels because it was my mom's birthday party. So I had my little pasta salad in the back of the U-Haul. I stopped the gas station with both my teenage girls, put the gas in, and proceeded to drive away with the pump. and it came disconnected from the gas pump.

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Oh, my gosh.

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And, yeah, and so I had to go in, tell the clerk, and they made me go back outside and carry the gas pump in. So I wrapped that thing around my shoulders like it was a snake, and I just walked and took it back inside.

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In your heels, heels clinking, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

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In my heels and in my skirt, yeah.

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Oh, my gosh. Gabby what's happening how you doing

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I'm good how are you

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Good tell us about the last time you had to do the walk of shame

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It was actually New Year's of this year And I was leaving my friend's house But I was there for her brother And my sister was picking me up And like knew immediately That I was not hanging out with the girls And I was in pajamas And like had a pillow in my hand And like my blanket and everything

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Oh boy Wait a second did your friends know that you were hooking up with their brother no do they know now or no and no voice disguise i love it exactly girl you're crazy wow well i hope they don't recognize you alias gabby what's going on austin how you doing hey guys how's it going good this is a walk of shame of walk of shames First off, where were you walking of shaming from?

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Well, the Novi Holdings down there at the police department.

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Very nice. So you had to leave in the morning when they let you leave, and you had to walk out of there?

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Yeah, so there was no contact. That door was my mom, because we had gotten in an argument, and that's how I got to spend a lovely night in the hotel. Oh, jeez. And so I was there in nothing but basketball shorts and a tank top. They gave me some purple hospital socks and sent me on my way.

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Oh, my God.

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Walked down 10 miles right through the Memorial Day Parade. Wait, there was a Memorial Day Parade even? Oh, my goodness.

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Oh, my Lord. Oh, jeez. What's up, Stephanie? How you doing?

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Hi, how are you?

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Good, Stephanie. By the way, please don't talk so loud. It was a drinking weekend, but what happened? Tell us where you got the, did your walk of shame.

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So I'm from Windsor, and it was when Danny's was still in Windsor. I went there with two different groups of friends.

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Real quick, explain. Let's stop for one second. For those that don't know what Danny's is, Danny's is?

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A male strip club. Ah.

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Did you know that mojo? Oh, yeah, because we used to do our Naughty Moms Night Outs there. Word, okay. Yeah, I actually, I one time witnessed, yo, you did?

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Yeah, a long time ago.

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Remember the guy, the Bon Jovi guy?

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Yes.

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He would do, what was it, Living on a Prayer? Not Living on a Prayer. Was it Living on a Prayer or was it, it was one of the songs, he would put a candle out with his penis.

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I'm sorry, what?

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he would he would take his naked naked peepee and dab a pan yeah exactly holy dude wow to a

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bon jovi song i'm sorry go back to your story i apologize so you were walking of shaming from

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danny's so yeah so i went there with two different groups of friends and i got really drunk and my one group thought that i left with them the other group thought i left with the other with them and i woke up at two o'clock in or four o'clock in the morning sorry and the bar was completely shut down like nobody at all was in there so i was i walked out and i walked home from danny's oh my

00:12:01 - 00:12:05 | Speaker 7:

god wait that is i asked your question what was your where were you when you woke up were you in

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a booth like where were you i was in like not the main room and like i passed out in one of like

00:12:12 - 00:12:21 | Speaker 7:

the side like a side room oh my i thought she's gonna say she was with bon jovi yeah wait and And they just let you sleep there. They didn't want to wake you up?

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I don't think they knew I was there.

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Oh, my gosh. What would have happened if the place was all locked up with security and stuff on? Would you have just broken out of the place?

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Literally, when I opened the door, the alarm went off and I just kept walking. Oh, my gosh.

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I would have done the same, though. What are you going to do, sit there and have a drink? Yes, that would be so funny when somebody came to open and you're just sitting there like, can I leave now? If you're going to rob a place, you're not robbing a male strip club at an empty hour. Oh, that's funny. Well, thank you. No, not at all.

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By the way, I'm a longtime caller and first time. Yeah.

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I get it. We get it. He's a little girl.

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Hey, everyone. It's the Jonas Brothers. If you haven't heard, our new podcast is called Hey Jonas. And this week, we're hanging out with someone we're really big fans of. Millie Bobby Brown. We talk about her new movie, Enola Holmes 3, Family Life, and all the amazing things she has going on right now. Plus, we find out what she really feels about the Stranger Things ending. You have over 60 animals.

00:13:18 - 00:13:25 | Speaker 1:

I don't know where the number's 60, and I've really got to figure that out. There have been plenty of sheep in my bed. It's a big bed. Literally sleeping in the bed.

00:13:25 - 00:13:44 | Speaker 9:

Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The World Cup is underway, and it's been incredible. On our podcast, The Away End, with Daniel Alarcon and John Green, we're talking about the games that have delighted us, the teams that have inspired us, what we're loving and what surprised us, all through the lens of being massive fans of the world's most beautiful game.

00:13:45 - 00:13:59 | Speaker 3:

Daniel, this tournament has been magical so far. There's so much to love, and I can hardly believe the drama that the group stage brought us. And now it's time for us to talk about the teams that are left as the field is whittled down to one World Cup champion on July 19th.

00:13:59 - 00:14:06 | Speaker 9:

Listen to The Weigh End with Aniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:14:06 - 00:14:27 | Speaker 8:

I'm Mange Shachikular and I'm back with a new season of my podcast Skyline Drive This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us And I get into a bit of trouble along the way

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I'd say probably start bone smashing That doesn't work Make it look more defined They say it works, I don't know

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