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Never Ending Holding the Door
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Never Ending Holding the Door

from Mojo In The Morning

December 13, 2022 | 00:07:46 | Leisure

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listening to the show on the iHeartRadio app, don't stop the stream. Make sure that you keep us there, okay? Because you don't have to, like, stop and make a phone call into us. You can text us at 95500. We'll get that, and we may even call you up just to say hi to you. So yesterday I was at the mall. I had to run over to 12 Oaks Mall just down the street, and I needed to pick up something. I was trying to find a sweater for our holiday sweater party tomorrow. I don't want a goofy sweater. I wanted something that was like a nice sweater, something nice to wear. And I feel like I've worn all my sweaters out to a point where they now are pilling. They've got so much little bad action from wear and tear on them. And so I went to the mall to go look for what they had available. And when I was walking into Nordstrom's, I became that guy. And I'm going to describe this to you, and I want you guys to tell me at what point can I stop? It was, like, never-ending. I held the door open for these two nice little old ladies, okay? They were walking into the mall. They looked like they were going to go and they were going to have, like, I don't know, a play date or something.

00:03:45 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 2:

A play date.

00:03:46 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Old people have play dates together. Yeah.

00:03:48 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 2:

All right. At the play set in the center of the mall. Maybe. Yes. They're going to crawl all over the frogs. Maybe something like that. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

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So I held it. And they were like, oh, my. And they gave me like the whole like thing like, thank you so much. That's so kind of you. I'm like, oh, great. No problem. Then I saw a lady coming up with her stroller and she was walking with her child. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going to wait here for a second. I'm going to hold it for her.

00:04:09 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 2:

Oh, thank you. That's so nice. As a mom who had a stroller, nobody ever held the door for the mom with the stroller.

00:04:14 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 3:

Then out of nowhere comes this guy walking in. Okay, so I'm like, all right, I can't stop, and you got to hold it for him. Then comes another person. Then comes another person, another person, another person. Yep. And then it got to a point where I was holding the door open. And I'm not kidding you when I say this to you. At least 15 people must have gone through the door during the time that I was holding the door open for them. And I'm finally at a point going, I think I've been standing here for, like, the last, you know, 35 minutes of my life holding the door open. I'm, like, now the doorman of this place. So I'm like, all right, enough is enough. I'm done. But then I see at least 20 feet or so away in the parking lot, somebody's running. Running up because they want me to hold the door for them. All right? Mike, I swear to you, they were running because they saw a guy holding the door open. I'm going to get this guy to hold the door open for me.

00:05:06 - 00:05:11 | Speaker 6:

Well, because they thought that you were holding the door open waiting for them. Okay, maybe. So they wanted to hurry.

00:05:12 - 00:05:18 | Speaker 2:

I would rather they do that, though, than still walk slow expecting you to hold it, though. I'd rather they hustle a little bit.

00:05:19 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 3:

It was at a point when I'm like, when the hell do I get to walk through this door? Why am I the person that's holding the door open?

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Your mom would be so proud of you. She taught you well.

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You know where to hit me hard. God rest her soul. I love you, Mom. I'd hold the door for you. And she would be very proud of that. I was not a Boy Scout because I couldn't fit into the clothes. Stop. What's the maximum amount of people that you have to hold the door for? If you're holding the door, and there is nothing worse than when you go to a mall, when you go to wherever, and there's so many people that are just standing there, it makes me wish that they had those turning doors. What are those things called?

00:05:59 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 6:

Like the revolving doors?

00:06:00 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 3:

The revolving doors, you know what I mean? Like it made me go, geez. I like when I go to like Chicago or something, you know, in a big city and they have those things.

00:06:08 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. I heard one guy do say this recently when I was at the mall. I think he was you for a while and he got sick of it. So after I passed through, I was with Smith at the time, I heard him say to somebody behind me, tag, you're it. Oh, that's good.

00:06:23 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 3:

I like that.

00:06:23 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 6:

It was somebody else's turn. He must have had, he must have been there for a while.

