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My Kid Drinks Coffee
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My Kid Drinks Coffee

from Mojo In The Morning

January 6, 2025 | 00:07:56 | Leisure

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Oh, my God. Seriously?

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Yeah, congratulations. Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much, guys. You have no idea. This is so exciting. Thank you.

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Listen, can I go on to mention this? we have more than 13 listeners in 2024. We got 15 listeners, which made us number one in 2024. Thank you. And it's because of you guys and we hope that we can deliver what we delivered in 2024 to you guys in 2025. I think we can and then some. And so thank you for listening. It's literally flattering that you guys like the show. As we were leaving Ford Field last night, it was so awesome to run into. And I ran into a bunch of them. I ran into the guy that owns the big boy up in Macomb. He and his wife. Yes, Jerry. Shout out to Jerry. And he said, you'll never remember who I am, but we remember who you are. And then there was a little guy that, oh, God, I forget the hell. Now I don't remember his name. How do you say that? No, there was a little guy.

00:02:45 - 00:02:46 | Speaker 4:

So unnecessary.

00:02:47 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 7:

No, this was a little guy. He was like seven years old or eight years old. He was celebrating a birthday. Jerry's not a little guy. A young man. Jerry's got a good looking wife. I guarantee you he's got a big package inside of that sucker, but, um, and his wife, and his wife looked very happy. She had a smile on her face for leaving that a lions game. They were going home to make mad, passionate, uh, big boy love. Um, but this young guy was celebrating a birthday. I can't remember what his name was, but I know he's another East side guy and his mom, his mom was there and I walked in. They were kind of, they were stopping and I kind of got the feeling that they, they listened. And so I stopped and I gave the kid, you know, like, hey, I heard it was your birthday because I heard mom talking about this. And she's like, I don't know how you guys are going to be doing this tomorrow. And I said, is today his first day back at school? And she's like, yeah. I go, this kid's not going home to sleep until one in the morning. The parking garages were insane last night. It took forever.

00:03:45 - 00:03:47 | Speaker 2:

Don't ask me how many energy drinks I've had today.

00:03:47 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 7:

Can you give a seven-year-old a Celsius? For sure.

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For sure. I mean, if they do it on Toddlers and Tiaras for those little pageant girls.

00:03:54 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God. The Pixie Stix? Yeah, dude.

00:03:57 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 7:

Wait. All right. Here's a question. I'm just going to throw this out there as a random. I want to ask any parents. Are there any parents that pack in their kids' lunches like Red Bull? Yeah.

00:04:07 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 1:

Screw when do we get a kid a cell phone? When do we give them energy drinks? Yeah.

00:04:11 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 7:

Are you the parent that gives your kid, like, the stuff that they shouldn't get? Like, do they get, you know, spicy, hot Cheetos and Celsius? Tents of cold brews on the way. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's the other one, too. How old is it that your kid starts drinking a coffee from Starbucks or Tim Hortons?

00:04:32 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 4:

I was in high school. Were you? Yeah. Oh, well, Smith likes to have sips of my coffee. He gets like, it's called a steamer at Starbucks, which I don't think has coffee in it at all. Probably has caffeine or something.

00:04:44 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 7:

It's like the coffee version of a Shirley Temple.

00:04:46 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 4:

It's like a hot frappetino. It's probably just milk. Is what it is.

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Is it? Yeah.

00:04:50 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 4:

But he does like coffee. He also likes champagne. He is my child. I remember starting to drink like coffee.

00:05:00 - 00:05:03 | Speaker 5:

with my mom and dad. Wow, I can't believe I said that word.

00:05:03 - 00:05:14 | Speaker 1:

I haven't said that word. When I was like six, but it was mostly milk was like a splash. A little splash. I think I was in college when I had my first coffee. When I could start driving, I started drinking coffee regularly.

00:05:14 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 4:

I started drinking coffee at 50. I literally like two years ago.

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Yeah, I remember.

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I never drink.

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What did you do before that?

00:05:22 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 4:

Cocaine. You know what I have for breakfast? Cocaine. You know what I have for lunch? Cocaine. That's not powdered sugar. You don't see Emojo just rub his gums.

00:05:32 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 1:

Is that why your jaw is always so defined because it's clenched all the time?

