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New Pet at Spike's House?
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New Pet at Spike's House?

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March 14, 2023 | 00:08:15 | Leisure

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00:02:03 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 6:

It's Mojo in the morning show. Spike's girlfriend wants to get a pet that if I had it in my house, I'd stand on the couch the whole time. I would never, I'd be the guy standing on a chair the whole time freaking out. What kind of pet does she want?

00:02:19 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 5:

Well, let me just say before this weekend, we've had a lot of dog conversations. We've been in full dog mode, talking about getting a pup maybe before the end of this year. But we're trying to go back, take our time searching because we'd like to get a rescue, but I have allergies to deal with. So we're trying to figure out if we can. So maybe we're talking about fostering. So I've been talking about it. My daughters are obviously all on board. They want a dog too. until this weekend when meg and i and my daughter nicole all visited the rectarium in utica which is a place where you can go see animals up close and even handle a few and like it says in the name they're mostly reptiles and mostly snakes so now she really wants a snake to the point where she's been googling for a few days she's been talking about it and uh she's obsessed with getting a pet snake do we really need a snake i don't think we really need a snake in the house i was watching

00:03:21 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 7:

this go down on your instagram and on on meg's instagram your girlfriend's instagram as well and i was like every every video nope nope she had the snake wrapped around her neck there was a was there a snake with two heads yes or did i see that okay yes ben and jerry is his name no No, no, no. Ben and Jerry is his name.

00:03:40 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 5:

All I know is I should have taken the girls to the Morley Sanders Chocolate Factory tour instead. And then they could bring home chocolate and we'd all be happy. But no, now everybody wants a snake.

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We've got to clear the snakes on the cockpit.

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Yeah, yeah, clear the snakes on the cockpit.

00:03:57 - 00:04:03 | Speaker 1:

Enough is enough. I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday play.

00:04:04 - 00:04:06 | Speaker 5:

I never heard the edited version.

00:04:06 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 7:

that's the tv version i've never seen that movie do i need to see that movie yes monday to friday

00:04:12 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 5:

is going to be my new yeah uh so my younger daughter nicole she's 19 she's always wanted a snake or some kind of exotic pet but i've always been able to push her off as like are you you're going to take care of it every day i don't want to be the one feeding it and cleaning the cage and and you know i would you know we travel a lot so who's going to take it we have to worry about people feeding it and what if the power goes out well now megan's totally on board and wants one so i can't really like how do i i can't like you push her off like i could push off nicole

00:04:43 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 6:

you can you can say that you're allergic to it i'm allergic to this snake come up with some kind

00:04:47 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

of allergy thing i mean she's an adult she can get her own snake if she wants but it's still in my house our i'm sorry our house oh yeah you're gonna get yourself into trouble you'd be buying two snakes, buddy. I'm trying to be possessive.

00:05:00 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 2:

Because I don't want a snake. I always wanted a snake. I think every boy did growing up. But now, I always wanted a snake. But now that I have to take care of it, I don't want a snake.

00:05:10 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 1:

Did you ever think that dating again, going out there and being in another relationship, that you would ever have to fight over a pet all over again? Because remember, you had to fight for wanting a dog. And look what happened. You did not want a dog. No, no, no.

00:05:26 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 2:

I wanted a dog. I didn't want a dog at that time. Yes. Because I knew.

00:05:30 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 1:

And you love Dublin.

00:05:31 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 2:

I love Dublin. But I also knew, guess who's going to have to take the dog out in the 20 below snow when the dog has to pee at 3 in the morning.

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And did it turn out that way?

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Yes.

00:05:42 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 1:

You had to take care of the dog?

00:05:43 - 00:05:49 | Speaker 2:

The kids who lobbied for the dog for two years never walk the dog, never clean up after the dog. You have to go walk.

00:05:49 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 1:

You don't have to walk a snake. Snakes you don't have to do much with.

00:05:52 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 7:

You have to look for them in your house if they get out of their cage.

00:05:58 - 00:05:59 | Speaker 2:

You got to feed them a mouse every week.

00:06:00 - 00:06:05 | Speaker 1:

This is a very phallic thing, too, by the way. This is good. This can get you more sex, even more sex than you say you're already getting.

00:06:05 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 2:

I could immediately go to phallic. It doesn't matter what we're talking about.

00:06:09 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 1:

People who own snakes that are snakes people, they say that are very sexual. I get lots of sex.

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I don't need a snake to get sex.

