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It's Mojo in the morning show. This weekend was dad's weekend in East Lansing. This was my second dad's weekend that I've been to. Last year, I thought it couldn't get any worse than that one.

What happened last year?

Last year, we all got drunk. We do not know how to control ourselves because we think that we as men can keep up with our fraternity sons and we can drink like they drink we don't understand they do this five to six days if not seven days a week and we usually maybe go out and have drinks like once a week is there so much peer pressure from the sons to the dads it's not even so much that it's the dads wanting to relive either what they didn't get to experience like me because i didn't go to a college like michigan state or they're reliving their college life like i met so many great dads this year actually i expanded the roster of the theta chi dads it could be honestly the greatest group of guys and i i and i will say this to michigan state and i know that theta chi has kind of got its it's uh they've had their share of uh fun on campus those kids are great kids and they're all going to be graduating from that school and doing that school proud with the things that they do because they're honestly they're all high achievers especially when it comes to drinking and i got so drunk and i'm going to tell you my story here and then when i tell my story i want you to share yours i want to hear the worst drunk injury you ever got because later this morning or maybe early afternoon i'm hoping that lauren or somebody over at michigan orthopedic surgeons can get me in to get an x-ray or an mri because I literally fell on the stairs outside of Harper's the bar there and I missed I think stair number three and fell down eight plus flights or stairs down the thing and tumbled down um actually not tumbled slid on my back so I so I did like a it was like a luge like a bobsled sliding down the thing and Luke said it was the most amazing thing ever because he was right in front of me so he he kind of ran out I was trying to keep up with him because he was like running fast like hey let's get back to the hotel like he wanted to go back to where i was staying at the hotel and then charge his phone and get ready for a later part of the night i missed a step i couldn't feel my feet and i slid all the way down and tumbled all the way down to the point that i was on my back and then i screwed up something in my uh left shoulder here right now stop it these are the front stairs right yes go i put a picture in our in our prep for you guys so you could see the stairs because i went and took a picture of the

scene of the crime dude just so you are aware too and obviously you can't see this unless you're watching the live stream you have not moved your left arm very much at all and for most of the show

you've had a huge ice pack on that shoulder so i googled it just like harper's because i've never been there and i know this happens all the time because they have yellow and black caution tape on the stairs this must happen all the time the funniest part of the whole thing was as i'm

falling down the stairs, what is up with your kids laughing at you? Lydia, I'm going to give you Luke's number. I hope he'll answer the phone, but what is he better answer after the weekend that I did for him? Um, what is up with when you fall down as a parent, your children will laugh at you they just sit there and they're laughing hysterically and at first i think he was kind of concerned worried that i you know might have been dead and then when he saw that i popped up like a gymnast okay well that's looking for my 10.0 he starts cracking up laughing and i'm gonna tell you guys it was pure adrenaline and embarrassment that that happened because i literally can't pop up right now what does your back look like is it just well look like yeah i can't show you the full thing because it goes it runs down my butt crack

Stop.

But can you see this?

Holy God. I did not expect that. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. That's bad.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

That's my back right there. I would go to the doctor for that. Where's the camera?

I think you should go to the hospital.

Holy God, that actually makes me want to cry. That looks like it. Let me get my butt crack out of there. Oh, my gosh. Can you see that? That's it. Lydia. How are you sitting?

Doesn't that hurt?

It's tough. I'm like riding a horse, basically, trying to keep my legs spread out. Are you on drugs?

Because if I had that, I would have to be on drugs.

Motrin. Dr. Warner, I called Dr. Warner up, and Dr. Warner's like, you may need pain pills. I go, I can't do it. I can't put any more chemicals in this body after the chemicals I put in on Saturday night.

That's like propofol level injury.

Is it? That's massive. The weirdest part is with my arm, this is about as high as I can go. if unless I go oh my god and try to stretch it but this back hurts me like really bad um the here's okay the first funniest thing was me popping up like a gymnast and Luke laughing the second funniest thing was when somebody screamed up top dog law which I then corrected them and said David feminino so oh my god that's actually horrific it was bad oh yeah it was not good that's not even like like your entire back is purple it's bad yeah it's really bad it hurts so i gotta hold on got

my ice pack over her dude think about this for a second aside from your heart surgery because that was obviously you know if you have to have surgery for this you had to have surgery because you screwed up changing a tire and you might have to have surgery again because you fell downstairs

because you were too drunk oh my god i know these are epic stories i'm not aging gracefully

this is not good i'm gonna put that on my back that's so bad i'm sorry i was not expecting that i'm gonna be real honest i thought you're gonna be like you got sympathy for me a little bit i

hope you do i think i i i'm not a doctor but i i think that i tore a rotator cuff or something I think there's something in my shoulder.

Is it your full butt cheek, too?

It is. No, it's kind of like right on the... Oh, shit.

I'm a bitch.

I just dropped it. It started off as just a little thing, and then now it's spread out. Yeah. So I just hope that I'm not, like, dying internally.

I'm going to check that out, too. Yeah, your pelvis.

I hope if I'm dying internally, I love everybody. I love my wife. I love my kids. and Luke, I will tell you that that place better be called Mojo's instead of Harper's because I'm suing and I hope my family's suing. Is there a way I can get somebody at Harper's to get me the video of that?

Please. Oh, my God. I want to know. Please.

All right, I want to know your worst drunk injury. Danny, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi, good morning, everybody. Good morning, Danny.

Good morning, Danny. What's your worst drunk injury?

It was kind of like yours, But I was at a bar and I was leaving the bar and they had just like a little step that I didn't even notice. So I completely missed it. I did a somersault. It was summer. I scraped my knee. I scraped my elbow. It was bleeding all over. And I even fractured my pinky.