00:05:37 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 4:

No, you know what my routine was? People thought this was so weird because I would talk about it. I drank a gallon of water before we came into work.

00:05:43 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 1:

Absolutely not.

00:05:44 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 4:

I had a gallon of water because my morning pee would make me wake up. It would get me going. And for all the years that I started doing mornings, that's what I would drink. What's up, Sean? Hi.

00:05:56 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 2:

Hey, how you doing? My daughter's been drinking coffee ever since they was three years old. Really? Whoa.

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Like black, or do they put a ton of cream and sugar in it?

00:06:07 - 00:06:15 | Speaker 2:

No, she has about three creams and about one or two sweet loads. Really? And right now, she's 12.

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Oh, my God.

00:06:16 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 2:

So, she always asking for Starbucks. How tall is she, 5'9"? Yeah. Sorry, I mean 3'5"?

00:06:22 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 4:

Wait, yeah, does it stunt your growth? Like, is she a...

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Is that true?

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I don't know.

00:06:27 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 2:

Well, actually, she's only, like, 5'2", and my other daughter was drinking coffee. She's, like, 5'3", 5'4". She could have been 5'8".

00:06:36 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 4:

Wow. That's crazy. That's pretty wild. 12-year-olds have been drinking since they were 3 years old, and they drink a stronger coffee than we do. Because I got to have, like, flavor in it. You know what I mean? Like, I got to do the whole Frappuccino thing, you know, to it. So, well, thank you.

00:06:55 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 2:

I have a curigan. They always use me.

00:06:57 - 00:07:00 | Speaker 4:

That's amazing. How about vodka? What kind of vodka is she drinking?

00:07:01 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 5:

A little bit of Bailey's. What's up, Maddie?

00:07:03 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 4:

Hi.

00:07:05 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 5:

Hi. Hi, Maddie. So my son started drinking coffee when he was six, and he was drinking the Tim Hortons Double Double Alarge. Oh, wow. That's great.

00:07:16 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 1:

That's like a real coffee. That is. Yeah.

00:07:19 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 4:

That kid's got hair on his chest and balls.

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And now I got him into decaf.

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Really?

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Oh, you ought to wean him off.

00:07:25 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 4:

i always find it funny when luke used to be luke because luke would drink like when he was 15 years old he would ask the waiter or waitress at the end of a uh could i get an espresso and i'm like what you're like 14 or 15 years old what's up jennifer how you doing hey mojo hey guys how you

00:07:45 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 3:

guys doing good morning happy new year happy new year to you thanks so my daughter is 11 and she It's about five, six, and I give her Celsius, Takis, mostly snacks, some cookies. She doesn't have any nutritional benefits at our lunch. Mom of the year. Give it up. Three treats, Cheez-Its, some gum, and then she has some so de Janeiro for afterwards.

00:08:12 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God.

00:08:13 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 5:

Okay, do you know that TikTok trend that's going on right now that's like, we listen and we don't judge? Yes, yes, yes. I feel like we should be saying this after every call.

00:08:22 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 3:

But we listen and we don't judge. That's what my daughter told me to play that game. I'm like, no.

00:08:29 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 4:

What's a De Janeiro?

00:08:31 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 3:

Soul De Janeiro? It's like the, Megan has it. It's like a lotion. They have a spray. I thought she was trying.

00:08:36 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 4:

Body wash. It smells so good. I thought she was trying to say DiGiorno. Jennifer. Mom, do you ever get calls from school? You know how the school lunch program, I think it was First Lady Obama, was, like, really trying to make parents be more mindful of, like, what they're feeding their kids. Did you ever get calls from school?

00:08:58 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 3:

No, I haven't ever got a call about that, but I did get a call when I door-dashed her. Someone told me I shouldn't do that anymore.

00:09:04 - 00:09:05 | Speaker 4:

What did you door-dash her?

00:09:06 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 3:

At McDonald's, of course. I love it. Most schools won't let you door-dash anymore, right? No.

00:09:12 - 00:09:18 | Speaker 4:

Okay. They don't like some guy in a Corolla pulling up.

00:09:18 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 2:

I'm about to sue, kid. Does he have to sign in like a parent?

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