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Our Boss is a Good Alibi
Mojo In The Morning

Our Boss is a Good Alibi

from Mojo In The Morning

May 6, 2025 | 00:07:12 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:43 | Speaker 3:

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00:01:14 - 00:03:22 | Speaker 4:

I have a story I wanted to bring up from something that I heard the afternoon show doing, the Joe Show. Joe, Ashley, and Chad, and Terry, who are on in the afternoons on Channel 955, They brought up something very interesting about Ashley that I thought was really funny. And I thought it was a BS story until I verified it with our boss, Tony Travato, who verified that it was absolutely true. Ashley Nix, who you remember from our show, the lovely Ashley Nix. Ashley Nix last weekend asked our boss, Tony Travato, to be an alibi for her, a fake alibi, might I say, so that she didn't get in trouble with her girlfriend. So she needed Tony to lie for her, which I thought was very funny that she would reach out to Tony, who I think is one of the most honest people ever. You know, I don't I don't consider Tony a not an honest guy. and uh you know i think he's very very honest but hold on one second i'm going to see if i can get uh ashley on the phone hold on actually i gotta i gotta call ashley i'm gonna call her on the on the hotline number hold on standby standby for radio broadcasting because i want to have tony on too The lovely Ashley Nix I'm calling you Ashley from the station number Pick up that number because I want to conference you with Tony I need to get glasses because the numbers are getting tougher to read these days or i gotta make my uh my text print bigger but i refuse to do it because it just makes me makes me feel like i'll be old if i do it i'm keeping it very small ashley hi so ashley used our boss tony as her alibi so that she wouldn't get in trouble with her girlfriend what was the

00:03:22 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 2:

story ashley first of all this isn't my girlfriend let's actually still single so detroit listener slide in my dms at ashley nicks what i was saying was this chick that i'm talking to in atlanta and i was just trying to make her mad because we got into it so i lied i was like yeah uh i'm in atlanta right now maybe we can grab lunch and she's like oh that sounds good so we can talk about our issues and i didn't respond to her the entire day so i finally text her like 9 p.m i'm like hey you know what i'm a little tired i'm gonna go to bed uh we could talk tomorrow she texted me she's like what hotel are you staying at i'm like oh my god i'm not even mayor so i call her i was like hey it was just a 24-hour trip i'm back home she's like you really came to my city and didn't see me that's like me flying to tampa not seeing you she's like prove it show me our itinerary i'm like oh my god i don't have that so i'm googling stuff trying to figure out if i can make a fake itinerary then i'm like you know what i'm gonna call tony so i called tony i was like hey i'm gonna text you and say um hold on let me pick him up real quick let

00:04:18 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 4:

Let me pick him up. Tony's out here. Tony?

00:04:22 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 1:

Hey, Mojo. You need me to lie for you? Yes.

00:04:26 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 2:

Wait, wait. I want to know what happened.

00:04:27 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 4:

What did you text Tony, Ashley?

00:04:29 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 2:

So, no, I called Tony. This is 10 o'clock at night. I was like, Tony, he's probably like, what is Ashley calling me for? But I called and I was like, hey, I need you to lie for me. He was like, what? I was like, I'm going to text you and say, hey, do you have my details for the Atlanta flight tonight? And I need you to respond and say, let me check my email so I can screenshot it to this girl So she thinks that you bought the flight, and I just deleted my e-mail. So smart. She was like, all right. So Tony sends me a text message basically saying, yeah, let me check my e-mail. I screenshot it to the chick, and she's like.

00:05:00 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 7:

Like, all right, all right. This is why I don't lie, because I'm not good at it. Dude, I've been freaking out for the last three days, but she forgot about it.

00:05:07 - 00:05:07 | Speaker 4:

Tony.

00:05:07 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 7:

Oh, my God, that's funny.

00:05:09 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 4:

I thought you were a good Christian guy. I did not know that you're a liar, Tony.

00:05:13 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 6:

Here's the best thing of all of this. She just explained it. I still don't know what I lied about. I think it's interesting. By the way, she did call. This is how exciting our life was. my wife and I are sitting on the couch watching like some crime TV or something and the phone rings and I'm like oh god it's Ashley it was 10 o'clock at night last Saturday

00:05:38 - 00:05:43 | Speaker 4:

and usually Ashley doesn't call that late at night so are you thinking the worst right

00:05:43 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 6:

yeah I'm like oh god something happened

00:05:46 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 4:

oh geez by the way how great of a boss is Tony he picks up at 10 o'clock at night and then does it what was Brooke thinking when you were doing this

00:05:55 - 00:05:57 | Speaker 6:

As he was just rolling her eyes.

00:06:00 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 4:

But I love that Ashley was doing this as a way to make this girl jealous. Who, by the way, Ashley, this is the girl you showed me the picture of, right?

00:06:10 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 7:

Oh, yeah.

00:06:10 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God. Is she beautiful? This girl is like, oh, she's. I want to see her. Yeah. I'll see a picture of her. So, wait a second. So, Ashley, is she now thinking that you are, like, you know, superstar jetter across the country, flying in and flying out?

00:06:26 - 00:06:32 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, she's like, so your boss just flew you to Atlanta for a meeting and you left. I was like, yeah, man, I just had to handle some business.

00:06:35 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 4:

Hey, Tony, can you do me a favor? Will you send me a text saying that I'm getting a raise?

00:06:39 - 00:06:46 | Speaker 6:

by the way actually everything was good until she accessed the podcast

00:06:46 - 00:06:52 | Speaker 4:

actually no actually explain that because you you have not talked about this at all

00:06:52 - 00:07:13 | Speaker 7:

on on the joe show right and for the joe show because she will listen and i don't need that in my life i'll talk about it like two months when we can laugh about it because right yeah we were arguing at the time i'm like you know i did lie i wanted to make you jealous so yeah She called me out. She went at the itinerary. That's how bad I am of a liar. I never even thought of that.

00:07:13 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 4:

Wow. I love, by the way, that...

00:07:15 - 00:07:18 | Speaker 7:

But I doubled down. I was like, so you don't trust me? Like, I thought you'd trust me.

00:07:19 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 4:

Ashley!

00:07:20 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 7:

Threw it right back in her face, didn't you? Yep.

00:07:23 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 4:

So anybody that just decided that they were going to slide into Ashley's DMs know she's a liar.

00:07:29 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 7:

No! Never. Come on. Girls are the right girls. Yeah, right. I was looking for that song.

00:07:34 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 4:

What is that? Hold on. I was saying that girl's a liar. That's going to be your new walk-up song. It's a boy. A boy's a liar. Oh, that's right. All right.

00:07:41 - 00:07:48 | Speaker 7:

I don't have high hopes for Ashley's relationship, though, either. Dude, my love life is awful right now, okay? I'm just, you know, I'm just posting.

00:07:48 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 4:

Come on. Is it really? What are you looking for, Ashley?

00:07:51 - 00:07:52 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, it's bad.

00:07:52 - 00:07:53 | Speaker 4:

What are we looking for?

00:07:54 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 7:

Great personality, you know, someone who I can bring home to mom, a girl with a nice butt. Not gonna lie, I'm a big butt girl. Yeah, man, I'm looking for a sugar mama, too, so anybody want to take care of me, I'm good.

00:08:07 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 4:

All right. