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Mojo's Wife Thinks He's Gay
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Mojo's Wife Thinks He's Gay

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May 25, 2023 | 00:09:28 | Leisure

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night i was you know sitting on the couch kind of laying back on the couch on my computer and i was gathering stuff to talk about and i was looking at some news stories and there was a story that was trending last night that i thought was like really interesting it was wild and matter of fact i'll read you the headline i'll show you the headline right here so this is the this is the story it's on my computer it says am i gay related google searches soar 1300 percent in 19 years analysis says so the story is about uh how people have been going to google and googling am i gay uh to figure out if if they are gay or maybe somebody else is gay i don't know what is there

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like a quiz well i'm a little confused by that but okay i will say this though i did look at it

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to see if there was one because i was going to go through it just you know and see if all of us could do it but i also wanted to do see if there was pictures that go with it too but there were none so i got this and just at that time that i get it chelsea says hey dinner's ready guys let's go and when she does that if you don't get ready and go and get dinner she gets very upset because She's been working her ass off trying to get dinner for everybody. So I stop. I put my computer down just to leave it there, and I go walk into the kitchen. Well, my wife is so awesome. She sees my computer on the edge of the couch kind of sitting there and doesn't want the dogs to jump on the couch or somebody to jump on the couch and have it fall down and then have the screen break. She goes over to go grab my computer and then put it on the coffee table so nobody can touch it or hurt it. to her surprise, grabs it where it says, am I gay?

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And that's his story, and he's sticking to it.

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All the kids are moving out. You're starting to figure yourself out. Things are changing. It's interesting. It came off a little gay.

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It's because there is no bigger homosexual than me.

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Oh, my God. So I get the whole, hey, so what's this? And only Chelsea can say. So it got me thinking about how I bet you that there are so many Google searches that you've probably done in your day that you wish that nobody would see. Or have you ever had it that somebody went onto your phone, grabbed your phone, and the last thing that they saw on your phone was something that you were watching or something that you had on your, you know, your browser, whatever your browser was. Oh, I'm clear in history.

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I was going to say, before we start exchanging phones, is there a quick way to delete 110 tabs on Safari? Or have you ever been, you know.

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Like with the iPhone, you can screen share and you can like put it up on your television. Yeah. Have you ever put the wrong thing up or maybe made a mistake and hit that button and showed your family something that maybe they shouldn't have seen? Oh, yeah. But it sounds like you have. I saw a TikTok of that yesterday. A guy literally had porn playing in the family room and everyone saw it.

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We talked about this. Mike knows this because we've had me and I have talked about the conversation about the worst thing that happens to you the last time that you were watching any kind of dirty movie and then you get into your car and your car's Bluetooth automatically overtakes and starts playing audio.

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You're looking at your phone like, why can't I hear this? You got to turn Bluetooth off. That's the key.

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Yours was playing in another place, wasn't it, for the family in the car?

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Yeah, they all left. They were all going to leave, and I opened up a tab, and it was connected to my car, and immediately you heard stuff. Yeah.

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You heard things. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, or text 95500. What were you looking at, and if somebody caught you, or what do you hope nobody sees? Like, what's on your search, your Google search? What's up, Victoria?

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Hey, I had, like, a headache, and I was just Googling it, and they said I was dying. Every single time I have, like, something, I'm not feeling good, I'll Google it, and They always say, oh, you've got six months. Oh, you have brain cancer. Oh, you've got this or that. I'm sick of that.

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It does it all the time. Yeah, you can't ever, if you're not feeling good, do not go online to ask why. No. Because you are dying.

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Actually, Good Morning America said that too. They said don't do that because they do it all the, they scare the heck out of everybody.

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Hey, you know what's funny though, Victoria? The funniest is that there was one time where I did do the whole Google search on an ailment that I had. And I looked at it and I said, oh, that's not the case. And then it ended up being the case. Yeah. And it was honestly something too personal to talk about on the radio. Blair, hello.

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Hi.

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Hey, what's going on?

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So I actually found out that my husband had a motorcycle that I did not know about from his Google search. Really? How? Tell us more about that. So I went to use his phone to show him, like, the Bissell Crossways that I wanted for our house. And in the Google search bar, it said, what should I do if I lost my motorcycle title? And so then I questioned him about it and found out that he had a motorcycle that I had no clue about. Where was he keeping it? It was in a storage unit.

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Oh, my gosh. And how was he going to drive it? Was he just driving to the storage unit and then taking it and going?

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Yeah. So we were in the process of moving. Um, so he was telling me that he was taking, um, boxes to the storage unit and then he would switch off his truck for the motorcycle.

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How did he think he was going to tell you? Like, he's just going to show up one day on a motorcycle and be like, so here's the thing.

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Yes. So, um, he knew that I was like not a fan of motorcycles, didn't want to have one. And so, um, I had been staying with my mom at the end of my pregnancy because it got super complicated and he worked midnight. So he was able to hide it fairly easily. And then after we had our daughter, she spent a month in the NICU, and then we stayed with my mom until our new house was ready. And so it was just super easy for him to hide it.

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That is wild. Wild story. Thank you for the call. Stella, what's happening?

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Hi. I actually needed to use a cell phone. I asked my mom to use hers.

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Real quick, stop for one sec, okay? Is the whisper part because they could be hearing this?

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I was walking through the apartment building And I didn't want anyone else to hear me

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Oh, okay Start all over again Because I didn't understand what you were saying

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I needed a phone to use So my mom was like, here, use mine And when I unlocked it It started like a whole porn video And I started laughing immediately Because I didn't know what else to say And then she just awkwardly tells me Oh, your dad must have been using my phone again

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Oh, no Good excuse, mom

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That's a good one

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By the way, this was your mom's phone?

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Because it almost made me more uncomfortable.

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Yeah.

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But at least it takes the blame off of her. True. Yeah, no, for sure.

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Honestly, I think I'd rather my mom be watching porn than my dad be watching porn.

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Really? That's kind of how I felt, honestly.

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Yeah, because all I'm thinking about him doing is violating himself. And with my mom, I'm at least thinking that she's looking at the theatrics of things, you know?

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She likes the storyline.

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My mom used to watch, you know, stuff all the time, and she would always point out, look at that beautiful tree, you know, like one of those seven things.

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You could probably figure this out based on that. Do you know what kind of point it was?

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Yeah.

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Because that will tell you.

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That will tell.

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Right.

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Thank you for the call, Melissa.

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She's not going to tell us, no.

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She probably blocked it out, you guys.

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Melissa, this is an embarrassing one. You actually checked out your daughter's Google searches?

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I did. Yep. She was in high school, and she was like 10th grade. She was taking a medical terminology class, and she looked up who does handjobs. Oh.

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Wow. She searched who does handjobs.

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Yeah, so instead of like what doctor does, like works on hands or whatever, she was like, oh, my gosh.

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That's a curiosity. What was the answer to the first one? Eric? Yes. How you doing? What did you find on your son's phone?

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I just grabbed his phone, 13-year-old, so I clicked Google search, hit X, of course, and site. When I clicked the fight, it's nothing but hardcore foot, such and such, such and such.

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It was foot, foot, what?

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It was foot fetish. Foot fetish.

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Foot fetishes. Oh, okay. So you clicked that. How old's your son?

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13.

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Your 13-year-old son was looking up foot fetishes. Do you know if he was looking it up for a project at school or something?

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I don't think that was a school project. If it was, then you have to get out of there. Yeah.

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