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My Spouse is an Asshole
Mojo In The Morning

My Spouse is an Asshole

from Mojo In The Morning

January 20, 2023 | 00:09:09 | Leisure

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Mojo in the morning. i'm excited it's like one of my favorite weekends these next few weekends like the football just gets even better you know as we wind down the nfl season and get towards the uh super bowl getting excited for uh for that um chelsea brought up something interesting when she said what do you you know what do you got playing this weekend i said oh i'm just gonna want to watch a lot of football and she says it's not over yet and i said well it's over obviously for any team that you know we like but it's not over in the nfl and she doesn't understand why i still want to watch even though i have no skin in the game um and i i don't know i just love this this time of the year it's like the best but she brought something up to me that is kind of interesting she said that i am an a-hole and she didn't say a-hole she said the full word when i'm watching football She said that there's something that overtakes my body, turning me into a total jerk when I'm watching a football game. And she said that if she asked me a question or kind of sits down with me and stuff, she said I become like this person that's like, you know, I'm normally not like. And she said she likes me so much better when I'm not watching football and she can't wait for football season to be over with. And I sat there and I thought about myself, and I go, wow, I think I am. Like, I think there are times where I get very short with her or, you know, I become like a jerk while I'm sitting there getting into a game. And I wanted to ask this question. Is this a common thing where people are doing – they become an a-hole when they're doing something? Like, what is it – like, because I will say this to you. There are times where Chelsea will cook and she's kind of, like, short with me. You know what I mean? Like she gets, I think she garners up like a lot more confidence when she's in the kitchen cooking.

00:03:47 - 00:03:47 | Speaker 2:

Okay.

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I'll tell you the one time I see my girlfriend get a little unhinged and less than favorable personality traits come out when she's playing Nintendo. Oh, really? And I see her even trying to kick her little son's ass in the game and wipe his nose in it. And she thinks she's building character for that poor kid, but.

00:04:08 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 6:

She's a competitive player, huh?

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Oh, yeah.

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I can tell you what mine is, and it drives me nuts because I feel like people think they can get away with it when somebody's reading a book. I don't know what it is. When you're reading a book, nobody thinks they're interrupting you. If you're watching television shows, they wouldn't talk over it. But if you're reading a book, people will just talk to you and then get mad when you don't respond. I'll punch you in the throat. I'm in the middle of a juicy chapter.

00:04:30 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 6:

So people are rude to you when you're reading a book and you become an a-hole?

00:04:34 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, because if you'd start talking to me while I'm reading and then expect a response right away, like you got to wait until I finish the paragraph, the chapter, the sentence, whatever. Like I'm in the middle of something, even though you don't think I am.

00:04:46 - 00:04:48 | Speaker 8:

It's justifiable. Thank you.

00:04:49 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

I want to know what it is that your spouse does that turns them into this person that you just don't even know why you'd marry.

00:05:00 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 3:

What is it that they're doing? Like, you know, when your guy's like washing his truck or his car or something like that, does he become like a total jerk? Or, you know, if your girl is, you know, I don't know, doing the laundry or something like that. Laundry makes her angry. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 or text is 95500. zero um i uh i will say this when i'm watching a football game i think maybe the aggression on

00:05:33 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 2:

the field maybe gets to me you know what i mean i could i could see that especially if you're in a room full i would have to be in a room full of other people that are watching the game to maybe get on that level but for for me it's kind of along with that though it's madden if i'm playing madden my wife will text me from upstairs and be like i can hear you from upstairs Shut up Because you're yelling at the TV

00:05:55 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, the same with the video game playing Like Spike was talking about with his girlfriend My kid turns into Like a very You know Disruptive person I don't know, I was looking for a name A-hole when he's playing video games I like this texture, I don't know if they're trying to call this one texture But there's a texture that Oh, here it is, Lauren Lauren, I saw your text, I started laughing This is When do you turn into an a-hole?

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When I crochet. What?

00:06:27 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 4:

That's aggressive. Now, most people seem to do that to relax, to relieve stress. What's happening?

