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Open Door Bathroom Policy
Mojo In The Morning

Open Door Bathroom Policy

from Mojo In The Morning

February 16, 2023 | 00:09:38 | Leisure

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00:01:37 - 00:02:45 | Speaker 5:

Mojo, I want everyone to listen to our podcast, except for my girlfriend's family right now. Why? Sometimes I bring up topics and she goes, oh, cool. I'm so happy my mom and my dad listened to your show. because i'm going to bring up a topic right now that might be weird but i want to ask what everybody in the room does and see if we're odd because we have an open door bathroom policy at our house uh my friends are all astonished at this that yes when peeing uh megan and i usually just leave the door open and um we don't just because we just leave it open while we're peeing and we don't really care about each other peeing. And sometimes I or she might even wander in to brush our teeth or whatever while the other person is peeing. Is it just peeing? Oh, yes. Yes. So it's not... Not for number two, no. Make a duty. No, so it's not that. I'm pretty sure. I don't even know if Meg actually poos. I don't think she does. Wait. If she does, I've never been.

00:02:45 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 8:

And in because of peeing is an interesting thing, because sometimes you have like a gas that might come out when you're peeing. Do you gas and do you have a little gas explosion that goes on?

00:03:01 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 5:

Well, I always disguise it. You have a, you know, with a cough or. Oh, sometimes you do Shannon's trick where you spread the butt cheeks so that it just pull one side, you know, muffles the sound.

00:03:13 - 00:03:17 | Speaker 8:

If you know it's going to be one of those types, do you go to use another bathroom or do you close the door?

00:03:17 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 5:

Oh, yeah, yeah. If I'm having a gas issue, like after the Super Bowl and all the chili I ate, yes, then I'm closing the door.

00:03:24 - 00:03:30 | Speaker 6:

Another one is throw on the fan, even though you don't need the fan, or use the sink. When you're washing your hands, that's a good time to fart.

00:03:31 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 3:

You can smell it if they're right there.

00:03:33 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 8:

Yeah. Well, they're open door policy in it, right? Yeah. Then she can... So I'm really only worried about the sound. Mike, do you open door policy in your relationship?

00:03:42 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 6:

because i don't in mine i you know what um not with not really no no i don't i don't really either only because uh it's the only moment i get with kids not in yeah yeah so i shut it and lock

00:03:58 - 00:04:07 | Speaker 8:

the door um uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is is this a normal thing channon do you do this do

00:04:07 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 3:

Pee for the most part, yeah, I mean, not like all the time, but that's not abnormal for us. I mean, this morning I was getting ready and Wes wandered in and just peed. He just went in and back out. But poop, never, ever, ever, ever. I honestly try to do it when he's not even around. Really? Yeah.

00:04:29 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 8:

How does that work with your system? Sometimes when nature calls.

00:04:33 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 3:

Sometimes when nature calls, but I really try to avoid that still.

00:04:40 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 8:

Love. You guys are still in the newlywed process.

00:04:43 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 6:

Do you do the brushing the teeth, though, when they're in the bathroom, or no?

00:04:47 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 8:

No. So I will say this to you. Excuse me. I have a thing right there. I just farted while I did that, too. Nice. Smooth. No, so.

00:05:00 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 1:

I will sometimes not close the door, and Chelsea will mistakenly walk in, you know what I mean? Like, oh, sorry, you're not ever – or because I'll have the door like half closed, thinking that that's enough. But I try to be respectful, you know, to not pee. We do have in our bathroom, we have the sink, but we also have a little toilet, like the toilet, where you can go in and close a door. So there's a door within a door.

00:05:27 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 2:

I'm so jealous of people who have that. That's so nice.

00:05:30 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 1:

In our master bath, we have that. So you can actually do that. And then Chelsea, there's a shower and there's the tub that's right there. And then the sink. And she can actually do all that stuff.

00:05:40 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 2:

So then will you, since you have that little door, it's just a thin door, will you drop a grumpy while she's still in there?

00:05:46 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 1:

I try not to because if I know that, like I have my normal time, it bothers me that she'll sometimes come in because she has something to do and I don't know that. I'd rather her not be smelling it and if she goes to the bathroom she absolutely will not allow me to be in the room at all like she does not she's not not as open

00:06:11 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 2:

and that's the way it should be I would really question listen we're very open like I just said our friends think it's weird still there's a boundary if one of us has to release the kraken we're not if she poops I don't even know about it because she must take care of it when I'm not in the house.

