Muse

No More LaCroix for Mike
Mojo In The Morning

No More LaCroix for Mike

from Mojo In The Morning

June 23, 2023 | 00:09:06 | Leisure

0 0
0.0 (0)
4
0 0
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
0:00 / 0:00
1.0× 100%


Transcript

00:00:00 - 00:00:24 | Speaker 2:

Drew McIntyre here from WWE. Wielding the claymore can be a life of chaos. When I'm not dominating in the ring, Chumba Casino is how this warrior takes a wee break. With hundreds of online social games and new weekly releases, there's always something fresh to try. And those daily boosts, next level. Even my free time feels like Valhalla. So when life feels like a battle, kick up your feet, have some fun, and let's Chumba.

00:00:24 - 00:00:29 | Speaker 3:

No purchase necessary. VGW Group. Voidware prohibited by law. CTs and Cs. 21+. Sponsored by Chumba Casino.

00:00:30 - 00:01:07 | Speaker 5:

This is Julian Edelman from Games with Names. That reliable vet that plays well with anyone. Personally, I like to keep it simple. The good old pepperoni pizza.

00:01:07 - 00:01:20 | Speaker 3:

Price is higher for some locations. Excludes Excel and specialty pizzas. Select this offer from 615 through 726. Online only. Size availability varies by crust type. Max 7 toppings, 6 for pan and New York style crust. Minimum purchase required for delivery. Prices, participation, delivery area and charges may vary.

00:01:23 - 00:01:35 | Speaker 1:

Hey there, I'm Kat. I'm a college athlete. I was diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis. which cause back pain and stiffness every day. With Cosentix, I'm able to stay active.

00:01:36 - 00:02:17 | Speaker 8:

Cosentix Secukinumab is prescribed for adults with active psoriatic arthritis, ankylosing spondylitis, or non-radiographic axial spondyloarthritis. Available in both IV infusion and self-injection. Don't use if allergic to Cosentix. Get checked for TB before starting. Increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur. Like TB or other serious bacterial, fungal, or viral infections. Some are fatal. Tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms like fevers, sweats, chills, muscle aches, or cough, had a vaccine or plan to, or if IBD symptoms develop or worsen. Serious allergic reactions and severe eczema-like skin reactions may occur. Learn more at 1-844-COSENTICS or cosentics.com.

00:02:17 - 00:02:21 | Speaker 1:

Move and feel better. Ask a rheumatologist about Cosentics.

00:02:22 - 00:02:58 | Speaker 7:

It's Mojo in the Morning Show. So one thing that's interesting about having a child in Mike's situation that he's in, where all of a sudden here comes the, uh-oh, he got pregnant, number three, right? Is it means that you got to change some things around. I remember this. I remember having to, like, decorate a room that I didn't think I was going to have to decorate. I thought the house was, you know, all set. And then I also remember that the car situation got a little weird when all of a sudden we ended up going from the fact that we had four in the house to now five in the house.

00:02:58 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, that's what we just dealt with last weekend. We packed up and we went out to Canadian Lakes, and we packed the five in, and we realized in that moment we have no – I love my Sorrento. I absolutely love it, but we have outgrown it. We are too big for it, and we were literally having to put our arms on bags, and we just don't fit anymore. It's time to get a bigger ride Which I'm excited for But also that means I gotta start cutting back On my favorite stuff You know when you gotta save money And you have to cut out your favorite things In the entire world And I have a big one that I have to cut out Wait, cutting it out because now you're budgeting Yeah, just for a little I mean it'll come back once I get the car But I have to cut it out for right now Hold on, let me think of this I want to guess too Fast food? No. Starbucks. It's low on the list, but yes, it's on the list. Starbucks is on the list. But it's not the number one. No, though.

00:03:58 - 00:04:03 | Speaker 7:

Porn. Who pays for porn? I don't know. I just was wondering.

00:04:04 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 4:

Well, it could be the toys, because I remember you guys are into that. But my guess, golfing at all? Something to deal with golfing?

00:04:10 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 6:

Oh, then that's not going anywhere. That will never stop. That's where you draw some line. No, it's, I have an obsession. And you guys have probably seen it and not even realized that you've seen it. I have an obsession with LaCroix. Like, I buy it by the case. You do? Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. One specific flavor? Raz Cranberry is my absolute favorite. I will go to, if you ever see it missing in a store, it's because I've been there. Because you bought it all? Oh, yeah. It's like $4 a case, but I spent, that's how, you know, when it's cheaper, you end up spending like $20, $30, $40 more. Yeah, because I just stock up on it.

00:04:42 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 7:

Wait, $4 a case. how much of this stuff are you buying on like a monthly basis a lot i drink yeah in just the

00:04:51 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

morning i have two or three in the morning because it's i drink a lot of water too but it's like the next best thing to water so you wait what are your sodium levels don't

00:05:00 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 5:

Isn't there, with carbonation, there's got to be some kind of thing bad about it. Even though you think it's water.

