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Oh, gosh, this is interesting. Do we have any teachers that are listening to the show right now? Are you listening to the radio show? I want you to listen up here right now because when I saw this story, I thought to myself, oh, my God, this reminds me of a teacher that I had. I guess it doesn't happen nowadays as much as it probably happened when we were younger. But when you were younger, did you ever have a teacher that would ask you to do something for them that if they did it nowadays, they'd probably be fired from their job?

Oh, God. I have to think about this for a second.

Do you want me to give you an example?

Yeah.

Mrs. McGee used to have us give her back rubs in the front of the class.

Well, you've talked about this before. That is so weird.

She was the back rub lady. The reason I bring this up was there's a middle school assistant principal right now that is in trouble because the assistant principal would force the 13-year-old students in the class to massage her feet.

Not her feet.

Yes. Actually, would massage the feet. Her name was Kieva Lark. And she would have the kids who got themselves into trouble come to the office and give her foot massages. She's now being charged with lewd and lascivia. Was it lascivia?

Whoa.

Hold on a second. What word is that?

Keep going. Keep trying.

Hold on.

Use the thesaurus. Highlight it and click thesaurus.

No, no, no, hold on, hold on. Paste and search. Hold on a second. Open a new window. No, no, no. I got it right here. L-A-S.

What? What word is this? These journalists got to relax, bro.

I-O-U-S. All right, here we go. All right, I got it right here.

Lascivious. Lascivious. I've never heard that damn word before.

All right, Lascivious.

Okay.

She would make them do lewd and lascivious conduct. Oh. I don't know if I would consider that lewd

but she probably took her socks off and had them barefoot and spread lotion in the hands

alright Lydia this is what I want to find out because I don't think this happens nowadays but if it does I want to know about it are there any teachers that you remember when you were growing up as a kid that used to have you do something for them that you know nowadays if they did it they'd be completely fired put in jail or never allowed to do that career ever again.

We used to hang out at some of our teachers' houses. Did you? That's crazy. And I know we're like all female teachers, but I feel like even that would be very frowned upon nowadays.

Girl on girl is real. They just had a teacher, I want to say, within the last six months, a male teacher that had, I believe it was only female students, braid and unbraid his hair. This was like a big thing, and I want to say he got fired over this. Oh, yeah. Is that? Yeah, it's like within the last six months. That sounds, yeah.

Braid and unbraid his hair?

Unbraid, like he would sit in a chair and have like three female students around.

on him taking down his braids this assistant principal is getting pedicures it sounded like all right 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number uh stacy hi what's happening hi how are you good what did your teacher make you do so in elementary school we had a music

teacher and she used to have us come into the class first thing and wrap tape around our hands you know, so that the sticky side was out and she would have us pat her, pretty much her body down to get the cat fur off of her.

Oh no. My God.

So did someone should have just bought her a lint roller for Christmas, for God's sakes. Exactly. I know. Back then, I don't know that they had those exactly, but they still have those like weird ones with a red velvet, you know? Yes.

Do you know, like, did you go home and tell your mom that that happened?

You don't know, because we didn't think it was, I guess, wrong or weird.

The funny thing is, I remember massaging my teacher's back. I would go home and tell my dad, and he would say, well, I hope you give her a good massage. She deserves it. She's a nice lady. You know what I mean? Like, there's stuff like that. That's funny. Crazy.

Yeah, I remember we all just really always dreaded going into that class in the morning.

That's unreal. Paige, hi. What would you do for your teacher? Hi.

um so it wasn't exactly doing something for the teacher but we went on spontaneous field trips two blocks down from our school to get starbucks for the teacher oh spontaneous field trips and with the whole class go yeah so and would you take she said we couldn't be late to class or we wouldn't be able to go like it was a benefit for us okay and would she buy you guys anything or

would she just watch her drink no that's amazing just get her own it's like hey guys and you guys

i'm assuming we're walking there right yeah it was yeah it was a big two box all right guys we're

all going for a walk right now and it's funny too because i remember in school back in the day the teachers would go all right grab your coats guys we're just gonna go outside for a little bit i'm like oh my god we're having fun i didn't realize we're running her errands uh what's up

jill how you doing hey so um i'm probably a little bit older than some of your listeners but I do love you guys so much and so I thought I'd call in to tell you that my 5th grade teacher hosted sleepovers so this was a male teacher that we had and he would be put in groups of about 5 girls and about 5 boys and you'd be selected to go over for the sleepover his wife was there too, we'd have hot dogs they'd take us for a ride in his dune buggy and the girls would sleep on the living room floor and the boys would sleep in the basement could you imagine now He'd play his guitar for you, and seriously, we all 100% loved it. Yeah. He was probably one of the most influential people, but I'm a teacher now, and I wouldn't even touch one of my students.

