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My Dad Sleeps Naked
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My Dad Sleeps Naked

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February 24, 2025 | 00:10:55 | Leisure

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The funny thing is Kevin thought I was starting off that thing talking to an imaginary friend and Lydia was at a doll restaurant basically having an imaginary doll talk to her. So, all right. It's Mojo in the morning show. I do have somebody in studio with us. I've got my friend Aaron. He's actually Joe's best buddy. Aaron does the morning radio show called the Pat and Aaron show on what is the sports station called down here? 620 WDAE. 620 WDAE. What are you guys? Are you guys the voice of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? What do you think?

00:02:35 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, voice of the Rays. And the Buccaneers are down the hall at one of our sister stations here. Okay. 98 Rocks.

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Hi, Aaron. Guys, say hi to them. Hi, Aaron. Good morning. Morning, everyone. Aaron is a great guy. I did say this this morning when I was saying I was going to talk to you on the air. I said that you and Megan would be a great couple together. After spending time with you, Aaron, over the years and knowing Megan. Are you dating at all? I'm not. I'm intrigued. I'm very damaged. You are? Very, highly damaged. Run her way. Well, I mean, not that I want to set Megan up with anybody that's damaged, but that was not a good way to sell yourself.

00:03:10 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 8:

Listen, according to the last girl I dated, I dated for like four weeks. She's like, you are the most selfish person I've ever been with. And it was because I canceled the date on a Saturday night. She said it's the worst thing anyone's ever done to her. Oh, my God. I know. So I guess I'm not that bad, but I felt horrible. What did you cancel for? What was the reason why you canceled? I was going to break up with her. I was going to go break up with her. And she said I was being rude because she blocked out the whole day for her. I was going to drive to her just to break up with her. I said, it's just this thing's done. I'm going to do it over the phone. It was four weeks.

00:03:37 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 7:

That's amazing, though. At least he was nice enough to want to go drive to her. But all right. Good gentleman. Let me move on to why I wanted to have Aaron on our show, because this is something that Joe and I have been discussing. Joe wants to do a father-son's trip with a group of guys. Aaron and Jed and Joe are all best buddies. And Joe, my son, wants to do a golf trip where all the dads and sons will go together on a golf trip. And we'll go somewhere like, I don't know, either northern Michigan to some golf courses or maybe like Pinehurst or something like that and do a golf trip. Until I heard about Aaron's dad. And then I said, I don't know if I want Aaron and his dad to show up to this thing. Aaron, will you tell everybody about your dad sleeping and what your dad likes to do?

00:04:27 - 00:04:55 | Speaker 8:

My dad is very comfortable with his clothes off as opposed to his clothes on. And this is just at his home. It's not just sleeping. If you enter my dad's home, the rule is you can come over. You're welcome at the home. He loves you, but don't expect that he's going to have clothes on. He might. He might put some underwear on. He might just do shorts. Listen, you might get lucky and come over. and my dad might be fully clothed, but it's rare.

00:04:55 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 7:

So Aaron was telling me a story, Shannon, about how...

00:05:00 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 3:

uh he and his dad have gone on father-son uh trips or or trips with you know him and his mom too and you and your dad will have to share a bed together what do you have to do when you're

00:05:10 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 1:

sharing well it's either i have to sleep on the floor or i have to stay in the bed with him because he refuses to put any underwear on he's like if you want to stay in the bed this is how it goes so i have to build like the great wall of china with pillows in between us just to make sure that And, like, I'm not – we don't roll over. We're pretty steady. But it's unfortunately become kind of a routine that I'm not proud of.

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Have you ever bumped into him?

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Not that I know of. And there's been, like, no waking up in the middle of the night and feeling a leg getting through the – I feel a pretty steady wall. It's a pretty sturdy wall.

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It's just a thought to me, though. He won't even put on underwear if you're in bed with him.

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He won't put on underwear, and it gets worse. My parents live in this little townhome now, My mom loves me coming to visit, but I don't come to visit as much to stay because of that. So it's caused a rift between my mom and my dad because my mom's like, can you just put on something? For sure.

00:06:06 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 4:

Has he always been this way or just has he gotten older?

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Yeah, no, it's always been. It's gotten worse. I think his nudity has gotten worse. It's gotten worse. He's gotten older. But even now, I make a rule because he comes to my place in Tampa. He tries to get naked at my place. I said, no, no, no, no, no. Now you're in my house. The rules are, you don't do this.

00:06:25 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 2:

So if you guys do do this golf trip, and he's wearing his polo, he's got his old golf thing, and you guys invite each other over for drinks afterwards, does Mojo expect, you know, as soon as he walks in the house, your dad's going to start stripping? Yeah. You know what, though?

00:06:41 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 1:

He's probably right to expect that. He will. He'll get comfortable.

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He'll get in his underwear. I've done golf trips before with guys where we would rent a house or Airbnb, something, right? and we'll all stay in the same place but we'll all have our own separate rooms then i've done it where we've stayed at hotels and gotten double bed rooms i don't think i want to be in the house

00:07:01 - 00:07:06 | Speaker 1:

with your dad you don't no no no you don't if you're in a double bedroom with him that's fair

00:07:06 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 3:

game he's showered it's all on the table are there any listeners whose parent is always naked like do they have a naked parent if you do will you call us and tell us maybe you share uh what aaron does and the embarrassment of having Dad walking around showing off his stuff. Here's a funny story for you guys. So you know that Jed from the Joe show, his dad, Papa, that's what Jed calls him, Papa Shill, Aaron has seen Jed's dad naked.

