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his way to camp having a great time oh it's like summer camp stuff yeah it's one of those camps

though he dreaded having to go to this camp um partially because he wanted to spend more time with me because we're doing one week on one week off and now you know with this job i can't take him so spending less time with him but the other half is that he enjoyed spending his nights up on roadblocks talking to his friends and stand up till 5 a.m and his camp is like nine to five oh

so it's a day camp it's not a sleepover it's a whole day thing when uh you have josiah for the summertime do you always feel like you have to like make every day like a field trip when you're a kid because i remember when the kids were off for the summer if chelsea didn't want them just sitting around doing things so i would take them to games or we'd go to movies or do things like

there you doing any stuff like that sure i mean we went kayaking of all things that was that i saw the pictures like yeah i saw those pictures that was a good time that's something i've never done

something he's never done did you did you just take him to a show too like a broadway show yeah

we took him to the fresher theater to see the whiz and i thought it was going to be like this moment of like joe liked wicket i'm like okay let's show him kind of what started it all and you know the whiz is like it's the cooler version of the wizard of oz you know what i'm saying it's Got some hip-hop in there. It's the old Michael Jackson vibe. Move on down. You feel me? And then when I was in high school, the whole thing. So I take Joe. I'm thinking this is going to be something we can share and experience, and he's going to have fun. He slept through the whole damn thing. Oh, no. I'm like, this is the biggest waste of money of my whole life. You get good seats. You ride on the end. We're going to have this amazing time. It's the Wiz. And he literally is doing this before they even start. And you try to wake up your child. You know what I'm saying? Like, get up. Get up. It's about to start. wake up in two seconds, they pull over, they hit you with a... This is the biggest waste of money in my entire life.

Was he 12? Yeah. Why would you take a 12-year-old to a Broadway show? Oh, my God.

He's totally the type that would love it.

What are you talking about? No, because the kids don't want to see that stuff. Dude, I've taken

loose since she was four, and she loves

it. And you know what? She loves it for... And she stays away. You know what she loves it? She loves it for the candy and the snacks that they have. There's that, too. That's all that they want. It's all part of the experience.

We're trying to build a well-rounded individual.

Take him to Imagine or something.

We always go to Imagine. We just did the kayak. We had Zap Zone all the time. You got to throw a little theater in there. A little live performance. Sing, dance, curtains, costumes. I thought this would be a good time. Don't worry. He just want to sit on the couch and watch Invisible.

That's because this grown adult to my left falls asleep during an every Broadway show.

Seriously, you know what it is? going to one of those shows is like going to you ever see they have it at airport Detroit Metro Airport, the sleep area there's like a place you can go to and just lay down and sleep if you want to that's what I call going to the Fisher Theater or one of those other theaters

I love going. I'm taking Shannon next time.

Yeah, I'll go with you. I'll take Joe to your house. Josiah can hang with me.

Y'all can go do something. Josiah and I will be like, I don't know, we'll go grab McDonald's. You know what kids like? Honestly, the thing that kids like, they like going to, my kids used to, they used to love just going into GameStop, but I know nobody does games at GameStop anymore. We would spend an hour and a half to two hours after work every day sitting in a GameStop with them walking around that store or bring them to, I'm trying to think, the mall or Dave & Buster's or something like that. When we would go to the mall, we would go right to Spencer's. The kids would go into the Spencer's store.

The Lego store.

Right to the corner where the adult toys were. Or Target. I was just about to say that.

Facts. Anytime I got lost in a Target or any of those type of stores, my mom knew to come to the Electronics section and I'll be over there playing the free games.

What was the biggest waste of money you ever spent on your kids and the dumbest thing that your kids ever just like wasted money with?

Can I tell you mine?

Please.

So when both of the kids turned, it was either four or five for their birthdays, their dad and I took them to Disney World to celebrate because that was like the thing. And when it was time, something is in my throat today, you guys. I'm so sorry. It's so annoying.

Do one big one.

Click that. It's annoying me. It has to be annoying you. My apologies. So it's Smith's turn. Lucy had a great time when we took her. It's Smith's turn and we go to the Magic Kingdom. They've got Toy Story land or world. I don't know what they call it. And Disney, I mean, you know, like you save for this. It's not cheap. And he decided that he was scared of rides and wasn't going to go on. And I looked at his dad. I'm like, I want to cry. right now. We spent so much money on this ticket to come today. And the more that you try to get him on rides, the worse. Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared. Was every, all day. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm like, oh my God. So he's just basically here to walk around.

