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My Coworker Saw My Booty
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My Coworker Saw My Booty

from Mojo In The Morning

February 17, 2023 | 00:11:46 | Leisure

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so uh you ever have a co-worker see your naked booty uh without by the way without you guys like in an inner office romance no it's definitely not like that and i will say

00:02:46 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 2:

i did have clothes on it was just like super awkward yeah so um one of our sales awesome awesome sales people here angel she took me over to aesthetica med spa to meet siobhan and jen oh my god i love them and they're the best so cool such a fun experience um they wanted me to try their little cool sculpt machine and i was like okay sure i'll do like a two minute trial and you can do it on your stomach or your butt and so i'm like all right let's see how this how this goes around the booty area and angel's like oh do you want me to come in i'm like no you're good you can hang out here eat your salad and i'll just go try this cool sculpt thing well i go into the room and i feel like i'm being strapped into like a roller coaster like this thing it's like a huge velcro they put these two paddles on your butt it's so weird really like they and what do the paddles do like a vibration thing or a laser thing no it's like uh electric it's like a a shock oh okay so not like they're not shocking you or hurting you they're it's like um just i have to learn more about the science but it's like um your butt is literally clenching to like help the muscles tone um and people do this for like 30 minutes yeah right there in the butt crack uh 30 minutes like i only did a two minute trial what's the purpose of doing that is it just for the enjoyment of it or what is it for it's for sculpting your muscles oh okay so it's like so it makes your butt look better yeah it's supposed to like give you a little butt lift can they do

00:04:18 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 6:

it on me to give me a butt if they have any ask siobhan i love siobhan i'm gonna call siobhan and I'm going to ask her if I can get a butt out of that deal.

00:04:28 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 2:

I will ask her.

00:04:29 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 6:

So how did Angel see your butt?

00:04:30 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 2:

So I'm using this machine. I'm laying flat on my stomach, and I'm like, this is so awkward. My face is flat on this table, and there's petals on my butt. And towards the end, Angel just walks into the room. The door was closed and everything, and she just walks in, and she's sitting there behind, and I didn't realize that she was in there. And then she starts talking, and it's just so embarrassing to think that a salesperson from iHeartMedia is watching me get my butt shaked. If it makes you feel better,

00:04:58 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 3:

Angel was the salesperson who was with me every day.

00:05:00 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 6:

time i did my um my vaginal tightening treatment and she was with me almost every single time so like i was having a conversation with her i would trust my pelvic floor was getting well you're fully closed for that um but it's still like everybody in the room knows what's happening

00:05:18 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 4:

right i can't like i'm like literally a splat on my stomach and like strapped to this bench

00:05:24 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 3:

Now I don't be as embarrassed that Alicia Watch me get my teeth whitened

00:05:29 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 4:

That's a cakewalk

00:05:32 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 1:

Let's talk about the awkwardness Have you ever had a co-worker See you in a very compromising Situation because you know What the worst is You ever have a co-worker open up Or you open up The door of the bathroom while they're going Number two

00:05:48 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 4:

That has never happened

00:05:51 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 1:

Okay so So I've had that happen to me before, and I've done it to somebody before. Spike, you and I both know. I've done it to people here twice.

00:06:00 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 3:

And I'm like, lock the door. Why do you sit in a closed stall with the door unlocked?

00:06:04 - 00:06:40 | Speaker 1:

I have locked the door only to have the thing not locked. Those locks, by the way, are not trustworthy. You've got to make sure you double and triple check it. Because I had one of the newer sales guys pretty much open up the door while I'm just sitting there on my phone, sitting on the toilet. And then the other one was, this was a while back. I actually walked in on Bushman one time, and it was one of those ones where I didn't see anything because I was kind of like, you know, quickly just going in, but I grabbed the handle, and all of a sudden I hear, I'm in there, or occupied, or whatever it was that he screamed off, but that's embarrassing.

00:06:40 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 4:

I always hold the door without feel. There could be nobody in the bathroom, and I will hold the door shut because I just know.

00:06:45 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 1:

While you're going to the bathroom?

00:06:46 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, because I just never, I don't know, it's like an instinct.

00:06:49 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 1:

How do you do that? That's very, like, tough.

