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Lydia's going to come in studio for this next topic here on the show. She says that she's tired of it already and she's not going to take it anymore. She was talking to Zach and I. We were driving this weekend and we were in the car for a while and we were discussing, you know, relationships and things. and Lydia says that it bothers her that she only has one type of guy that hits on her and she says that she's done with it and I said to her I go you know what you need to do you need to put these words out into the universe for one of two reasons number one to get the universe to stop this or number two to get these type of guys to stop it you know and honestly if it works it works right do some manifesting yeah is that what it is it's literally manifesting

well oh yeah yeah but she has to manifest the specific kind of guy that she wants i know she's

got a list yeah she's lydia do you want to do quality do you want to do it from that studio so you don't have to run in here yeah can i do that yeah is it okay uh with a video and all that stuff yeah it's actually preferred that she stays there okay you you're preferred to stay there

Because KP said we're having a lot of chaos today. Keep out, Lydia.

You're being quarantined.

I'm going to talk to my own studio today.

I haven't heard the word quarantine in a minute.

So who are the type of guys that you say are the only guys that hit on you or like you?

Guys over the age of 50. Oh, good for you.

What is the... That is Megan Serene.

Congratulate me on... Fam, that's a prime age.

Money and death.

You don't have to invest that much time to get his money.

It seems like every time I meet an older man and I'm out with my friends, they come to me like I'm some magnet of some sort. But when it comes down to my friends, they are all attracting the younger men, including KP.

Oh, man.

Don't loop me into this. What is it about you, do you think? I think that I just might be looking older. No, you're not. Well, according to Mojo, actually, that's why I should say that. No, no, no. Mojo said, and he, no, don't, mm-mm.

Okay, go ahead.

No, no, no. When we were in the car, he said, well, when you were wearing makeup, you look, you know.

Wait. You told me to get Botox today, and you're telling her that she looks younger with makeup on. Are you just lying to die?

I said she looks, it makes her look more mature.

I have asked older men what it is. I said mature, I did not say old. Well, that came after because older men have told me that they like my personality and they like how mature I am for my age.

Tell everybody, yeah, tell everybody the line that these old guys use with you all the time.

You're so mature.

You're so mature for your age. By the way, that is a guy that is my age's way of saying, I should.

I wouldn't be hitting on you because you are too young, but I'm going to say this because I'm going to make you feel special that you actually can have a conversation and know who Bon Jovi is.

There is someone that we know who's way older than me that told my mom that he would have put a ring on my finger in a heartbeat had I been his age. And he's about 25 years older. Why would you say that to your mom? That's so creepy.

What did your mom say?

My mom was like, oh, that's really nice. Like, she actually thinks that it's a flattering thing to say.

Actually, can I tell you something that's interesting about the Chaldeonian culture? Victor's dad calls them, calls Chaldeans, Chaldeonian. So what about the Chaldeans is that I can sense that your dad and mom would have no problem with some old dude hitting on you, where majority of parents would be running them away.

That's because my dad is 12 years older than my mom. So, of course, he's going to give that blessing. Are you on dating apps right now? No, not at the moment.

So, what is your range? What's the oldest that you would want to go? 36. Okay. And you are how old again? 27. Yeah.

By the way, any guy that is over 50 years old, even though it's a dream come true to have a 27-year-old girl, like, you know, most guys that I know that go through a divorce, even I thought this when Chelsea and I were going through struggles. I was like, man, I am definitely going to date a 20-something-year-old just to say I did it. There's no way you would. And I would do it, and I would sit there at the table, and everybody would go, is that your son's girlfriend? You know what I mean? It would be like one of those type of things. But any guy that thinks that a relationship like that is going to work, you're crazy. You're absolutely nuts. And I'm speaking from a guy that literally is a 54-year-old guy that looks at my buddies and go, what are you doing? Like, it's nuts. And I don't know what you're looking for. I don't know if you're thinking the sex is going to be better or if you're thinking when you need your ass wiped, you're going to have somebody there that's going to wipe your ass, you know? And that's what a 27-year-old has to think about when they're with a guy that is that age.

Yeah, but if a 27-year-old wants to date somebody that old, you better have the money to pay somebody to wipe your ass because they're not going to do it.