We used to have listeners that would call us up and tell us that they would take their kid to the little corner, you know, how they have on weekends, the carnival, and they would tell their kids we're going to Disney. Their kids knew none the wiser. That's what you do.

See, now I'd be cool if my kid said I was scared go on those rides because i'm scared too you got a better chance of getting hurt on those

april what's up it's mojo in the morning hi hi good morning guys so kev i just want to let you know it starts to it now starts to begin the puberty hibernation for you and um yeah and that's where you're seeing a little glimpse of it now because you know he's only 12 you said 12 right yeah um yeah he's only seeing he's only 12 right now so you're always seeing a little glimpse of where they're, like, starting to sleep here and there. And then all of a sudden, one year, they're just going to sleep the entire year away. They hibernate. Five inches, and then you're going to have to buy new clothes at the end of it, too. That's true.

They grow like maniacs. I know. They're exhausted. These kids, the longest my kids ever slept was they went to bed, and they went to bed really late. They went to bed, like, maybe at 1 or 2 o'clock in the morning. I think Joe slept until, like, 4 the next afternoon. We thought he was dead.

It's insane. I have, of my five, three of them are boys, and they just sleep the entire, that's all they do. They either sleep, play baseball or basketball, and eating, and that is it.

Yep. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. Text is 95500. Biggest waste of money, Carrie. Hi.

Oh, this wasn't the biggest waste of money. I think Kev's problem here is that he didn't address the fact that he's been letting the boys stay up all night. That's true. Like, he should have definitely had him get some rest the night before, because he would have loved it. He would have loved the show if he'd have been awake for it. You might be right. I told him what we were doing. I don't think that night was a 5 a.m. night. That might have been a 2.30 night. Well, but making sure he's rested for something that expensive would have been the way to go. I'm just saying. You're right.

You know, you sound like you honestly sound like everybody's mom there, Carrie. That was so perfect. Thank you for keeping us in track. What's up? Jamie, hi. Biggest waste of money you spent on your kids?

So, what about these Fortnite bucks? The fake imaginary skins for Fortnite? Yes. Horrible, horrible waste of money.

It's funny you talk about that. My kids had the credit card attached. I had to stop it. And then when they got pissed that they weren't attached to the gaming system, this is not my kid's Luke, then he started ordering pay-per-view movies on Xfinity. All of a sudden I'd get these alerts when I'd wake up in the morning that he would order like five movies and I would say to him, how did you watch five movies? He goes, well, I watched like four minutes of the first one.

I go, do you watch previews? Insane. At least look at the previews and see what the hell the thing's about. That sounds like, honestly, something that the kids are like, money grows. My dad used to say, money doesn't grow on trees. I've heard that a few times. What's going on, Stephanie? Hi.

Hi. I took my son to the circus, and he slept through the whole entire thing. Oh, no. Yeah, no. Pissed.

And you're sitting there going, I don't even want to be here. I came here for him.

You know what, though? You know what? it's probably a good thing. If you would have saw what those guys were doing at the circus, it would have been a different world for you. What's up, Kirsten?

Hey, good morning. Me and my friend took our 15-year-old to Cedar Point, and we talked them into going on one ride, which was the Gatekeeper, which was probably a bad idea, and we didn't ride any other ride the entire time. And we took the fast passes, we spent hundreds of dollars.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was a very mom thing. I feel that.

Oh, yeah. Us moms had fun. We were riding. We rode every ride.

Oh, my God. That's crazy.

That's so disappointing.

Don't you love when you go to a place like Cedar Point and the first thing the kids want to do is go eat? They want to go get food. It's like we just came here to ride the rides. What's up, Otis? Otis!

Temptation. Good morning.

What's going on?

Not much. My son wasted money at Kalahari.

Oh, at the candy shop or what?

Nope, just sat in a wave pool for two days and was scared of every other app. Oh, yeah. It's a thing. Can he say good morning? Yeah.

Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning, buddy. Hey, I'm not, you know what? I'm like you. I don't like that. I don't like going to these wave pools. Minnie Otis.

Well, I'm on time. Hey, Minnie Otis, what's your name?

What's his name, Otis? Oh, he hung up the phone. He's Mini Otis. Mini Otis on the phone.

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