Muse

Ice Cube's big three season is heating up. The most competitive basketball league on earth is on CBS this Sunday. The defending champion Miami 305, led by two-time MVP Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson, take on the Houston Righands looking for their first win. Then coach Steven Jackson and the DMV Trilogy look to take down the undefeated Dallas Power, led by coach Nancy Lieberman and captain Greg Monroe. The game played the way you love. Watch live Sunday on CBS at 4 p.m. Eastern, 1 p.m. Pacific. And catch replays Mondays on BET. Presented by iHeart.

Hey, everybody. Lady Luck here, and we're celebrating America's 250th birthday. Now, all summer long, I'm going to be celebrating by playing on SpinQuest.com, which is an American-owned social casino. It obviously features over 1,000 slot games and live blackjack, live craps, live bubble craps. Head on over to SpinQuest.com. Get yourself a $30 coin pack for just $10.

SpinQuest is a free-to-play social casino. No, void where prohibited. Visit SpendQuest.com for more details.

These days, it's getting harder and harder to trust what you're seeing. Who made it? Is it real? But with iHeart, everything you hear is guaranteed human. That's why 78% of listeners trust their favorite radio host's product recommendations. And if you own or manage a business here or need to drive sales, that trust goes a long way in creating your future customers. Make iHeart Media a part of your 2026 plan today. Call 844-844-IHEART. Again, that's 844-844-IHEART.

This is Miles Gray from Ain't It Footy. How can you stay winning during the FIFA World Cup 2026? Well, the ActiveCash Visa credit card from Wells Fargo scores unlimited 2% cash rewards on all types of fanfare purchases. That's cash rewards on tickets, merch and game day snacks. I call that a win-win-win, because unlimited 2% cash rewards earned means unlimited bragging rights won. Terms apply. Visit wellsfargo.com slash activecash. Visa, worldwide partner of the FIFA World Cup 2026.

bojo in the morning this is an interesting stat i just read it comes to us from men's health it says ready for this and this is for Kevin Kevin if you are ever in the bathroom with Tony I want you to listen up Tony's our boss by the way the program director of this radio station and executive audio or executive whatever the hell he's called he's an executive with iHeart

he's something

like that he's a national national program or something like that I don't know but is he well endowed What?

Wait, okay, that's weird.

Men's Health Magazine, you find yourself standing next to your boss at the urinal. What do you do? Most guys make small talk. Pretend not to notice that he's there for a second would be the second thing to do, and you kind of just do nothing. And one out of every 100 guys checks out to see if his boss really stacks up, according to Men's Health Magazine. These are things to do.

It feels like the guy who wrote that article got caught at work and needed to cover his tracks.

Oh, this is... It's not just me, guys. They did an official poll because it was one out of every 100 guys. Oh, a poll. They did a poll.

Hey. What do you do? Has this ever been you?

If I'm in the bathroom, I talk. Well, first off, Kev is a talker in the bathroom anyway. Do you ever peek?

Just out of curiosity. I've never looked over at somebody... You are a liar. Why is that hard to believe?

Because we're human.

I love penises. I'm not trying to look at a penis. That's not something that I'm interested in, curious about, or want to see.

Listen, I got boobs.

I want to see everybody's.

Oh, I stare at boobs.

I admitted back in the day. I do, too. Back in the day when the Palace was around and the Pistons played in the Palace, they used to have the little entryway that the visiting team would walk out of, like the tunnel that the visiting team walked out of, and there was always a bathroom that was there that the media could use. And I would go into that bathroom all the time, and I stood next to Kid Rock, Bob Ritchie and Kid Rock was there and I turned over and looked at him and I go, hey kid and he jokingly said don't ever call me kid in the bathroom like meaning kid I had to take a pee I had to see what kid was dealing with I'm going to be honest with you you know, I didn't see it exactly but he seemed like he had to unfold it like five or six times to get it out of his pants Unfold it? You know a guy is well endowed. You know a guy is well endowed when he's sitting there and he does it and he has to do this where he's doing the wall.

a little bit. And he's trying to pull it out. Y'all constantly ask me if I take the little test on what can or cannot be said from HR. And he talking about unfolding. I don't give more descriptive than unfolding. And by the way, Kev, you're not going to be gay if you admit that you look at another man. Oh God, I'm so excited for gay sex. Okay, so when you asked Kid Rock that or when you peaked, what did that do for you? I just I didn't ask Kid Rock if I could see it. I just looked. But it got in my head to go, man, the guy's got everything. You know what I mean? He's a rock star. He's got good hair. He's got a big Johnson, you know? But you walk away from that, and what are you left with? Information.

Feeling bad about yourself?

No. Well, I do feel bad. Listen.

Or confidence.

I can fit into some pants, most pants, which is nice. But I will say this to you. I looked at it going some guys get all the luck you know what I mean some guys got it all and I looked at that at that moment and I thought to myself eh it's Kid Rock I'll give it to him whatever but if Tony Travato no offense Tony I'm talking about your penis I hope you're okay with this

let's call Tony you know he's not

I think that Tony Travato

you want me to call my boss and say hey we want to have you on the top

no no no I'll call him

I'll call him.