00:06:18 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 1:

What's going on, Jocelyn? That eventually will wear off, by the way. Once you go into a relationship longer.

00:06:24 - 00:06:27 | Speaker 2:

Everybody wants to look at a snake for a few months.

00:06:28 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 1:

Jocelyn, what are your thoughts? jocelyn is your name jocelyn i guess she lost she lost her snake she said snakes are amazing you should get one oh well i'm taking it she has a snake what's up keith hey uh spike you should get

00:06:45 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 2:

a tortoise it's a tortoise i can't think of a more boring animal to get you think you would

00:06:53 - 00:07:07 | Speaker 4:

think it's a boring animal or oh but i'm telling you it's totally not it's like a kid it'll it things that shell up against the cage trying to let itself out and then you can schedule your vacations around its hibernation time you can actually tell it when to hibernate and it'll

00:07:07 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 2:

hibernate for like two months oh that sounds a lot of fun let me let me get something in the house that stinks but doesn't do anything except sleep caitlin what's up hi there hey what do you

00:07:18 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 6:

think about this spike's gonna get a pet snake all right well we have uh three daughters we have two pit bulls a bearded dragon and not long ago i decided that i wanted another i wanted a snake and my husband said no no no so i said okay i'm gonna get another puppy so he said no i just brought the puppy home anyways and then after you know the potty training stage he said next time

00:07:41 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 2:

just get a snake she tried to get her son on board and yesterday she was telling her son what do you think showing him pictures what if we got a pet snake and he was like it's not that interesting

00:07:52 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 6:

But then my husband's like Well you know what you can put the snake in a cage You can't put the puppy in a cage

00:07:59 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 2:

Yeah Caitlin let me ask you about the Mixed household here you got a Puppy and snakes I'm worried That like if we got a dog The dog if they don't get along or someday There's an accident and the dog gets to the snake Or something

00:08:14 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 6:

That's where our bearded dragon stays in his tank And then when the puppies come out We put him away because With three pit bulls Though they're amazing dogs I don't always know how that would work

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Spike

00:08:28 - 00:08:30 | Speaker 1:

It's going to be a zoo over at that house

00:08:30 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 2:

You know there's not going to be a lot of room And guess who's going to have to leave Me I'm going to be kicked out

00:08:36 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 1:

Taylor what do you think

00:08:37 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 7:

I have six snakes And I think you should absolutely get one

00:08:42 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 2:

Did you have five snakes And then you thought you know what I need one more snake

00:08:46 - 00:08:57 | Speaker 7:

That's kind of how it works And my mom always says It's like, don't bring something else home, but they're so small, and you can hide them. So, you know, they multiply, and she doesn't even know.

00:08:57 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 1:

Wow. See, that's like tattoos. You become addicted to it. You always want to keep on getting it.

00:09:02 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, totally, and that's why I said I will buy an annual pass to the Reptarium. It's an awesome place. You can go visit all the snakes all the time.

00:09:09 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 1:

Sarah, what do you think? Should Spike get a pet snake?

00:09:13 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 5:

Absolutely not. I have a friend whose boa constrictor basically crawled into her bed. She found it lying next to her in the morning, and she was told it was sizing her up to eat her.

00:09:25 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 7:

No. My whole body just went numb. Oh, my God, no.

00:09:28 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 2:

No. It wasn't sizing her up. They like to get to warm spaces. It was probably toward it. Oh, my God.

00:09:34 - 00:09:39 | Speaker 5:

It was lined up next to her body lengthwise, completely lengthwise lying next to her.

00:09:39 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah, that was going to go. Could you imagine?

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Holy crap.

00:09:43 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 1:

Could you imagine if this is the case? Maybe this is, I don't know, is this Meg trying to get you out of her life? She's trying to get...

00:09:51 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 6:

That's the wife's insurance. I know. That's the wife's insurance.

00:09:55 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

You'll soak those pans now, huh? I like snakes. I really like snakes. I just...

00:10:00 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 1:

I don't want to take care of one. I don't want it in the house because I know even though she's saying it's going to be her pet and she'll take care of it, guess what? You're the one that always has to do it, right? Spike, do we need to call the whambulance? Yes. It's better than an ambulance for getting eaten by a python. Hey, guys. It is Ryan. For years, Chum has been setting the bar for online social casino fun, and it just keeps getting better. With new games released every week and daily bonuses to collect, the fun never stops. So claim your welcome bonus now at chumbacasino.com. No purchase necessary. BGW group. Voidware prohibited by law. See terms and conditions. 21 plus.

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