00:05:06 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 6:

My brain is healthy. I don't know that it is, but I've convinced myself that it's healthy.

00:05:10 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 4:

So I have a friend who his doctor actually told him to stop drinking so much LaCroix because he had an obsession, and they said that there's something in it that causes something with your kidneys. What? It's not your teeth. He's like, slow it down a little bit. You don't have to give it up, but just slow down how many you're having on a daily basis. Wow.

00:05:29 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 5:

Well, it seems like this could be a good thing for you. Yeah. Yeah.

00:05:32 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 4:

See, we're trying to find the silver lining here.

00:05:33 - 00:05:34 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. Yeah. I appreciate it.

00:05:34 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 5:

That's funny. I'd love to know, like, if you are budgeting yourself or if you have to give up something, what would be the strangest thing that you would have to give up because it costs you so much money? Like, I'm thinking Mike's got cigarette problem. Which he doesn't. No. Oh, no. Or, you know, the fast food stuff. Like, for me, mine would probably be definitely Starbucks. That would be one because it's like every day.

00:05:56 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 4:

Well, didn't Tels call you out for Starbucks?

00:05:57 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 5:

Oh, yeah. I had to honestly figure out a way to go to – I would go to Kroger, buy gift cards to Starbucks, and then reload my Starbucks app because she was noticing this for a while. But that's wild. Of all things, LaCroix, who would have thought that? Yeah, what would be on your guys' list? Oh, gosh. Probably Chipotle for me. How often do you go to Chipotle? I mean, I feel like once a week. Really? Okay. But I get, again, two bowls, chips. And it's expensive now. I can't believe I ordered a bowl at Chipotle And it was as much as a meal would cost at a restaurant It was like $12

00:06:32 - 00:06:40 | Speaker 1:

Bro, last time I went to Chipotle with a drink was like $30 And that's like to-go food Are you kidding me? What? Yeah

00:06:40 - 00:06:41 | Speaker 6:

It's so good though

00:06:41 - 00:06:53 | Speaker 5:

The problem is when they ask you the question of Do you have to charge extra for guacamole? The guacamole ain't the most expensive part now anymore It's all the other stuff that's now expensive What's yours, Shanna?

00:06:54 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 4:

Everything. Where do I start? Amazon. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. I could probably be really careful. I mean, I remember when I was married and this was a big thing. We were trying to budget for, you know, to buy a new home and everything. And Andrew went through the credit card bill. It was like highlighting stuff. Everything that's highlighted, you are on probation. You are no longer allowed to buy. And I was like, dang it.

00:07:19 - 00:07:27 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, that's, by the way, the weddings and babies are the two biggest expenses that come into your life where you're going, what the hell are we spending money on?

00:07:27 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 4:

And if you're purchasing a new home. And that was the case for me at the time.

00:07:30 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 5:

Yeah.

00:07:30 - 00:07:31 | Speaker 4:

We were getting ready to buy a home, but.

00:07:32 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 5:

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. You should see all these texts here right now talking about LaCroix. I did not know that LaCroix had this many obsessed people out there. Oh, I love it. People are like, here's one right now. Oh my God, Mike, have you tried the coconut LaCroix? That's my obsession. Another one here, it says, you're the guy that's buying all the...

00:07:53 - 00:07:58 | Speaker 6:

Oh, yeah. But the problem is I can't fit it all in my Sorrento anymore. So when I go to buy it...

00:07:58 - 00:08:02 | Speaker 5:

Wait a second. Did you say Sorrento? Yes. Or did you say...

00:08:02 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 4:

Oh, no. It's not. It's Friday. It is Friday. I love it.

00:08:05 - 00:08:06 | Speaker 5:

Silento.

00:08:06 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 4:

Hold on. You are a...

00:08:08 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 5:

You don't like my jokes, though. Come on. Honestly, it wasn't a joke. I thought for the longest time... I thought for the longest time it was the Kia Salento.

00:08:20 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 6:

I can't wait until I get to tell you, Rod. You can't say that anymore.

00:08:23 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 5:

I need to see a daddy and a daughter whipping a nene in tonight. Gail, hi. How are you?

00:08:34 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 2:

Good morning.

00:08:35 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 5:

Morning. How are you doing? What would you have to give up for budgeting purposes?

00:08:39 - 00:08:58 | Speaker 2:

So I've had to do this before because we just got done buying a house. I had to give up my underwear subscription. Oh! I love my underwear subscription because, you know, you can never have enough. And it made me sad because I get three new pairs of underwear every month. Yeah. And it's just like, oh, I can't get this now for like the next three months.

00:08:58 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 5:

Oh, wow. So are you right now going commando all the time?

00:09:03 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 2:

Oh, absolutely not. I've got a whole lot of underwear to last me three years. That is fun, though.

00:09:09 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 4:

That's a good meal day.

00:09:10 - 00:09:11 | Speaker 5:

Hey, Sam, hi.

