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My Spouse's Most Annoying Habits
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My Spouse's Most Annoying Habits

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January 19, 2023 | 00:10:42 | Leisure

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I was reading this poll from Cafemom.com. I don't know where. It was in one of our prep services. And it says, what are your husband's most annoying habits? And yesterday I'm reading this. And I'm reading it while Chelsea is there. And she was going, check, check, check. Like basically agreeing with every single one of these. By the way, you'll have to call us up and you'll have to tell us what are your husband's most annoying habits. And by the way, I want guys to call us up and tell us what's their girls' or wives' most annoying habits. Because it's not fair that it's always about us, right, Mike? It has to be about them, too. We have to be able to do it. Hello. Hi, Chels. Are you busy? Can I talk to you for a second?

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You can talk to me.

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All right. So, that poll that I read yesterday about the most annoying habits, and here are the most annoying habits, and then I'm going to tell you what Chelsea told me were her most annoying habits because I wrote those down. The most annoying habits that women said for their guys collectively, chewing with their mouths open, snoring, no fashion sense, for example, mixing plaid with stripes. Number four on the list Leaving the toilet seat up all the time I always hear that all the time I'm going who a guy leaves the toilet seat up all the time Come on I sit down to pee On number five Leaving dirty laundry everywhere in the house Except for in the hamper And then number six This is my favorite one Leaving their shaved facial and pubic hair All over the bathroom counter Gross By the way if you're all over the bathroom counter with your pubic hair how close are you are you getting right up on the counter when you're doing that thing so now it's time for chelsea's most annoying and chelsea you remember what you said or here i'll read them what you said to me yesterday and see if see if

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I've cured any of these over 24 hours. Chelsea's most annoying habit was the most annoying habit for all women. She says when I chew with my mouth open, it's annoying. Which is funny because I really try at that. But the other day we were out eating and you looked at me and go, close your mouth. It was that bad.

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And I always say to you, I hope you do not eat like this with clients and in front of other people. It is awful.

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I don't know. I'll have to ask some of our clients.

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I guarantee you do. I guarantee it's awful.

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I'll ask them if I do that. Number two on Chelsea's most annoying habits for me, texting and driving. Oh, yeah. She hates when I text and drive.

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And one day I will take your phone and throw it out the window.

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Number three, asking a question, then not listening to her give my answer.

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Every day. Every day. We've all felt that mojo where you ask a question and then we realize 10 seconds into our answer, you didn't want to listen to the answer.

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Sometimes I'll say something totally random just to see if he catches it.

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Wait a second. You do?

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Yes.

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Chelsea, have you ever done that before?

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Well, but I mean like when you ask me a question and I answer you and you don't even listen.

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Yeah, not even paying attention. Number four, calling to talk to her on the phone, then she notices while we're talking that I'm not paying attention because I'm looking at something on my phone. Wait, how can you tell when that happens?

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Because when you're on the phone with you and I'll ask you a question or I'll say something and it's dead quiet, dead quiet, and then you'll say, uh-huh. And then you'll say, uh, and then my response half the time is, I cannot believe you get paid to talk for a living.

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It's not nice.

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I'm grateful, but I can't believe it. Yeah.

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Thank you. And then the last one that she did was soaking dishes in the sink instead of loading them right into the dishwasher.

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No, no, no. Not in the sink. You will take, instead of putting, instead of rinsing off forks or the utensils, you always take a glass cup. I find it every morning in the sink. You take a glass cup and you put the utensils in the glass cup and you soak them for overnight for whatever. And just there's a sponge that you can take and can wipe the utensil off and put it right in the dishwasher.

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By the way, when you're doing that, I almost kind of sense that you're actually making the motion of doing it. Is that what you're doing?

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I am. And then I have all of these glasses that I have to wash and put away and it's just annoying. It's another step for me.

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Mike actually was concurring with me when I said we should do annoying things about our spouse. My most annoying thing about you, Chelsea?

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Nothing.

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No.

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Correct.

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TikTok. That's the most annoying thing. That's either two reasons. Do you guys remember the caller a couple weeks ago that said that when his wife sends him TikToks, it feels like it's homework? Chelsea sends a lot of TikToks to me.