That is true. That is true.

These guys got the money, though. That's my point. That's when they get these girls.

All right. So we're putting this out in the universe, and we're also putting it out to the guys. Lydia is tired of this It's time for guys that are her age To start looking at her And stop Thinking that only the old guys Are talking to her So no more of this anymore Oh my god I'm looking at the call screen here All these guys But Lydia you are so beautiful And you are mature for your age Lydia it's because you're so smart And that's the reason why These guys are finally looking for somebody smart Oh Christ Who are these people They're all dudes.

Of course they are. Oh, my God.

Lydia, how old was, like, the oldest guy that you've ever dated so far? 28. Okay.

Hey, maybe this is your problem. Maybe you need to hang out with your moms and her friends. Like, you need to hang out with older women.

What do you mean? They're all hanging out with older guys.

Because she says that when she hangs out with KP and her other friends that are her own age, all the guys their age go for them. and maybe she's hanging out with too many people her own age. She needs to hang out with older dudes or younger girls. I don't know. Maybe you need to see if there's any kids that are in high school that are looking for a friend or something. You need to change up your friends a little bit.

Not happening.

Hold on a second. Let me grab some of these calls. Do you mind if I just pick up? I'm going to do it. Hold on. Hi, Mojo in the morning. Are you an old man? no this is tom hey tom tom you are an old man how old are you tom i'm 61

come on tom tom what about 30 year olds no no no no no my wife is beautiful and i'm not doing it

but if you're 54 years old and let's say you're dating a 30 year old and you conceive a child So that means you're going to be, when the kid's 20 and getting out of college or whatever, going to college, you're going to be 74? Yeah, these guys. They'd be like, oh, did you bring your grandpa in you?

You know what? You should see what it's like already at Parents Weekend for me. I'm so out of shape having to walk campus in East Lansing. I can't imagine 70-plus-year-old man. The only good thing is you'd get all the handicapped parking, I guess. You'd be okay.

I guess that's a benefit.

Tom, do you know any guys that are in their 20s at all? Do you have, like, family members or anything like that? Can you tell them that Lydia is beautiful and she is ready to date?

And not interested in your friends.

Well, she has to pick her own. You know, that's a love relationship that you got about. So it's not going to just happen on its own.

Oh, why not?

Tom. That's why she... Because it's something you've got to work at. I got married when I was young like Mojo. I was 26 and my wife was 23.

We're lucky, buddy.

And we stayed together other 12 times.

Yeah.

Oh, she's a good girl.

I got lucky with it. We're blessed. We're both blessed. What's up, Gabby? How you doing?

Morning.

Hi, Gabby. What's going on?

i was calling because um i was married to someone 15 years older than me i met him when i was 23 and i have the same same issue always hit on my older men wait do the math for me

you're 23 he was 15 years older so he was what near 50 not 50 yet though right 38 oh 38 so that wasn't that's not horrible like that's actually way better lydia are you okay with that are you okay would you could you date lydia a guy that's in his like mid-30s yeah that's she said 36 was her yeah so that's yeah gabby why did you guys not last what

happened oh there were other reasons but i think in general i don't know what it is about older men and and why they're attracted to the younger woman because you don't know what it is all porn please yeah please come on we know what it is which you know what it is we're trying we're

trying to it's the worst thing as guys i think guys look at it and they think okay look at this girl it's like you know she's hot young thing whatever and then i also think that uh they're trying not to uh they're trying to put off menopause or something i don't know they're trying not to have to deal with that i don't know i'm not gonna help yeah it does happen younger

and younger what's up chelsea how you doing uh it's kelsey but oh kelsey i'm sorry i'm kind of you're good i've kind of got it rules reverse uh i'm 26 and my boyfriend's 38 but it's better

because he takes care of me then oh okay so you say lydia don't knock it till you try it you'll actually have somebody there to take care of you oh it's the best i swear like you don't ever have

They don't have to worry about anything, no responsibilities. They're already used to taking care of responsibilities.

But again, that age difference isn't so crazy to me. In Lydia's case, these men are double her age. To me, there's a difference. For you guys, it's 20s and 30s. This is 20s and 50s.

You know who ruined it? Anna Nicole Smith was the one that ruined it.