00:06:52 - 00:06:54 | Speaker 4:

You just pee and then keep the door closed with your hand.

00:06:55 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 1:

But what happens if – because the doors, are they not that close to – are they really close to the thing?

00:07:00 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 4:

Girl, I have pretty long arms. I don't want to hold the door shy. Like, I don't care. When I hear coworkers come into the bathroom as we're, like, going or as I'm going, I'll hold the door right as I hear. Yes. Yes, you do the same thing, Lydia. Oh, my gosh.

00:07:16 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 1:

How many stalls do you guys have in that women's restroom?

00:07:18 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 4:

Four.

00:07:19 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 1:

So you have four stalls in there?

00:07:21 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:07:21 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 1:

Oh, because you guys, well, we could know. They don't have urinals. But we have a urinal, but we only have two stalls. So it's not like the urinal takes up that much space. How many urinals? We have one urinal in the guys. Yeah. So we only have three spots to go to the bathroom. You guys have four spots to go to the bathroom.

00:07:36 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, but, okay, here's what I love and hate about that bathroom in the Detroit studios is that you actually have, like, little cubbies with doors and privacy.

00:07:45 - 00:07:46 | Speaker 3:

Lots of privacy. It's crazy.

00:07:47 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 5:

But none of the women there leave the doors open when they're done. So every time you go in there, you're knocking, and then a door is locked. You're knocking, and then a door... It's weird. They do that in the men's room, too.

00:07:59 - 00:08:03 | Speaker 3:

I'm like, why do you close it behind you? Now nobody knows if there's somebody in there.

00:08:03 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 1:

It always seems full. I think that it's because when they clean it, they leave it closed. So I think people just assume that they're going to leave it closed.

00:08:09 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 6:

Or maybe if you go to the bathroom and it's smelly, you feel the need to close it?

00:08:12 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 2:

That's worse. There's no ventilation in there.

00:08:14 - 00:08:24 | Speaker 5:

Do you guys, okay, Shannon, I've never asked this. Do you have, like, a pooping stall in your bathroom? Like, is there one that everybody goes into? I don't check the toilet.

00:08:24 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 6:

Just to duty? No, I do not discriminate. I'll go into either one. I usually try to not go into the last, the bigger stall, because I feel like then it's obvious that you're trying to conceal that you're pooping.

00:08:35 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 1:

See, that's the one I like. That's the one I like to go into.

00:08:38 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 4:

I have my favorite stall, too. It's the first one. And when anyone takes it and I go into the bathroom, I'm like, ugh.

00:08:42 - 00:08:44 | Speaker 6:

I usually go in the first one just out of habit.

00:08:44 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 5:

I always go in the third one. But we have a whole pooping bathroom here in Toledo. It's great. So just a bathroom for pooping? Yes. So our building is so old and wasn't up to code that we didn't have a handicap stall. So they put in like one bathroom where it's just a toilet, a sink, and a locked door. And that's the bathroom everybody goes to poop in. It's really nice. That would be nice.

00:09:06 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 1:

I saw Spike, you, myself, KP, and Lydia kind of saw where the bathrooms were going to be in our new building.

00:09:15 - 00:09:21 | Speaker 3:

I didn't see where the bathroom was going to be. Oh, you didn't hear him tell us? Well, I heard him say where the door or the exit to the bathroom would be.

00:09:21 - 00:09:23 | Speaker 1:

It's going to be right there, right at that exit.

00:09:23 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 5:

Are you ready for this?

00:09:24 - 00:09:26 | Speaker 1:

It's not that far from the studio.

00:09:26 - 00:09:33 | Speaker 3:

We still have to leave the iHeartRadio area to go out into that car. No, we have our own bathroom in our thing.

00:09:33 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 5:

Because our bathroom isn't even on our floor. We have to go to a different floor to go to the bathroom behind locked doors that I am going to guarantee that when we first move into our building, we'll be locked. And I will not have access to a bathroom on at least one day.

00:09:48 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 4:

Don't wear a bodysuit that day. I know, right?

00:09:52 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 1:

Helena says, KP, don't worry about Angel seeing your butt because what happened, Helena?

