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My Dog is in My Wedding
Mojo In The Morning

My Dog is in My Wedding

from Mojo In The Morning

April 11, 2023 | 00:07:15 | Leisure

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00:02:05 - 00:02:36 | Speaker 8:

mojo on the morning show hello hello hello hello uh phone number 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. So a third of pet owners include their furry friends in their wedding or engagement. It's kind of interesting.

00:02:36 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 5:

That's cute.

00:02:37 - 00:03:15 | Speaker 8:

So, oh, yes. A third of them do that. 68% say that they married someone who owns or wants to own a pet, and that is a must-have for them. And 38% said that they include their pet in their wedding or engagement. And I want to know from those that have ever done this before, like if you've ever included your animal in your wedding, was it really a bad idea? Like did something really bad happen?

00:03:15 - 00:03:27 | Speaker 5:

Dude, I love the weddings that I go to where they have the pet, like, walking down with the ring strapped on the dog's back or in a wagon being pulled by the flower girl. Those are seriously my favorite. Yeah.

00:03:27 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 6:

The best part. Now, have you seen the viral video of the woman who has her dog at her wedding and the dog pees on her dress? Oh, my gosh. It's so good. But how entertaining is that? No, but this is why I'm the biggest hypocrite because I hate dog people. Yes, I am. But I'm a dog person as well. So, like, I hate people who have dogs in their weddings. It is so dumb to me. At the same time, my Christmas photos last year I took with my dog. Yeah. So, shut up.

00:03:53 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 5:

So, I don't have room to talk, but I hate it. But they're a member of your family. They should be included in the festivities, right?

00:04:00 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 8:

No. Megan, will you have Cheyenne in your... What's her dog's name? Coraline. Coraline. Will you have Coraline in your wedding when you get married?

00:04:09 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 6:

No. That is so dumb. No, I don't want to worry about my dog the day of my wedding. Oh, she is going to be dressed the nights at that wedding. No, unless my brother takes her and takes care of her, no. By the way, I get the engagement photos, though. Like, I totally get that. You could be out in a park somewhere. That makes sense. But not your wedding day.

00:04:28 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 8:

I think it's kind of funny that people will do this because you know how difficult it is to have kids in weddings.

00:04:33 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 5:

Oh, dogs are way easier than kids. Really? Are they, though? Because who's going to take it out every couple of hours to go? Now it's another responsibility. No, but you just have somebody bring it by for the wedding and then take it home. So who's missing cocktail hour to go drive the dog home? Well, it doesn't have to be a family member.

00:04:49 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 8:

What's up, Shelby? Hi. What's going on? Hi.

00:04:51 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 6:

Hi. Good morning. How are you guys?

00:04:53 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 8:

Good. Now, bad idea, good idea to have the animals in the wedding.

00:04:58 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

I go back and forth.

00:05:00 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 4:

just got married in July and because of COVID we had a small intimate backyard wedding at my in-laws and they had three little dogs and my dog was at our wedding and we were trying to keep them separate and he realized where they're at and as I was about to say I do, he slipped out and started barking. But everybody will remember that.

00:05:21 - 00:05:24 | Speaker 3:

Did it annoy you though? Did it honestly annoy you?

00:05:25 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 5:

I laughed but you could tell we did a Facebook live and I looked back at it and you could tell my face i was like shut up my husband's like still with the flow and i'm like no you're bad so looking back on it maybe not a great idea i go back and forth he was part of our our engagement photos our family photos and my dad just took him right home right after it was hot sure um thank you for the call what's going on brooke how you doing um can we acknowledge that megan's talking about

00:05:59 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that's actually right.

00:06:01 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 7:

I know she didn't even poo-poo on that part of it.

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Usually she won't even hypothetical about having kids or getting married.

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Always so against it.

00:06:10 - 00:06:14 | Speaker 3:

Maybe we have a different side of Megan on this one, a softer side of Megan.

00:06:14 - 00:06:38 | Speaker 8:

To be fair, I'm not always against marriage. I always say I could meet the right person. I've never heard you say that. Oh, my goodness. You are chanted. I've never heard you say that. Chanted. Don't even lie. You heard it. And also don't lie about not having Coraline in your wedding. That's right. Oh, I was drunk. I don't remember. I've cried to you about getting married, Shannon. No, you haven't. Yes, I have. Were we really that drunk? I don't know. I don't remember this conversation.

00:06:39 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 3:

Big news here today, Brooke. Big news. Thank you for noticing that. What's up, Jessica?

00:06:44 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 6:

Hey. Hey, what's going on? Oh, not much. Just taking the kids to the sitters. Oh, okay.

00:06:51 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 3:

Nice. And then what are we doing for the rest of the day? Are we working or are we going to go out and have fun?

00:06:57 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 7:

Oh, going to work, unfortunately.

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Okay.

00:06:59 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 7:

Got to make the money, you know.

00:07:01 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 3:

Right, yeah. So we're talking about this is a pretty big amount of people that have had their dogs in their weddings. You had your dog in a wedding?

00:07:09 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 7:

I did, I did. I have a golden doodle, and I had her. She listened so well. She walked down the aisle. I actually had my brother as my man of honor. So she walked down the aisle with my brother and my husband's best man. And it was outside. It was an outside wedding. So, and then the reception, we had a huge reception hall. She just kind of roamed around and did whatever she wanted.

00:07:33 - 00:07:36 | Speaker 3:

And the reception hall was fine with you bringing an animal there?

00:07:37 - 00:07:42 | Speaker 7:

Well, I didn't technically ask, but it wasn't a church or anything, so.

00:07:42 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 3:

I want to know, is it just dogs that they do this with? Like, has anybody ever had, like, a cat in a wedding? A horse. A horse.

00:07:49 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 7:

A guinea pig. I've seen pictures of, like, people with cats and different animals at their weddings. Yeah, but I don't know if I could do that. I'm a dog person, though. Sorry, Megan. I know you hate me.

00:08:00 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 3:

Well, Megan's now kind of a dog person, too. She hasn't had a cat in a while, but it's because she loved her cat.

00:08:07 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 7:

People with dogs in their wedding.

00:08:08 - 00:08:09 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

00:08:09 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 8:

I do. I also hate people that dress up their dogs, and I seem to do that, too. Maybe it's just a lot of self-hate.

00:08:15 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 7:

I refuse to dress on my dog. I can't dress her up. I refuse to. No clothes. Well, Megan has to. She can have a tutu on.

00:08:21 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 3:

If Megan doesn't, Cecily feels naked or Coraline feels naked. I don't know why I'm having a hard time remembering Coraline's name here.

00:08:31 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 8:

It's only been, what, a year and a half at this point? Don't worry about it. You've already decided not to learn it.

00:08:36 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 3:

Wait, wait, wait. Real quick. Is Coraline going to get a dog house in the backyard or anything fun in the backyard to play with?

00:08:43 - 00:08:48 | Speaker 8:

She got an entire house. I bought the house for the dog. Really? Yes. She has an entire house.

00:08:48 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 3:

So, does Coraline get her own room? Yes. Really?

00:08:53 - 00:08:55 | Speaker 8:

I hate myself so much.

00:08:55 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 3:

But you love Coraline so much. I do. Is Coraline, by the way, on the mailbox too? Does it say Megan and Coraline on the mailbox?

00:09:03 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 8:

No. No, but I do have a little rug that goes into my house that says leave food and go away. I like that. As kitschy Pinterest-y as I get.

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