00:09:12 - 00:09:26 | Speaker 3:

Hey, Mojo, so if it's anything I would have to cut back on, it's golfing, because I golf way too much. But I just got a question to ask. You're not cutting back on nothing, man. You got that ARAB money, all right? You're not worried about nothing. You're never going to cut back on anything.

00:09:27 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 5:

What are you talking about? Are you talking about me?

00:09:28 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 3:

God bless you for that. Yeah, of course you.

00:09:31 - 00:09:37 | Speaker 5:

Listen, I am sitting on an oil well right now. I just want you to know, and I'm ready to tap into it as we speak.

00:09:37 - 00:09:43 | Speaker 3:

You've got the pipeline. You know we consider you like you're half Chaldean. We already know that you are. Oh, yeah. But it's all cash.

00:09:44 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 5:

It's all cash, and I keep it in a safe in my basement.

00:09:47 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 3:

Great cash, baby.

00:09:48 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 5:

He can say that because you are a Chaldean, right? Is that what you're saying?

00:09:53 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 3:

Yes, sir.

00:09:54 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 5:

All right.

00:09:54 - 00:09:55 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Okay.

00:09:55 - 00:09:56 | Speaker 6:

If you had to admit it.

00:09:56 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, it's still, yep, don't like it.

00:09:58 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 5:

What's going on, Lainey? Hi.

00:10:01 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 7:

Hello.

00:10:02 - 00:10:04 | Speaker 5:

What's happening? What would you have to cut back on?

00:10:04 - 00:10:05 | Speaker 7:

Diet Coke.

00:10:06 - 00:10:10 | Speaker 5:

Diet Coke. Oh, my gosh. You and my mom. How about this? Do you go to McDonald's for the Diet Cokes?

00:10:11 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 7:

Absolutely. Anywhere with a fountain Diet Coke.

00:10:14 - 00:10:16 | Speaker 5:

Are McDonald's Diet Cokes really a dollar still?

00:10:17 - 00:10:19 | Speaker 7:

Nope. They raise their prices.

00:10:19 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 5:

Wow.

00:10:20 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 6:

Lady, how many Diet Cokes do you think you go through in a day?

00:10:24 - 00:10:29 | Speaker 7:

I was going through three 24 packs a week.

00:10:29 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 6:

Oh, okay. I mean, my mom probably goes through that by lunch.

00:10:33 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 5:

So three cases, is that what you're saying?

00:10:35 - 00:10:36 | Speaker 6:

Oh, cases or three cases?

00:10:37 - 00:10:37 | Unknown:

A day? A day?

00:10:38 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 5:

She said a week.

00:10:39 - 00:10:40 | Speaker 7:

No, I asked her a day.

00:10:40 - 00:10:42 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, how many a day are you drinking?

00:10:42 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 7:

I was drinking about 20 a day, 20 cans a day. 20 cans a day.

00:10:48 - 00:11:00 | Speaker 5:

Wait a second. Then you're going through more than three cases a week. Oh, my goodness. Because in a case, what is it in a case? Is it 12? Oh, is it 20? Oh, you're doing the double case for 24.

00:11:02 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 7:

I was doing that. I slowed down a little bit about a month ago.

00:11:06 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 5:

How are your teeth?

00:11:08 - 00:11:13 | Speaker 7:

I've been going to the dentist, and he's been lecturing me.

00:11:13 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, telling you you probably need to stop that. Listen to this couple texters here. Candles are their big ones. They buy so many candles, so they need to stop going and buying those. That's actually another good one. That's mine. And then Bath and Body Works was another one that everybody was talking about.

00:11:28 - 00:11:51 | Speaker 4:

bubble wallace here from 23 11 racing on the track my car's look is everything but today i'm talking about more than just paint schemes i'm talking about my favorite games at chumba casino check out exclusives like stampede fury and my own king croc theory it's just as wild as my car looked in texas with over 200 games and new ones weekly play for free at chumbacasino.com

00:11:51 - 00:11:56 | Speaker 2:

let's chumba sponsored by chumba casino no purchase necessary vgw group voidware prohibited

00:11:56 - 00:12:26 | Speaker 1:

by law 21 plus terms and conditions apply these days it's getting harder and harder to trust what you're seeing who made it is it real but with iheart everything you hear is guaranteed human that's why 78 of listeners trust their favorite radio hosts product recommendations and if you own or manage a business here or need to drive sales that trust goes a long way in creating your future customers. Make iHeart Media a part of your 2026 plan today. Visit iHeartAdvertising.com.

00:12:26 - 00:12:56 | Speaker 3:

Again, that's iHeartAdvertising.com. This is Miles Gray from Ain't It Footy. You never know what can happen when your favorite players take the pitch during the FIFA World Cup 2026. That's what makes it great. An easy win you can depend on? The Active Cash Visa credit card from Wells Fargo. It scores unlimited 2% cash rewards on your fanfare purchases. Talk about a win worth celebrating. Terms apply. Visit wellsfargo.com slash active cash. Visa, worldwide partner of the FIFA World Cup 2026.

0/0