00:09:57 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 4:

I was bay diving when I worked at... home depot and i was pretty much laying on the floor and all you could see was just my butt and my legs hanging out the bag and was it a male or female co-worker that saw your book it was it was a female it was a female it was actually a friend of mine and she recorded it so now i have

00:10:17 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 9:

it on my phone forever what a wonderful thing uh jennifer yes hi what's up um i work in pelvic

00:10:27 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 5:

floor physical therapy so when we train um actually my co-workers have seen my butt and

00:10:34 - 00:10:49 | Speaker 9:

my vagina so really all right and and how how does that make you feel does that make you feel compromised or actually uh free as a bird it was very awkward in the beginning but now it's not so

00:10:49 - 00:10:55 | Speaker 1:

bad and how's the pelvic floor doing you doing good um it's not so bad i still might need a

00:10:55 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 5:

little work after having two kids but it's going okay see it's good it's interesting because i was

00:11:00 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 9:

the guy that went to school at an all boys catholic school and i didn't even like showering with the other guys so let alone have somebody just randomly see women i think are more free with showing their naked bods than guys are free to doing that i think in high school i would have

00:11:16 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 5:

felt that way also but now i'm all right you know after you have a baby everybody sees everything

00:11:20 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 9:

you know what it is jennifer it's like when i go to planet fitness and i see those old guys As you get older, you don't care about it. But you ever notice that, Grant, do old ladies do this? They are willing to show off their naked body parts to everybody. They walk around the locker room changing and nude and all that stuff.

00:11:38 - 00:11:47 | Speaker 5:

I have seen a few at the gym, yes. But at least when I do pelvic floor on my older ladies, they do not mind getting undressed right in front of me. Even if I tell them I'm going to walk out.

00:11:48 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 9:

I'm always amazed at the naked guys at the gym that will sit naked behind.

00:11:53 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, on the bench with nothing between.

00:11:57 - 00:12:02 | Speaker 9:

So gross. It's honestly the grossest. And then when they get up from it, it's like a suction.

00:12:03 - 00:12:06 | Speaker 8:

Stop, stop it. Stop it.

00:12:07 - 00:12:15 | Speaker 9:

Ew. Oh, no. I hate that drop. That's their balls, basically. Ray, what's going on?

00:12:16 - 00:12:16 | Speaker 6:

Good morning.

00:12:17 - 00:12:17 | Speaker 9:

Hi.

00:12:18 - 00:12:58 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, it was so funny. I think it was the same thing KP was doing. I was doing laser lipo, and I was doing vacuum therapy on my rear end. Really? I'm laying there flat on my stomach, and it's this vibrating pad that they put on you. And it shook my tampon out. No way. Wow. You were probably like, oh, when you felt it. And I was stuck there because I was strapped to the table. And, you know, as we know, you can't see it at all. we normally have are wearing one. Right. So when I go to the bathroom, I had a good inch out. Oh, my gosh.

00:12:58 - 00:13:00 | Speaker 4:

It's really working all the muscles.

00:13:00 - 00:13:02 | Speaker 1:

They got to put a warning on that.

00:13:02 - 00:13:05 | Speaker 4:

Get your money's worth. But also, I'm very proud of your pelvic floor. Yeah.

00:13:07 - 00:13:10 | Speaker 9:

Britt, who saw you naked?

00:13:11 - 00:14:00 | Speaker 7:

Well, my husband got me a gift certificate for an hour-long massage with a blind masseuse. And I was, like, super impressed that he was blind, but he was so efficient. and just, you know, led me into the room, and I stood there while he talked to me, and I just stripped butt naked and got on the bed, and he massaged me and said, you need a sheet? I'm like, oh, no, I'm fine. Totally comfortable because, you know, he's blind. So I come home and tell my husband how great the massage was and how amazing it was that he just was so efficient in everything he was doing and being blind, and my husband says, well, he's not blind. He's legally blind. Like, he just can't drive. Oh, my God. For an hour, like, flipping over. Oh, my God. That would be mortified. Oh, my God. Who wasn't lying?

00:14:00 - 00:14:03 | Speaker 9:

Yeah, but was it a good massage? That's all that matters.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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