00:06:27 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. To me, it was at one point, like the two old ladies, the lady in the stroller, that was enough. I did my good duties, my due diligence for the day. Then everybody else is like coming out of nowhere. And it was, first off, it's early in the week. How are people out this much at a mall? Like, where are you guys? Why are you guys not working? Where are you supposed to be? Misfit Nicole, I haven't talked to you in forever. God love you. Nicole, what should I have done, Nicole? I need to have missed it, Nicole's attitude.

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Why?

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Because I'm a meaner?

00:07:07 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, you would have closed the door in their face. You would have held the door closed and locked it.

00:07:12 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 4:

That is not true. Listen, first of all, I have two questions. Well, let me have one question. You should have stopped when it was a man. Like, you're a man. Like, you don't have to hold the door for the man. Like, once a man came up. Interesting. All right. You should let it go Or how old was that kid walking with the mom With the stroller

00:07:32 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 3:

Oh no, it was a little child It was a little kid

00:07:34 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 4:

Oh, okay See, if they ate it up I hit them with the auntie move Like, hey, hold this door for your mama And then you keep it

00:07:41 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 3:

I gotta try that See that? I told you, Nicole I wish I had your attitude I love you, Nicole

00:07:47 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 5:

Love you, bye

00:07:49 - 00:07:50 | Speaker 3:

Bye What's up, Bill? How you doing?

00:07:51 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 5:

Good, Mojo How you doing?

00:07:52 - 00:07:56 | Speaker 3:

Good What's the etiquette on this one? How many people do I have to hold the door for?

00:07:56 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 5:

Well, you know, it really depends on if you are holding the door at a restaurant where people are going to be seated before you.

00:08:02 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that's a good point. You know what the etiquette on that is? That you get to put your name in before them because you were out there holding the door. And if they don't let you, then— Oh, is that the way it works? Well, no. That's what I would do.

00:08:15 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 5:

It should work that way. Yeah. You're right. It should work that way.

00:08:19 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. What do you think about what Nicole just said, Misfit Nicole said, that you don't have to hold the door for a guy?

00:08:25 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 5:

It's kind of rude.

00:08:26 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 6:

Well, I think that's when you can pass it on then. Then it's his turn.

00:08:31 - 00:08:31 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

00:08:31 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 6:

I think that's totally fair.

00:08:32 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 3:

That's when you do the tag you're it part?

00:08:34 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 6:

Tag you're it. Okay.

00:08:36 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

00:08:37 - 00:08:39 | Speaker 5:

Only if you've been holding it for a long time. Yeah.

00:08:40 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 3:

Ray, what is your advice?

00:08:43 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, I was saying you can't make eye contact. Would you make eye contact?

00:08:47 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 6:

Yep, it's over. You are so right.

00:08:50 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 3:

You got to keep your head down, right, when you're standing there?

00:08:54 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 5:

Definitely, definitely. Maybe I meet each other, and that's it. You're on it.

00:08:58 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 3:

You're done. Yeah. Yeah.

00:08:59 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 5:

You guys have a good morning.

00:09:00 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 3:

Thanks, man. I appreciate it. I liked what KP said earlier this morning off the air when she was talking about how sometimes there are those douchebag guys. And what do they do, KP, when you're walking in the mall?

00:09:11 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 1:

They pretend like you're not behind them, and they go so small. They crack the door open and squeeze through it just so they don't have to hold it for you.

00:09:19 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 3:

That's amazing. I can't believe that there are guys that wouldn't hold the door open for you. That's unbelievable.

00:09:24 - 00:09:25 | Speaker 1:

You know what?

00:09:25 - 00:09:46 | Speaker 3:

me either that's like the the meanest thing ever um i've had it before where the the electric door like you ever see that where like they have the handicap thing where you push the thing and it's starting to close and it's starting to close and stuff like that and people will like run in really fast in front of you it's like i push the button don't you be daring doing that it's like a game

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