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Because she loves you.

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Number two, she's always on TikTok when she's around me. So she's constantly on TikTok. And in the middle of the night, she'll wake up and just start looking at TikTok.

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And also, if she would listen, she wouldn't have to get on TikTok. She could have a conversation with you, but you don't listen. Correct.

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Wow, these women stick together. All right. I'll talk to you later, Chalice. I'm going to grab some of these listener calls here right now. All right, bye.

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Now, you'll send us a lot of TikToks. So obviously, if she's on even more.

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No, they come from her. No. They're all usually something that she found. Casey, hi. What's the most annoying habit of your spouse?

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So my husband will drink or gulp all of his drinks so loudly, so dramatically. It could be a milkshake. It could be water. Whatever it is, you can hear it from across the room.

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Can you imitate it for us so that we can hear what it sounds like?

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Oh, no. No, I couldn't do that.

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Come on. It reminds me of that scene in Napoleon Dynamite where he grabs the water or Gatorade or something, and he slams it like he hasn't drank anything in years, and it's like...

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That's literally everything he drinks, no matter what, and it's the most annoying, and it always catches him a side eye when he does it.

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Yeah. What's going on, Kayla? Hi.

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Hi. So I actually kind of feel bad texting this in because my boyfriend was so sweet to me this morning. He went and got me McDonald's. Aw. But...

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I don't know.

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Um, he's going to love that I called in and said this actually too, because we're both big fans, but, um, he has these like little, we call them snot rags because he just has these little like tissues or like paper towels always in his pocket or he'll leave them around or like, I would find them like in the bed. I feel bad because like, he's got a runny nose all the time. I get it. Like, but throw them away.

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How old is he? That sounds like an old guy thing to do.

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He's like only 30. I mean it's good that he's using them

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But throw them away Don't make other people touch them

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Megan break up with him She's bringing back McDonald's for her in about a second

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I'm sorry there's not enough McDonald's in the world I have to share I have to share his pet peeve of mine as well Because I don't get it And I kind of want your guys' opinion I might regret this He doesn't like the way I say green beans He says that Like I just say green beans I don't hear

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A little bit of emphasis on the green

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What? Green beans Green beans

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I don't know

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Most people would say green beans You said green beans Oh great, thanks Spike Green beans

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Katie, what is your guys most annoying habit?

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My husband leaves his dirty socks All over the place in my house And it's disgusting

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That's a guy thing to do Yeah, I get that at home I get the, you know

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He'll go downstairs He'll like start working on his Like playing on his computer, he'll leave them down there He'll leave them in the kitchen

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Because like I finally get home, I want to get comfortable On the couch, I take them off and just throw them But maybe one ends up On the coffee table, I don't know

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Oh my god, guys It's just disgusting, like that's not what I want to smell When you first get home, I'm sorry

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thank you katie what's up daniel hi there love you guys first of all first time caller we love you too yeah thank you for listening so my girlfriend's thing is she comes home from work hard day uh love her for it but she'll take her clothes off wherever she is so we've coordinated a hamper drop it in the hamper yet it still ends up always on the floor yeah the utmost

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respect. Is this amazing? A guy

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complaining about this. The only man in the world who says, my girlfriend comes home and I get to see her naked, but she goes on the floor. That's true. Bro, pick him up.

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I figured some guy has to talk for the men who do laundry out there, but respect to all women who take care of the house because that typically is who does it, not the men.

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There you go. JB, what's up? Not much. How y'all doing? Good. Equal opportunity for the guys to complain about the girls.

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i actually don't have very many complaints my wife and i are a routine and she actually came to me with a tiktok she saw and told me i never have to put the toilet seat back down because this tiktok showed her that it's the same amount of effort for her to put the seat down

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as it is for me to lift the seat up no of course no of course no that tiktok was made by a guy yes

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he sounds like a man too she's the one that suggested it to me so i'm like

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all right she's been bamboozled okay because everybody uses it with the seat down all right everybody does even you guys so leave it down the way he started the call too it sounds like

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