00:06:30 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 1:

Hi, Brooke.

00:06:32 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 5:

Hi, good morning.

00:06:33 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 1:

Good morning.

00:06:34 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 5:

So I'm with Spike. We do have an open door policy, except for when we go number two. But when we go pee and shower, we keep it open. But it is because we have four animals, and if we don't have the door open, they are crying at the door.

00:06:52 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 1:

Oh, yep. And those are not your kids you're talking about. you're referring to your animals right uh what's up sydney hey um so yes we definitely

00:07:02 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 4:

uh leave the door open for number one number two we'll leave it cracked but like we can come and go as we please especially if we need to shower like you just go but if it's like a really bad number

00:07:16 - 00:08:23 | Speaker 1:

two like we close the door and turn the fans on really loud yeah i didn't know this sydney sydney your fan do you know where your fan escapes to like where the smell goes well no we're an apartment on the second floor okay maybe the people so no so i think what it does is in an apartment it's supposed to exit out that's their their rule i don't think it necessarily necessarily does but but in our in our home well it's in ours the fan exits to whatever the the attic or whatever the thing is we thought at least it doesn't the the builder that built our house did kind of a shoddy job on this one and it exits out it exits out and smells another bathroom up oh that's weird yeah so our front bathroom gets a little stinky so what happens is if i duty really bad in my bathroom and in our bedroom it makes the other bathroom so what happens is somebody gets your love across the house somebody gets falsely accused too that has happened before in a

00:08:23 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 4:

different apartment we were moving out of yeah and i we had some bad mexican food before and i couldn't hold it and then as we were moving out i smelled it through like another room on the other

00:08:37 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 2:

side yeah i mean that's bad that's a bad builder they're not supposed to do that because it could cause damage with all the moisture of a shower being, you know, but also aside from showers ventilating out, that's a builder that's never been hotboxed and never been married to somebody who can really leave some damage.

00:08:56 - 00:09:04 | Speaker 1:

Tony, what's going on? Hey, good morning. How you doing, buddy? What do you think about this, about Spike and his girlfriend? They pee in front of each other.

00:09:04 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 3:

Hey, it is what it is. I'm real affectionate. I try to be affectionate with my girl when I'm still on the toilet. She came home and the door was open. I had my arms open to try to get a hug she was like i'm not hugging you while you're in there oh so while you were seated you wanted to i'm already in there you know she closes the door and almost has it locked i can't even talk to her i try to crack the door but when i'm there i got it open so i try to call for make noises before i you know make a sound but it always i don't ever time it right so

00:09:31 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 2:

you ever do that you try and make a noise but you're off

00:09:38 - 00:09:57 | Speaker 3:

Sometimes making the noise actually causes it to come out, you know? Yeah, exactly, and I'm never thinking about it. I'm like, I'm going to be real courteous, and then I cough, and then the noise is louder than the cough.

00:10:00 - 00:10:08 | Speaker 6:

love it nikki your husband hates when you leave the door open he thinks i'm so weird and i've done

00:10:08 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 3:

it since literally like the day the first night he stayed the night when we first met he just thinks it's weird but he is totally not opposed to coming in when i'm showering and peeing and doing his business right right but if i leave the door open i'm just a crazy lady but i will not i Don't leave it open when it's, like, duty time. Like, as far as he's concerned, I don't even do that. Yeah, yeah.

00:10:34 - 00:10:42 | Speaker 4:

That's the line right there, aside from that last guy who wants a hug while he's pooping. Every other sane person realizes there's a line. Yeah.

00:10:43 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 3:

It's so funny, though, because, like, we're, you know, we're intimate when we're baking cookies.

00:10:48 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 4:

Right. You're bumping uglies. You know what's going on. Why be so modest all of a sudden?

00:10:54 - 00:10:57 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, but you're weird because I'm peeing. That's okay.

00:10:57 - 00:11:11 | Speaker 6:

I don't care. Some people get weirded out by it, and they think that the romance is over. You know what I mean? I'm thinking, come on. Everybody does it. Everybody's okay with it, right? Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

00:11:12 - 00:11:12 | Unknown:

All right.

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You guys have a good day. All right. Do take care of yourself.

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