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mojo on the morning show so uh spike this weekend we stayed in west michigan at the city flats which by the way thank you to city flats for housing the mojo in the morning show those are cool rooms i loved it yeah and you say though there was one thing that was uh a little difficult

to do or well it wasn't difficult just afterwards i was a little nervous um i had to check and ask where megan was staying because megan not your girlfriend but megan megan on the show yeah um i think we could all agree that hotel hotels are for sex and uh yeah there's nothing better than hotels for sex and being naked and you know you're less inhibited you can have your fun but then after my girlfriend megan i got there friday night and had our fun i said oh no Megan from our show is staying tonight I wonder if they put us all in the same block of rooms And she's in the adjoining room Because there was that, you know, you have that adjoining door I was like, I had this wave of panic rush over my body Like, oh no, what if we were just a little too Having a little too much fun And my co-worker Megan, how does that make you feel?

Well, I've always been very uncomfortable with the fact that Spike decided to date a girl named Megan because it's very weird to me. The fact that I know right now people are confused over what Megan you're talking about gives me the actual heebie-jeebies. And then for him to confuse or to address me this weekend and say, hey, just wanted to make sure you didn't hear me last night. What is the straw that broke the camel's back of how many times I can vomit in my mouth without it actually coming out? Were you right next to that? No, thank God. But the fact that he brought up, hey, just wanted to double check that your credit hit me last night.

No, no, no, no. I asked what floor you were on, and then you asked why, and then I said, because, you know. Listen, hotel sex, first of all, there's a rush of dopamine when you have sex in hotels. There's an actual, scientists will tell you, there's a chemical that mediates the pleasure in your brain when you get that.

What scientist are you talking to about hotel sex?

It was in the lobby while I was waiting for my Uber. He said he was a scientist. But no, but it's fun because you can be louder. We were having a weekend.

Not when you're on a business trip where you could have your co-worker in the room next to you.

And also, I don't know what happened to people to think that they can be as loud as they want in hotel rooms. They are the soundproof. They're not. Everybody else can hear you and you're rude.

Exactly. But here's the thing. We were having a rare, rare weekend without kids. So Meg and I were enjoying having a weekend to ourselves. And since we were up there with no responsibilities Friday night, it's great that you can have no distractions. There's no neighbors or no Amazon packages or no barking dogs or no kids with homework. You have no responsibilities or stress or anxiety. Yeah.

Those beds looked like they were a little thin for big-time hotel sex.

They were super comfortable beds. Were they? Yeah.

They looked low to the ground, and they looked like there was not a lot of padding.

You get a running start.

Listen, I know most people would say, you don't have kids this weekend. I'm very happy for you. But I just want to let you know, I feel the opposite.

not happy for you at all keeping your pants i don't want to talk about it we can go home and

have quiet respectful sex once you're back home this is about you you don't care you're never going to see the people in the hotel again you're supposed to have fun and be loud there's yeah but

you came into grand happens brewing brewing company like it was a humble brag hey are you

next to me because we just had wild sex pretty sure that's not how i said it that's exactly how

you literally started the morning with did you hear me well that you just brought up a good point

That's another thing that's great about hotel sex. You don't have to make breakfast the next day. You can just roll out, get some eggs.

Text 419 says, that was hella awkward. L-M-A-O. I'm so happy I didn't hear myself. I do love you guys, though. Team Megan.

In a hotel, the whole centerpiece of the room, focus, all attention, it's all about the bed. Sometimes it's the one only piece of furniture other than the shower, Which you also get as a bonus So are you saying that you did it in the bed And in the shower too Well if you're saying it's awkward And I shouldn't talk about it with co-workers

You guys both seem like you guys were You didn't seem as over served As your girlfriend did No I don't really get drunk She seemed like she might have been a little drunk

Saturday she was

So the sex was on Friday night

Sex was Friday and Saturday Oh really We had no kids

I know but I understand but she's so drunk Like, you think that that would be a time where she's like, I just want to go to bed? No. She likes to have a lot of sex? Yeah. Wow. Lucky guy. What's up, Dan?

I just love that this show really reinforces how alone I am all the time. Wait, Megan, we tried with you. Remember? I'm not going to say who.

Wait, you tried to bring Megan into your relationship? No, I don't remember. No.

We tried to hook up Megan that day. Oh, we did. We did. I wanted that to work so bad for you. We should have talked about that. We should talk about that, actually.

Denny, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey. Hey, Denny. How you doing? How y'all doing? Good. What's up?

What's up? What's going on?

Yeah, I used to be hearing like Spike all the time when I was a security guard. Wait, you heard Spike?

Oh, you were a security guard at a hotel, so you would hear people like Spike? having hotel sex?

Oh, yeah. They think the only body can hear them, and I can walk down the hall and hear them all the time. Denny,

first of all, I know people can hear them. I don't care. That's the great thing about a hotel. You don't care if it's loud, and you don't care if you leave a mess. You just make sure you leave a nice tip for the housekeeping staff. But remember that R. Kelly said, after the show, it's the after party. After the party, it's the hotel lobby. Round four, you clear the lobby, take it to the room, and greet somebody.

Did you just say that? Did you just say it with an R. Kelly quote? Yeah, you're quoting R. Kelly. By the way, his were underage, people.

That was in the innocent R. Kelly phase where we didn't know he was in it. Hey, security.

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