I'll call him. Tony Travato. Good point, Lydia. Tony Travato, I would bet, has a large penis. Oh, my God. I mean, if I had to guess on who has the largest penis in this entire building, I would say Tony Travato has the biggest one. I am politely taking myself out of this discussion. Question. Are there any guys listening? Any guys that are listening to the show, do you look to see what another man's junk looks like? Because women, and Megan just admitted it.

we'll look at other girls no breasts so if i see a well okay i'm gonna ask you this question if you see a woman naked and you and i might have different answers what's the first thing

that you check out on her body usually like naked naked yeah boobs her boobs yeah i check

to see if she has cellulite because i'm like if you don't you bitch oh it's not fair before you

put that honest to god that's what i do i was like damn uh no it's usually her boobs yeah and then i think you and i have different um i don't know if you want me to talk about this and if you don't i'm sorry and tell no john he'll dump it but then how we groom down there oh that that's another thing i want to know too first yeah that's first i'm like am i i think i'm in the minority

for the laser hair removal that i did i want to know how groomed they are too megan i swear to you i want to see just to make sure but this is not there's nothing bad you can admit it but i i will say this that i think that guys are just as inquisitive as is women are i think it's weird if

you're not um jenny what's happening call me weird i love you so much i really do i listen to you all the time but what is going on can you just not admit that out loud jenny that's why honestly i

have been able to be successful for as long as i have because i am willing to admit things that Others will keep quiet.

I get it.

And I'm going to tell you this right now. If you don't think that your guy goes into a bathroom and he's not looking at the ad that's in front of you, which, by the way, it's usually when you go to a place like a Comerica Park, it's always don't drink and drive or whatever. It's always an ad that's in front of you and the wall. The guy occasionally gives a little look, gives a peek, you know, but he does it slyly like he has something on his shoulder.

It's your confidence that makes you successful. Your confidence. You don't have to admit this, though.

Hey, Jenny, question for you. Thank you, Jenny. Do you also agree with me that our boss probably has the largest penis in this entire building?

Yeah, all the bosses are dick swingers. He's my language. He's a dick swinger, yes.

He is. What's up, bud? Greg, hi.

Hey. Hey, how's it going?

Good, buddy. What's happening?

Hey, I was in the military, and we had stalls back to back to back with no anything in between them. I promise you, we never looked at each other's stuff.

You lie.

Come on.

Even on the New Heights podcast with Travis and Jason Kelsey, they were talking about how when media comes into the locker room, all of the people working media look at the naked guys and they're junk.

Yes. Well, that's media.

Listen, first off, thank you for serving. I will never, ever degrade you because of your service, but I guarantee you, you've looked at another man's dick.

Well, I'm not going to say that I've never seen another man's dick, but I didn't purposely look at another man's dick.

I think that you have looked at, I think that Corporal Johnson, you've seen him before. If he was in the bathroom, you wanted to look. What's up? How you doing, Johnny?

Good.

What's up, buddy? First time caller.

Yeah, Johnny's on the phone. What's happening?

I never, never, never, never look at another man.

No? You've never. You've never at the old Joe Louis Arena in the troughs?

Bro.

Yes, you did. You giggled there. By the way, you can't help but look. I remember taking Joey when he was a little kid to a game at Joe Louis Arena, and I remember him calling out a guy. He goes, he's got a big penis.

I'm too scared to take, like, Smith. My dad told me don't go to those.

Never go pee in a trough? Yeah. Well, I feel like, I don't know where we were. Maybe it was a Tigers game or something like that. He was like, we don't pee in those. What do you do? I was like, we go to the stall. They have stalls in there.

They had one at the public school by my house. It's a choice to go to the trough. The public high school by my house had one of those, and it looked like the ones of Joe Lewis. All I kept thinking to myself was, God, thank God I didn't go to that school.

Just think about this, Megan. There are stalls in the bathroom, but men are choosing to go to the open urinal, pull their dicks out, and pee in front of other guys.

You can't, but here's the deal. That is a choice. You can't be going to the stalls. That's for the guys that have to duty.

No, it's not.

Yes. No, you don't.

I would tell my kid to come to the stall. It is a choice.

Now I wonder about Kev's size because it's only the guys that...

Don't wonder about my size.

It's only the guys with small ones that...

I don't need to flex and go pee in a truffle. All y'all ought to look at my dick.

That's not a flex for me. You don't need to, but you should. It's not a flex, bro. What's up? I agree with Kev. What's up? Wait, Johnny, you agree with Kev? Was that Johnny?

I agree with Kev. Yeah, this is Johnny.

Yeah. Okay.

I agree with Kev. I'm on Kev's side today.

You use the stall, too.

I will use the stall not to look and make sure no one else is looking at myself.

You have a little penis. All right. Well, thank you for the call. Koi Sean. Oh, God. Wouldn't you miss? Yes, that's correct. Is that right? Koi Sean?

Yes.