Yeah, it's crazy, that shift. Isn't it funny, though? It's wild, but nothing happened. It was actually something nice that was going on, but it was nothing.

And a core memory for you. But now you look back and get icky.

And we also slept over at the school. We did a kibbutz where the entire class slept at school.

Yes, it's all good until you go in the basement and find 30 years of hidden camera videos of you guys sleeping at his crib.

Wow, I never thought about that.

That's insane.

That's unbelievable. Peyton, hi, how are you?

Good, how are you?

Good, we're talking about things that you did with your teacher that would get him fired nowadays.

Oh, my teacher definitely would have been fired. Fired. He would only call on me With my math teacher in high school He also requested to have me Two years in a row And for my counselor And he would only call on me To answer The math equations like up on the board And then after class He would comment about how thick And nice my body looks

Oh I was wondering why he's only calling on you I'm like going why What's his point He was trying to get you to the front of the class so he could see your thick booty.

Yeah, and then he was like, oh, my son is single. Like, you want to come over? And I was like, what?

What a creep. Bro didn't even have a son. Oh, yeah, no. He was bad.

He was awful. That would be Kevin, by the way, as a teacher. No, I don't do that. You got a nice, thick, juicy booty. You got a nice, thick, juicy booty.

I want to go to Sweetwater and lift me up for school.

Hold on. Cassandra had a teacher that took it one step forward. Salt water. What would your gym teacher do?

We had what was called the spanking machine. So the whole class would line up in two rows for your birthday, and you had to run through and everyone spanked. What are y'all training for? That is messed up.

It was so bad. We're doing that to Kevin for his birthday today. We're all happy. You like it. I'm leaving now. Getting you hooked up to the spanking machine. Kelly, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi there. So my best friend growing up in high school, her uncle actually used to work at our high school, and he was a teacher there, and I was kind of a troubled kid. I knew this uncle for a while, but I ended up moving in with him just as a roommate. He was a cool guy. But his house, I didn't know, was a teacher hangout. So on the weekends, all the teachers would be coming over, and this is like they didn't know how to use YouTube or anything. So I'd be like their DJ playing all their music, and we'd be smoking and drinking and getting high the entire weekend.

You'd be smoking, drinking, getting high, and you would play the music for your teacher.

Yes.

is going on where did where did you go to school what what school is this so this is actually in

canada okay i moved to canada for a while and then i came back to michigan um but yeah it was pretty crazy i didn't expect to be hanging out with all my high school teachers unreal that's

crazy partying with the teachers did you have a classmate named wes do you know that i used to drink with my uh with my uh teachers in high school so did wes but because in canada the

drinking age was different and he was a little bit older and so this was like at the end of high school his i think they called it year 13 which they had at the time and he would go to the bar

and his teachers would be there we had a bar called there was riley's daughter right down the street from our high school and my uh teacher coach used to go hey you guys want to go have a drink and i'm like yeah no problem we'd go have drinks i will say i'm not for teachers having fun

with children. But there was an orchestra teacher we had named Miss Cromer. Yeah. If she had attached to me on my thigh, I would have

loved her. You've talked about

her before, haven't you?

My hot teacher was Miss Garvey. Your hot teacher was still at the school, wasn't he, when you first

started on the show? I want to say he's a principal at another school now. Wow.

The hot principal now. Hold on a second. Marie, what did your teacher do back when you were in school that would get him fired nowadays?

Yes, so in middle school, our male gym teacher's office was in the girls' locker room.

That doesn't seem right. Yeah, that doesn't seem right.

We all thought it was a little weird.

Could he see you in the showers and things?

He would make us take a shower, but he would stay in his office. Oh, don't buy that.

That's a little shady.

Where the cameras were.

Hold on, Christy has something similar to that. Christy, what did your gym teacher do?

she used to make us come out of the shower and make sure that we had water all over us and that

we actually showered in front of her oh my god wait do you know if was she uh was she straight

or what was she um afterwards we found out that she left her husband and she um came out oh the towel hung in a separate area and we had to walk out and what dog is anybody hearing nobody thought that that was strange what's going on oh we talk about it nowadays that like our class reunions

and stuff yeah it's crazy oh my god this is like unbelievable i literally i've got a million calls that are on here right now that are almost similar to those calls this is insanity all right well

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