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mother's day to the moms happy mother's day shannon happy mother's day to my wife i told

her she gets a redo on june the 13th or whatever whatever father's day date is i'm doing making it a mother's day again because she really didn't have a mother's day except for all the boys came in town i saw that picture joe joe came up from florida jacob drove in off 94 from chicago um it was so much fun oh here's here's something for you uh don't give me another thing i don't need another thing zach's coming in here give me i got too much i don't have enough hands zach so we um we had all the boys in town and it reminded me so much of when just before joe went away to college and the whole family was whole and um everybody was there it was morning time you know waking people up by screaming hey luke get down here like we're all trying to figure out breakfast uh you know dinner time what do you guys want for you know for dinner you know or dinner's here like screaming down you know do you guys have that system in your house yeah yeah i always wanted an intercom system like my my friend uh teresa smith had a intercom system in her house teresa was rich teresa had it was the cool and it played music in the house and Stuff like that if you're out of the whole house. But you can go in there and go, Teresa, can you get down here right now? You know, stuff like that.

I just yell. I know. Many times before anybody hears me.

Oh, it's the best. We had the yelling in our house when I was a kid. And my dad also had an amazing whistle. He would whistle. And every neighbor had a whistle to their family that dinner was coming. And everybody knew each other's whistle. Like, you'd hear a whistle and go, oh, Smetanas, it's time to go home. You know? Or Krasnowski's. Yeah, exactly. Whoa, Kev. My dad, my dad's was, my dad's was like, it was like two little things. And that meant Carballo's home.

I wish I could do that. I can't do that, but that would help.

In our house, we just yell. So we would scream and we couldn't get ahold of one of our kids. And this was actually pretty funny. So Saturday, Chelsea went golfing with the boys, just the four of them. They had a great time. They drank a ton of transfusions, which if you've never had a transfusion before, it's like a uh purple drink that i think uh barstool's dave portnoy came up with um it's got a lot of

vodka in it and i guess and it's funny because i think that grape juice vodka ginger ale and a

splash of lime wait that sounds really good and i think i think if i'm not mistaken the all tequila version of that is called a transgendered i don't know if that's the case but i think it's a transfusion to a transgender but so so they drank a ton one of my kids drank too much we ordered sushi samurai uh-huh chelice went and got the food which i felt bad that on mother's day she had to go get her own food yeah

But I can't drive. And so we had the food there, and we're screaming to one of them, you know, come down, come down. They're not answering. Like, no answer at all. So Chelsea goes upstairs, walks into the room, and he is naked, laying out, passed out.

Wait, why naked? The transgenders.

It makes you take your clothes off.

Oh, my God.

My kid sleeps naked, I guess.

but like kind of weird at this point for a mom to see her adult son butt ass me guess

thank god I think it was front down ass up front down like the song says but it was the one and only Jacob oh my god

I would never guess it was Jacob

she starts cracking up laughing she comes down and goes is Jake coming down and she says uh she starts laughing she's got tears coming on her eyes and she goes he's passed out naked he doesn't even have socks on like he's like and he wasn't responding and she wasn't gonna stay there and like push him or anything like that oh my gosh that is a great story wait till your wait till your uh smith is a 20 year old in this because at that point right there even though you birthed him and you know what his privates all look like i don't want to

You don't want to see him.

You don't want to see him at all. Josiah on that vibe, no. Who sleeps naked? He sleeps naked?

Josiah, yeah. You can't. Really? I saw his ass Saturday.

Really? Yeah.

Josiah don't like dross.

Really?

He doesn't like dross at all. So he sleeps totally naked. No, he'll have a t-shirt on, but you better not pull those covers back. You'll see something you didn't plan on. Okay.

Are there any listeners that are listening to us right now that sleep naked? Where are our naked sleepers?

Sometimes I do. Really? If we don't have any kids, sometimes I will sleep naked. Yeah, it's just like airing everything out. I don't know. It feels very freeing.

Would you ever, if you stayed at night at your mom's house or your dad's house, would you ever go back in your old room and sleep naked?

Never, ever, ever, no.

I got to at least have drawers on. If you stayed at your mom's house, would you let Josiah sleep naked in there? Josiah's going to do what he want to do. Oh, really?

Yeah, especially when he comes back.

Well, Grandma's not going to say anything either, right?

She's going to help him take him off. Whatever you want, Josiah.

I'm not a naked sleeper. I have like even now, like with the way that I've been, I've had to not be able to put underwear on. And like today I put underwear on because I'm coming to work. Thank you. But I but it's tough to like get clothes on because you're only working with one arm. And honestly, I will tell you this, that my fear is not having enough clothes on. Like Chelsea's like, why don't you just sleep naked? I'm like, there's no way this house starts on fire.

Yeah, you're running out.

West Bloomfield Fire Department. Those guys are going to be like, what the hell is happening in this house?

Okay, wait. This morning, did Chelsea get up and hold the underwear like on the floor? She did. That's what I got like a little kid. That's what I have to do still sometimes with Smith. She's just all over the place.

I tried to do it myself and I was going to do it. And she goes, if you fall and have to get like, she's like, like, she does not want me to re-injure this thing. She doesn't want to go through this thing again. Because it's three weeks of this sling. So now I'm into week two, which is good. And then it's six months of physical therapy when you have this shoulder surgery thing.

But this sling is like, it's not just a sling that you can move around. It is strapped across the center of you, but you can't move it at all.

I can't move my arm out or up. If I do that, I'll tear where there's anchors in there. So they basically had to anchor my tendons down to me.

That sucks, bro.

But he said he got a good anchoring, which was nice. So thank you to Dr. Beatty Ashish Beatty What's going on Nikki, you there?

Yeah, hey, how y'all doing?

Are you a naked sleeper?

I sleep in my underwear Everything else is off But I have this fear of spiders going places They shouldn't be going while I'm sleeping

But you're not leaving them much choice now I mean, you got no clothes on I would think you'd want more clothes on

No, I have my underwear on

I know, but I'm saying, in that case, I'd wear, like, three layers if I was worried about spiders going up my hoo-ha, you know?

I think the one layer should be good enough. Really?

Vagina.

They're not, like, radioactive spiders or anything.

Oh, look, if I can get bit and turn into Spider-Man, bring it on.

Why do you think that a spider's going to go in your vagina? I don't know because they're always in dark warm places

I've never thought about that

but I have a feeling today when I go to bed I'm going to have bad dreams of spiders in my vagina

do you ever get do you ever get itchy down there

and worry that maybe one has already gotten in?

No, no, because I keep the barrier up at all times. I like it.

The garage door is always up. What's going on? How you doing, Justin?

First time long time.

Hey, by the way, it's Dustin on the phone.

What's happening? All right. It's belated, but anyway, I only sleep naked. Okay. When I'm with somebody I'm baking cookies with. I got to remember it's 6-0.

Okay.

Otherwise, I'm usually in boxer briefs or shorts. But if I'm with a partner, yeah, I don't wear anything. There's nothing.

So you're never wearing anything at all if you're with a partner, even if it's a first time? No. Really? Never. Yeah, this is post-cookies, right? post pretty really so so if you just meet somebody you're actually naked in bed they know what's going on they know that you're inviting them into your fortress i mean come

on now if we're in my room by that point we know that is true yeah that is true hey have you ever

had a spider in your vagina?

No, nor in any of my other.

Make sure that the girls that you're with keep at least something on, because now that last call has got me thinking about spiders in the vagina.

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