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Naughty Moms: Last Qualifiers
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Naughty Moms: Last Qualifiers

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May 12, 2023 | 00:04:59 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:14 | Speaker 1:

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00:00:16 - 00:00:18 | Speaker 4:

It's time for more Mojo.

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Back to Mojo in the morning.

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Mojo in the morning. So we call it Naughty Moms Night Out. And the funny thing is, there are so many people that in the beginning, when we started talking about Naughty Moms Night Out, they were like, well, I'm not really that naughty, but can I still come? And I'm like, wait a second. Naughty is not what you think naughty is. Naughty is not always something sexual, right? Am I right in saying that?

00:00:51 - 00:00:54 | Speaker 4:

You are right. You are right. That's where our brains go.

00:00:54 - 00:01:00 | Speaker 2:

Naughty goes to that. But naughty could be something, like, you ever call your kid naughty? You know what I mean? Like, you ever have that happen to you?

00:01:00 - 00:01:03 | Speaker 4:

It's just bad behavior in general. Exactly.

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So, we got some last-minute Naughty Moms Night Out tickets. And you came up with an idea of how we should give these away to the truly naughty moms.

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We want to hear your naughty mom stories. Tell us about that moment when you feel like you probably should have gotten a timeout for your behavior.

00:01:24 - 00:01:46 | Speaker 2:

And it's stories of things that you've done While you've been a mom I think that's the best When you become a mom And I don't know if there's something to this You'll have to explain this When you become a mom You think that you become a little bit more adult You think that you become more responsible Because you've growthed the baby inside of you

00:01:46 - 00:01:59 | Speaker 4:

You've growthed? Yeah Look at the books I'm telling you I grow two babies inside of me, Megan. And to be fair, he's had like six really big words this week. I know.

00:01:59 - 00:02:40 | Speaker 2:

Come on, thank you. I know. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What is your naughty mom story? And then what we'll do is, got a couple of more tickets that we could give away, and we'll pick a couple from the best stories of the moms that want to call themselves out for being naughty. We'll grab that coming up here in a second. Good to have you here. Ed Sheeran tickets coming up at the bottom of the hour at 730. So be listening for that. All right, let's do this. Naughty mom's night out. Rhonda, let's hear your naughty mom story.

00:02:41 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 3:

My daughter was two years old and she was watching the wiggles in the living room. she fell asleep on the floor and i decided to sneak away for a second for some mommy time with my hitachi but she woke up she woke up and she like tried to pull herself up on the table and she injured like the table toppled over on her head and she was like no no like i had to take her to the hospital so i'm like jeez and she like knocked it was enormous she's tiny so i was I was like, oh, God. I was like, what happened? I'm like, oh, wow.

00:03:14 - 00:03:15 | Speaker 4:

Did you have to make up a story?

00:03:16 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's right. By the way, when you said you tried to get some mommy time with your, what did you call it?

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A Hitachi. It's something every woman needs.

00:03:24 - 00:03:27 | Speaker 2:

A Hitachi. It's not Googling that right now.

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Of course, the guys are Googling.

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I'm afraid to Google it, though. I'm afraid what will come up.

00:03:31 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 3:

I mean, seriously, it looks like a power tool, and it's kind of, like, off-putting.

00:03:36 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 2:

This giant construction digger machine popped up. I don't think that's it. No, it's called the Hitachi Magic Wand. Yeah, it's a magic wand. Wow. Okay, hold on one second. Hold on. We said it didn't have to be sexual, but, man, we got that one. What's up, Bailey? Are you there?

00:03:55 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, I'm here.

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Hi, Bailey. We're talking about the naughty mom stories.

00:03:59 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 5:

Yes. When my son was about three years old, I was cooking dinner, And I made a little raw ground beef shaker and made him think that I had cut it off for some dinner.

00:04:15 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 6:

Oh, that is so mean.

00:04:18 - 00:04:22 | Speaker 4:

That's really funny. That's therapy inducing.

00:04:25 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 2:

You know what, though? I think I like both of you guys so much. I think both of you guys got to come to our party, don't you think? Don't you think that these both guys are great? Oh, yeah, for sure. Winners. Congratulations to both of you guys. be there tonight hold on a second so ronda uh and bailey you guys are both going to be at our naughty mom's night out yay thank you so much all right and uh if you still want to stay at the daxton you can actually go to daxton hotel.com and check out uh the great rooms that they have to offer uh discount until the end of the show today if you use the promo code

00:05:00 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 3:

Mojo and Rhonda, if you do get a hotel room, you can bring your Hitachi magic wand if you'd like to. Thank God. Looks like a lightsaber. It's amazing. Can you imagine she's checking in and she can't keep that in the suitcase?

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