Ruined it?

She ruined it for a minute.

I wouldn't say ruined it.

She had that old, old, old dude.

It's at the bar. That's how I would describe it.

Alyssa, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. We're talking about how all the old guys like Lydia.

I don't think there's a problem with it. My fiance is 52 and I'm 34 and we have a great relationship.

Really?

Yeah, it's a great time.

You're not worried about him getting sick one day and you having to care for him?

I'm totally fine with it. He takes care of me right now.

Really? You'd be willing to wipe that booty?

I would, absolutely.

I want you to look at that booty. First off, my wife is only three and a half years difference than I am. And my wife, when I got sick, bought me a washlet for our toilet because she wasn't willing to wash my booty.

But can I ask her a question? Does he have a lot of money in the bank? I wouldn't say he has a lot of money in the bank, but he has enough.

Yeah, enough for her.

Enough is the rich way of saying a lot of money.

Ronnie, what's up, Ronnie?

Hey, what's up?

Turn your radio down, Ronnie.

What'd you say?

What'd you say?

No, I said, long time, long time. Oh, I love it.

I love it. There you go. What's going on, Ronnie?

Hey, I'm 60, and my wife is 29, and I got a three-year-old and a six-year-old.

Holy crap. Are you serious? Let's go. Oh, my God.

I'm serious.

Let me ask you, what's it like to be a 60-year-old guy with a 29-year-old vagina?

You know, you've got to maintain, man, you know, because...

How many blue pills do you have to take?

What's that?

How many blue pills do you have to take in order to maintain?

I don't take any, man. I don't take any. Really? I'm good. um i i'm stuck in my 30s man i've i've quit having birthdays after that yeah question for

you ronnie do you have any friends your age that are wealthy that would like to date lydia

because she's looking for maybe another couple friend i i lived in the philippines for Oh, geez, and she's a Philippine.

Oh, God.

And all my friends over there are my age, and they all have, you know, 30-year-old wives and kids. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, so, and we're all, like, resort, bar, or restaurant owners, you know? So we, it could be more our wallets than, you know, our looks, but, you know.

But you're okay with it.

Like, yeah, yeah. I mean, Filipino women are hot, and they're like 50 to 1 over there, you know.

All right. Well, Ronnie, I could talk to you all day, Ronnie. but I'm trying to find Lydia somebody her age. I'm not, I don't know if I, you know.

Do you have a son?

Do you have a son?

I have a three-year-old and a six-year-old.

That's all he's got. You didn't have any kids earlier than that?

Nope, nope.

Okay, because I love these guys that are your age that are dating girls that are 29, and they have kids that are 29.

Yeah, I know. I probably should have kids that age, But yeah, most most people my age have grandkids.

Wow. Well, Ronnie, it was nice to talk to you. And please tell your Filipino wife that we said hello.

OK. All right. I'll do that.

All right. How dare you? She got him to listen to the show. What's up, Smith? How you doing?

Hi. How are you doing? It's been a minute, Smith. How are you?

What's going on? Fine.

OK, so first of all, that's why she doesn't want to date anybody in their 50s. Because look how that man was just talking. Yeah, I got a 56.

Huh? Huh?

What kind of conversation is that?

Yeah. Please protect our Lydia. Will you please tell these guys to stay away from her?

Okay. Well, guess what? She doesn't want you guys to stay away. She only wants 30 and under. No, what, 30? 30 to 25. There we go. 30 to 25. No more than that.

All right. Thanks, Smith. What's up, Evelyn? Hi.

Good morning. How you doing, Mojo? Good morning, guys. Good morning. What's going on? So, listen, that last caller just had me in the car cracking up. He said that he got his wife from the Philippines. Did he get him a ready-made ride? You know the answer.

Yeah. Yeah.

Because he sounded like he was a little tipsy. Yeah. He took the change out of y'all, but decided to drink in his morning.

Thank you, Evelyn. We appreciate it. All right. Take care of yourself. You too. Bye. All right. I feel like we accomplished nothing with that topic for Lydia. I thought this was going to be a good thing for her to be able to put it out there in the universe. Instead, we got a new misfit. His name is Ronnie, the 60-year-old listener.

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