Oh, my God. What were you drinking, by the way? Was it tequila?

Oh, heavens no. Probably Tito's and Miller Lite.

Combining them together, you're probably the worst hangover, too.

What were you drinking, by the way?

I was drinking lots of bourbon. I ended up bringing a bunch of booze up for the dads, and I think I had way too much. I didn't drink one drink, I don't think, at Harper's, because I drank so much at the frat house. Melissa, hi. What was your drunk injury?

Good morning, everyone. Good morning. My drunk injury was with my husband. we were at my sister's house just having like a normal barbecue with family and of course i decided to mix miller light and cheetos as well is this like you i don't know i don't know i wanted vodka but then i like beer yeah so i thought i was like a gymnast and a cheerleader and then a wrestler so i decided oh we're gonna wrestle

and i went to punch him and i literally like hit steel and he's not even that buff i just it just happened and i instantly started crying they were all like get up you're drunk you're dumb screaming at me i cried myself to sleep the next morning we drove to grand rapids i had to go to the er um i fractured my hand in two different spots i had to go to physical therapy for six month. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Do you tell the doctors? Like, when I go to Michigan Orthopedic Surgeons today, do I tell them that I just slipped and fell

on the ground? Too late. They know. I would. I would because I told them the truth and then they were like, is there abuse in your house? Oh, my God. And I was like, no. Not at all. I was drunk and dumb.

Oh, jeez. I'll never drink like this ever again. Famous last words. Paige, you dislocated and broke your knee? You can break a knee?

Yeah, well, it was my kneecap. Oh, my God. But, yes, I was dancing at a bar, and I, like, jumped and twisted. And I instantly felt my kneecap go to the side. And I had to have the – they'd turn the lights on at the bar. The EMS came in with a stretcher, and it turns out I needed surgery afterwards. Let me guess. That's my drunk story.

You were drinking Tito's and Miller Lite. Voice this guy, C. What did you do, C?

On my 21st birthday, I hit my bumper with my face. I slipped on the grass.

Okay.

I got a concussion.

Yeah. Why were you by your bumper? Explain to me what you were doing next to your bumper.

I got out of the car and I went to go run in the house, but like the drunk run. Where your body's in front of you. Yeah. Right into the bumper.

All out. So you hit your bumper with your face. You had to go and get surgery?

No surgery, concussion. Oh, yeah.

How'd your teeth last? Were they okay?

Good. They were fine.

You got lucky. You got lucky. That's the thing. I honestly feel blessed that I didn't hit my head because you hear people die from head injuries.

I mean, remember when I was drunk scootering in downtown Detroit and flipped over the scooter bars and I was worried about my teeth and I had screwed up my face so bad.

I honestly, I'm, I'm happy that you can't visually see it. But if you, if, can you imagine if I landed on my face and my face looked like my back looks right now? Like that would, like that is horrible. Like I literally wonder, and I'm going to have to see if they'll let me know this. Can you break your ass? Yes. You can? Yes.

Or your tailbone.

Yes. You can break your, your tailbone.

And breaking your pelvis is super dangerous. Super dangerous. Really? Yes. Do you feel like, do your hips feel okay?

My hips feel fine. Honestly, it's just the war wound of going down the steps.

People are demanding to see it again on Facebook Live.

Yeah, but you got to give them like a prep because I feel like everybody hearing this right now is going to log into our Facebook Live, but they want to see it. All right, I'll give you a second.

I wonder if Luke will answer. Yesterday, he was sending me, he said that I was so drunk at one point, I said something really kind of goofy to a listener that came up and talked.

That's my biggest fear about getting drunk in public. If you were that listener, please call us. Luke has been forwarded to voicemail.

Luke, he's not answering. He won't answer my call. He said that a listener walked up and asked to take pictures. He said I was taking pictures, which I do not remember taking pictures with anybody at the end of the night. I only took pictures with people, I think, at Luau Louie's or whatever the hell the place was called.

Louie's is such a college party.

and um the person that i took a picture with at the end of the night one of the kids from luke's fraternity because you know they're from different areas like the kid was from buffalo or something yeah he goes man he goes this is really wild that everybody knows who you are and uh and he said that's kind of wild they come up and just ask you for pictures and i go

just part of the game kid you ever get tagged in those and then see yourself and you're like oh wow oh god oh god oh my god mojo it's so bad we did see some butt crack but yep oh yeah so bad

i know you made me promise not to show my butt crack it's so bad honestly your butt crack blends

in with the bruise yeah you kind of can't see it you can't yeah that is bad see that i came

into work today oh my god mojo it's so bad tony he's here and i came into work today and you guys

you know i'm more worried about your shoulder but that's bad i don't know how you're sitting

in your bike that's what i said lydia you don't know how i'm what how you're sitting in your

bicycle seat i because honestly my ass crack it's first off i have no ass that's one thing

so there is no ass not bianca zooming in on your butt she is she did hold on she totally

By the way, as soon as you said I'm going to show my butt on Facebook, I never skyrocketed, and then she zoomed in.

Bianca, can you do a super slow motion and have me go, ow, like that? Oh, my God. Oh, man. It's so bad. I know. So Michigan Orthopedic Surgeons, MI Ortho. I need to get in today. Today. I need to figure this out. I need to figure out what's going on.

Now.

Yes. And David Feminino. Chelsea goes, you can't sue. I said, I'm not going to sue for anything other than I want that place to be called Mojo's Harpers. I don't even want money. I just want the name of the place to change.

Like Ruth's Chris Steak Cross. Exactly.

Mojo's Harpers. Or name the stairs after me. Like give me the memorial stairs or something. Not memorial. You're still here. I may not after you saw that back. I don't know. Yeah, I want my picture next to those stairs saying, be careful where you step, and it'd be a picture of my back.

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