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Hello, my love. I'm Ryan Weiss. And for the past 15 years, I've been an emotional intelligence coach and a spiritual guide. And I'm sharing with you my new podcast, Waking Up With Ryan. Waking Up With Ryan is a daily audio video podcast here to help you connect with yourself before the noise of the day takes over. So let's start our days together with a moment of calm that's just for you. Listen to Waking Up With Ryan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Like, I've never seen my mother smoke. Cigarettes, Black and Miles, weed, never seen her smoke anything. But last night when I got home from the Pistons game, she was sitting on the couch. And it's not like I brought this up. She's been watching that Mayor of Easttown show. So I don't know if, like, what she's watching is starting to get into her brain.

Is that the Kate Winslet one?

No, no, no. This is Jeremy Renner. Oh, that's right. It's the show I keep talking about. Mayor of Kingstown. It's incredible. Oh, Kingstown. I just heard of Easttown. Yeah, it's incredible. um and there's some drug paraphernalia in the show so i'm thinking maybe that's got her wheels turning but she was asking about taking edibles and then she was asking if i would take her take one with her like she would be down for that i'm like nah now my sister and i used to joke that my mom needed to calm down and maybe if she hit the blunt one once or twice like that would just chill her out and she was always you know heisman pose like no this is not for me so hearing her her actually contemplate this i didn't feel like she was joking i was like wow should i indulge i'm not gonna do it but i don't know if i want to see my mama high at this point in her life

oh i would love to see my parents high i wish that they would have been high my dad would have been great you know it it's interesting i never knew if my parents ever did uh any kind of my dad drank and my mom drank, but I don't know if they ever did any kind of drugs, but to be able to see your mom high, Kev, that would be glorious.

What if she has a bad trip or something? What if she start freaking out? And then you feel responsible. I want to go to the hospital.

I don't want to be involved in that. Your mom already is a great talker. She's very entertaining when she talks. She's like you. She's got the verbal game down. I just think she would be priceless. i gotta film the whole thing stream it oh my god i think there's got to be some listeners of ours that have gotten their parents complete or grandparents completely stoned and then videotaped on tiktok or something uh where are where are the uh the stoners of the mojo in the morning show uh any of you guys ever get your parents we need to get mojo in the morning misfit

pot smoking granny on we haven't talked to her oh that's right ages and she'd be the perfect

person to talk to cab we could have her granny we could have pot smoking granny hang out with

your mom i don't know my mom is ready for that yeah something should just be ideas

and not execute with your kids i don't i so zach it's funny that you say this when i

started seeing my son joe high which he's high 99.9 percent of the time now but we went to vegas to the iheart festival shannon knows this oh i remember this and he and chad got like like totally like fall on their freaking face stoned and it was so disconcerting for me to see it that it made me not interested in weed i don't know what it was because you know your whole life you spend telling your kids don't do drugs don't drink you know listen to your authority you know uh follow directions all this stuff and i one fell swoop i look at him and he looks like a big doofus you know but i don't know but zach i'm going to tell you this that if you're going to get stoned with anybody get stoned with joe because he's got good crap but we'll tell him to come on over he does um i chelsea chelsea stoned is interesting because she don't she only does it to fall asleep but she just she smiles and gets very happy i hallucinate when i get stoned see and that's not what i'm trying to be a part of oh that sounds not what are you hallucinating like what do you see what are you seeing that's a good question i it's it's like i i see i'm like I think I even have the drop in there under double rainbow. I'm the double rainbow. Oh, look at that. Double rainbow. I just start seeing things. And it's usually only if I'm taking a very... Yeah, that's me. It's only if I take a little bit of it. Do you remember how I was when I took Zins for the first time? You couldn't feel your feet? Yeah. I didn't realize, by the way, I didn't realize until we talked about it on the air that there were lighter versions of Zins.

Yeah.

Oh, there's different, like, potencies?

Yeah. Yeah. Like, 2%, 5% of nickels. What did you have? Oh. We went to 6. Oh, you went straight for it. Yeah. That's crazy. Hold on. Wendy, you there, Wendy? Yep. I'm here. Who do you guys get stoned?