00:07:37 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 1:

Will you explain that story? Yeah, this was early. Jed's now like my best friend. This was early on in our friendship. I was over there at their place hanging. Jed might have moved here a year prior, and we're in his pool at his parents' place, and we're in the little hot tub, and his dad, Papa Jed, gets out of the hot tub and just right there, I'm like, where is he going? Takes his bathing suit off right there. Now, thanks to my dad, I'm kind of used to it, but I'm looking over at Jed, like Jed Jr. I'm like, is this how it is? Is this how he goes down? Yeah, it seemed pretty normal.

00:08:13 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 3:

Why am I between Aaron's dad and Jed's dad? Why am I the only dad that doesn't like to walk around naked? No, no, no. You don't need to take off your shirt. Seriously, I wear a shirt in the pool. I mean, come on. This is crazy.

00:08:26 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 1:

My dad, I came home once from my show, my morning show. I was doing a morning show and an afternoon show. I had a break in between. I come home. My dad is at my place. He was staying over. I walk in the door, and the first thing I see is a naked man on my countertop in the kitchen. changing my light bulb and he looks at me and he's like your lights are out i'm like great but it was like i took a picture of it he's like your lights are out you're like so are your balls and it was like it was like an artwork a piece of art i took a picture because he's like

00:08:59 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 3:

mojo i have it here i actually found it you want to see it oh god oh my it doesn't show the front just the back it's like it's like beautiful it's like hold on you guys hold on real quick Can you guys see that on the camera? It's kind of gorgeous.

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You can't see the camera.

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No, you can't see the cameras? No. If you go over by the cameras, I'll send this to you. I can send it. Can you send it to me?

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Wait, why are we wanting to see this? Yeah, why?

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It's no frontal. It's just bad. It's just a bad. The funny thing about this is that, like, to me, as a guy, I literally wish I could be naked all the time because I like it. I like the idea of not wearing clothes. I just don't want anybody seeing me.

00:09:39 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 1:

He wants people to see him He's proud of it He's in his mid-60s Does like 100 push-ups a day 100 sit-ups He's doing good Maybe that's the thing

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Maybe if I lose a little bit more weight What's up, Danielle? How you doing?

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Hi, good morning I just wanted to do it First time, long time Hey, Daniels on the phone

00:10:00 - 00:10:18 | Speaker 7:

I just wanted to let you know that I FaceTimed with my best friend from California, and actually my mom was sweeping naked. Sweeping? FaceTiming. And my mom really never normally puts clothes on when it comes to you.

00:10:19 - 00:10:25 | Speaker 8:

Wait, so your mom was sleeping naked, and you guys are in the same room? Your mom's okay with being?

00:10:26 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 7:

Sweeping. Sweeping. Oh, sweeping. That's what I thought she said. Yeah, sweeping. She got out of the shower, and she was sweeping naked, and everyone still brings up.

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Oh, my God.

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They're like, I wish I would have found her. That's actually kind of what.

00:10:43 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 8:

Well, it sounds like your mom is like Erin's dad and does chores around the house naked.

00:10:49 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 7:

She does. Actually, I kind of have not as bad as her. I won't FaceTime, but, like, I mean, it's just like a cozy thing. It's fine.

00:10:59 - 00:11:14 | Speaker 8:

So is there a point in your life, and I don't know how old your mom is, but is there a point in your life when all of a sudden you lose everything? Like you lose all, like, you know, fears? Because I feel like older people do get to a point. How old's your mom?

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My mom's like 56-ish or so. She's not even that old.

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She's been just like my whole life. Yeah, that's wild.

00:11:24 - 00:11:33 | Speaker 9:

What's wild to me is as you get older, your body sags more, so that's when I would want to put clothes on to keep all my stuff in. Right, right. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like the opposite to me.

00:11:34 - 00:11:49 | Speaker 8:

I've heard like friends of mine say, if only I knew that my body was going to look like this later in life, I would have. Yeah, taking a ton more when they were younger. Rachel, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Rachel, say hello to my friend Erin here that's in studio with us.

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Hi, how are you?

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Good morning, I'm great. Mojo, I just sent you a D-pick of my dad. Thank you. What's going on, Rachel?

00:11:57 - 00:12:23 | Speaker 6:

So awful. So my kids' grandfather used to be naked. He was an old man. He was half paralyzed, but that man didn't know how to wear clothes to save his life. And he would always, my kids would go into his house and we would knock on his door and we would always have to make sure that Lamont had coals on before we even opened that door. And there'd be too many times that he would open his door and he'd be butt naked. I don't understand that.

00:12:23 - 00:12:29 | Speaker 8:

I wonder, that must be like something that delivery drivers must see from time to time.

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Oh my God, we just got the photo.

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Why did you send that? That's Aaron's dad.

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He is in good shape. Oh my God, he is in great shape. I feel weird looking at this.

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Honestly, I know you're trying to set me up with him, but is his dad single? Oh my God.

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Why am I zooming?

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By the way, is it like father, like son? Is that what we kind of look like? We have very similar bodies, dude.

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