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All right, it is the Mojo in the Morning Show. Megan, I'm not poking fun at you or picking on you. It just so happens that you're scheduled for this topic right now, okay? tell the oh no this is mean yes tell everybody because i know people are going to say well look at mojo's piling on megan i'm not piling on megan but this is this is very funny she um she's having issues with her phone and what's the issue my phone's calling me out it's

really being disrespectful almost as disrespectful as mojo is on a regular basis and that is uh my My phone does not have facial recognition for me when I don't have makeup on, ever. I swear to God, I got a new phone, and I cannot log into my phone unless I have makeup on with just my facial ID. Otherwise, I have to type in my passcode, and I feel disrespected by a machine. I don't like it.

All right, share this with us. Who doesn't recognize you when, or what doesn't recognize you when you, like, dress up? So today, I'm wearing a sweater with a pair of black pants. Shannon comes in and goes, what's the big thing that you got going on today?

I'm like, can't I dress nice? No, back up. You are wearing a very nice sweater over a collared crisp. That's dry clean. Crisp, button-down dress shirt. And I complimented you first, by the way. I said, you look really nice. Where are you going today?

Megan, I know the feeling. My friend Shannon doesn't recognize me when I dress up.

I'm going to dish this right back to you. I love from the days where you're like, oh, you're wearing makeup. What do you have after the show today?

I only did that when you started dating again. I could tell when Shannon was going to go on dates, she wasn't wearing her Tiger's hat. It would be like three days in a row.

Well, we've gone downhill real quick. Last night, Wes and I went out to dinner, and I wore a sweatshirt, sweatpants that I had worn to bed the night before in August.

This is why I just keep my mouth shut. Whatever you guys are wearing, I don't say, well, I have said to Shan before, laundry day.

It hurt my feelings when my friend Jillian came into work, and not even that I was wearing makeup or jeans. She went, you washed your hair. And then I was like, that's a new low. That's a new low.

so what's your phone doing it's not actually it just doesn't recognize you at all yeah it does

that like thing where the the lock thing like vibrates and then your phone vibrates it goes

please enter passcode that's you that's really insulting because my phone is i feel like it's too easy now like it's it's recognizing me with the mask on it's recognizing me when i'm laying in bed and half my face is covered by a pillow i feel like my phone's just giving up on me and

just letting anybody in there i actually am surprised at how many times i'll hear stories of people whose significant others will grab their phone and just put it over their face to get into their phone like when they're sleeping because i always thought that your eyes had to be open in order to do it yeah and some people like you said i think sometimes it gets a little easier

isn't that part of it is it's like is your eye the retina it's supposed to yeah it's not supposed to do with closed eyes for that reason but i know spouses have also touched fingerprint on your phone

when you're sleeping do they still have fingerprint on the on the newer model ones because i or yeah maybe not now yeah yeah um texters here uh megan i know you're feeling i actually wore makeup showed up at work and my co-worker said hi how are you treating me like a customer isn't that the worst feeling have you guys ever done that to a co-worker have you ever done the whole, hi, nice to meet you.

Yeah. I work here. No, I know. I mean, today it's really nice to meet you. Every day is a good day to wake up and get out of bed.

Becca, what's up?

If I eat really unhealthy, then my face falls up from inflammation and my face recognition does not work. Oh, no.

So you have to choose. Do I want my phone to recognize healthy me or unhealthy me?

Yeah, happens at least once a week.

a lot of poor hiring decisions made by management led to this show which explains megan for sure

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