My mother-in-law, my husband's mom, she's 83. and whenever we go visit her we always give her gummies or we get her stoned or whatever and it's hilarious, it's a lot of fun you are high as a f***ing kite

what do you mean hilarious, what does she do?

she's just funny she'll start dancing she yodels she yodels yeah, she is the best yodeler I've ever heard in my life

that's so random

what's her name? Yeah, but her name's Sally.

Sally.

Sally the stoner. Sally the stoner. And so I got her to quit smoking cigarettes, and I told her to just smoke vapes. And she started smoking vapes, and then we got her off the nicotine. So now she's just smoking non-nicotine vapes. And she's got it in her hand all the time. It's so funny. It's super true.

Oh, she's having the best time. She deserves it. She's 83 years old. She's lived a good, long life. Brianna, you accidentally got your dad stoned?

Yes, me and my sister accidentally gave him edibles. It was Thanksgiving dinner, and we were trying to be funny, and we had some edible dummies, but we labeled it like sugar-free, gluten-free, whatever edibles, thinking nobody would eat them. They were like little gummy bears. My dad thought they were just regular gummy bears, and he ate the whole bag of them. Oh, God. And my dad does not do drugs whatsoever. It's just quite entertaining. Nobody had leftovers. He ate everything. He was so out of it. It was hilarious.

He never told him. What's dad's name?

His name is Gerald.

Oh, geez. And they get him hanging out with Sally.

Yeah, exactly, right?

That's funny. We should do, by the way, this as a party sometime. We should do a senior stone day. Oh, that'd be fire. I wish that we could get the FCC to allow us to have advertisers be from, you know, we would make so much money. Can you imagine? That's all you hear. Yeah, every commercial right now we run are either, you know, Kamala commercials or betting app commercials. They'd be all weed commercials. Once they figure out how to get their cut, they'll allow it.

You guys, these calls are hysterical.

Debbie, what's up, Debbie?

so i'm the senior and i got my whole family high on weed brownies by mistake i took them to the football game and i got my son his wife his mother-in-law my granddaughter and her best friend always sit on weed brownies at the football game

Amen. Before I went to the football game, I went to my other son's house and dropped off six brownies for him, his girl, and the four little rascals. And when we got to the football game, I gave everybody their brownie, and my son smashed a second brownie. My granddaughter and her friend ate one-and-a-half brownies. And then I said, you better leave that last one for my grandson, on tip that's playing football and my son said screw him and ate the third brownie oh my goodness at halftime at halftime i went to the concession stand and came back to the shit show oh you can't

say that you can't say that she said spit show me and says mom i think you screwed up on the

brownies i said there's no way i go up to the stands and my daughter-in-law is ready to bust the guy her mom is laughing i'm like oh no so i have to call my other son that i left the brownies behind for and said don't eat the brownies and they didn't call they wouldn't answer the phone so i text them and his girl said calls me right away she goes why and i go everybody's messed up over here i think i screwed up and she said no i just me and my other girl just ate one 10 minutes To go, oh, yeah, everybody, everybody.

Oh, my gosh.

We had three cars at the football game I had to drive.

By the way, Kev, this is who you want smoking with your mom every time. I don't think so. Listen, Steve, are you there, Steve? Hey, what's up? What did your mom do?

So I was, like, 15, and she went into my room for something. And she must have thought this Ziploc bag was my grandma's family famous brownie. And I was off at school and I come home from football practice and she is so red eyed on the couch with a bunch of snacks, hysterically cry laughing at the real house. best day ever she knew like what it was by the time i got home but she was laughing and crying so hard she said uh we're not going to talk about this right now but we'll we'll talk about it later

oh that's the best that's the best mom is completely fried on the couch

yeah yeah it was uh it was awesome because she don't she well now she does she she loves me now but she didn't like me like 10 years ago she didn't like now she's high it's funny your mom

didn't like you until she started getting high oh that that's a great one all right well cav's got to go over and he's got to get his mom some and this will make mom feel good she'll sleep

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Hello, my love. I'm Ryan Weiss. And for the past 15 years, I've been an emotional intelligence coach and a spiritual guide. And I'm sharing with you my new podcast, Waking Up With Ryan. Waking Up With Ryan is a daily audio video podcast here to help you connect with yourself before the noise of the day takes over. So let's start our days together with a moment of calm that's just for you. Listen to Waking Up With Ryan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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