Koi Sean. Okay, yes. It's spelled with a little bit of a hyphen in there.

With a Q.

Okay. What's going on?

I feel like all guys look, especially if you played sports in high school and stuff. If you're in a locker room, I mean, all guys know, like, I mean, we're all straight, but there's some stuff that goes on in the locker room that ladies would probably freak out about. Like what? Enlighten me. I mean, there's games that guys play. Games? I remember back when I was in high school, we played a game called Shoulder Buddy. and that's when you just walk up to your friend and they got their head turned and you put your stuff on their shoulder and you put them in and they go over and over. Now, I've never done that. Oh, my God. I was telling you, the games that used to go on in the locker room, it was just, you had to have fun when you were waiting to go for an alpha practice.

I have never played shoulder buddy, nor will I.

Boy, Sean, you just might have really embarrassed yourself.

Y'all fine. Julian is? Where'd you go to school?

I live in Finley, Ohio.

That is Finley activity if I have ever heard of it. Y'all really have zero entertainment out there.

What's up, Andrew?

Hey, you know what? As a game man, I look at everything. Yes.

Yay.

Do the thing. I'm a first time caller, by the way. Yes.

Andrew's on the phone.

My girlfriends are getting undressed in front of me. I'm looking at what they got going on, too. Girls, too.

But the thing is, girls are okay with, if you're being gay, girls are okay. They'll show them to you. They won't show them to guys. They won't show them to me.

But can you appreciate that girls look good, even if you're not interested in being intimate with them? But guys, even if you're interested in being intimate, never looks good.

I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know. I just look at everything just to see what the competition's like out there, you know?

Absolutely. Thanks, Andrew, for being honest. We appreciate you. Blake actually says Cavs can never go to the big house, right, Blake?

Yeah, I don't know if it's the same anymore, but when I was like eight, they had like the tub-style urinal.

Yeah, the troughs.

One long tub.

Yeah.

I walked in there, and I had to go so bad. and I walked in there, stage fright, bunch of grown men around me. I looked over, saw a hog. I got right up.

You know what you got to do? You got to go, go blue. He saw a hog, go blue. I heard him right, he did. Big D is on the phone and I think we're going to...

I think we're going to find out how he got the name Big D. What's up, D?

First time caller, long-term listener. Hey, Big D on the phone.

What's up, Big D?

No, I'm just saying, I've been married for 10 years, and, I mean, I always look, and always, it's more so like, I wonder if my man's packing. It's more so like that. Yeah. I was talking about it with my wife the other day, and she feels the same way.

Yeah, it's a, Kev, I don't, he won't be honest with us, but that's okay.

Bro. Hey, okay. I swear I'm not homosexual. It's just something that I've always seen the men in my family do.

Yes. We've always seen the men in your family do. So this is learned behavior. We love our homosexuals. So we're good. How did you say it? Homosexuales. Hold on. Look who's on the phone with us. Tony Travato is on the phone.

Tony, I would like you to know that the girls removed themselves from this conversation, this particular part of the conversation. Did we call you?

What the hell am I walking in here?

Yeah, I warned you.

Tony, Tony, in about 10 minutes, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'll meet you there, okay?

Oh, my God. What's going on?

By the way, this is Friday. We just had Big D on. This is Big T.

Ice Cube's big three season is heating up. The most competitive basketball league on earth is on CBS this Sunday. The defending champion Miami 305, led by two-time MVP Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson, take on the Houston Righands looking for their first win. Then coach Steven Jackson and the DMV Trilogy look to take down the undefeated Dallas Power, led by coach Nancy Lieberman and Captain Greg Monroe. The game played the way you love. Watch live Sunday on CBS at 4 p.m. Eastern, 1 p.m. Pacific, and catch replays Mondays on BET. Presented by iHeart.

What's going on, everyone? It's Bluff here, and you know what's more American than America's 250th birthday? Supporting American-owned companies like SpinQuest, America's number one social casino with over 1,000 games like Live Dealer Blackjack and Craps. They're offering new users a $30 coin package for just $10. Go to SpinQuest.com and sign up today. SpinQuest is a free-to-play social casino. Void where prohibited.

Visit SpinQuest.com for more details. These days, it's getting harder and harder to trust what you're seeing. Who made it? Is it real? But with iHeart, everything you hear is guaranteed human. That's why 78% of listeners trust their favorite radio hosts' product recommendations. And if you own or manage a business here or need to drive sales, that trust goes a long way in creating your future customers. Make iHeart Media a part of your 2026 plan today. Call 844-844-iHeart. Again, that's 844-844-iHeart.

This is Miles Gray from Ain't It Footy. You never know what can happen when your favorite players take the pitch during the FIFA World Cup 2026. That's what makes it great. An easy win you can depend on? The ActiveCash Visa credit card from Wells Fargo. It scores unlimited 2% cash rewards on your fanfare purchases. Talk about a win worth celebrating. Terms apply. Visit wellsfargo.com slash ActiveCash. Visa, worldwide partner of the FIFA World Cup 2026.