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So, I don't, like, just crochet for, like, fun, necessarily. I'm usually making donations for, like, my NICU and the NICU at Sinai Grace, too. That's amazing. So, I'm usually, like, trying to get stuff done, but he does it right in the middle of, like, when I'm counting, And he just keeps talking louder and louder And then I just keep counting louder

00:06:54 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 3:

So when you're crocheting You have to concentrate? Or it's just because of the donations part?

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Most of the time I don't have to concentrate too much I usually pick pretty easy patterns But for Christmas I make Santa hats And those ones I really have to count out To make sure I don't mess it up

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Oh, you're counting out to make sure you don't mess up Because I always sit there and I think to myself, people do that because it's, you know, it's mindless. It gets their mind off of things.

00:07:23 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 4:

Right. But you've got to really concentrate. If you live with this gentleman, you've told him plenty of times. Like, don't interrupt. I'm trying to make this.

00:07:31 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 3:

Dil, when do you turn into an a-hole?

00:07:34 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 8:

It's my girlfriend whenever she plays Minecraft.

00:07:38 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 3:

Oh.

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I don't know why. She's like a pretty passive person. But when she plays Minecraft, she's, like, cursing at me and, like, gets really bossy and stuff. It's crazy.

00:07:48 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 4:

And that's not a game you're trying to get top score.

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Exactly.

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Wow. Minecraft is – I've never played Minecraft before. Is Minecraft –

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I call it mindless craft.

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No. Are you killing – is it like GTA where you're killing people? No.

00:08:03 - 00:08:13 | Speaker 1:

What I'm guessing – you instigate, don't you? And you're trying to play the innocent one. But is she in the middle of crafting something and you'll destroy her progress? Because if so, then she is validated with her anger.

00:08:13 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 8:

I mean, I might borrow some diamonds. Yeah, you're the jerk. You're the jerk.

00:08:19 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 3:

Jeremy? Yes. Hi. When would your girl tell us that you turn into a big old fat a-hole?

00:08:26 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 9:

When I'm washing my motorcycle. It's just, it's a time-consuming thing and all the chrome you got to do. And then when football shows up, she turns out to being an a-hole. Well, there's a solution then.

00:08:44 - 00:08:50 | Speaker 4:

You just need to wash your bike while she's watching football. Then both of you will be left alone.

00:08:50 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 3:

But what could she possibly do to you to get you angered? You know what I mean? Like, what did she do? Did she come and turn the hose off?

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Or something about the dogs or, you know.

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Just leave her. You want to be left alone.

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I'm like that biggie. Yeah, right.

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Abby.

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Hi.

00:09:12 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 3:

How you doing? Is this when your guy turns into an a-hole?

00:09:16 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 5:

Yes.

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What is he doing?

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Cutting the grass. We actually fight over who gets to cut the grass because we both like to do it. But when he's actually doing it, he's an a-hole.

00:09:27 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 3:

Really? So you guys both enjoy cutting the grass that much that you guys fight over it?

00:09:32 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 6:

Oh, yeah. I love cutting it. I even send him pictures when he's at work if I get to it first and show him my dime.

00:09:39 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 3:

Oh, really? Rub it in his face Where do you guys live? Because if you live close to my house You're more than, you know Welcome to cut mine

00:09:47 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 5:

We're in New Baltimore

00:09:49 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, a little bit far Yeah, a little bit That's wild So do you guys ever Does that fighting ever turn into You guys not talking to each other?

00:09:58 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 5:

Not usually It's more of like, I'm cutting it. Well, no, I will do it. And I'm like, no, I'll do it. It's fine. I need my steps in anyway.

00:10:07 - 00:10:19 | Speaker 4:

Wow. That'd be amazing. No argument from us. Can you teach my sons how to get into cutting grass? What's up, Todd? Hey, how you doing? Good, buddy. We're talking about you turn into an a-hole when you're doing?

00:10:20 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 5:

When you both decide on a movie to watch, and she wants to have a deep conversation about something. Oh. Like, do you want to watch the movie or do you want to talk about something? Both. Oh, man.

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You know? Yeah.

00:10:35 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 4:

By the way, Todd, you're going to get in trouble for making this phone call today.

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Yeah.

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She don't know.

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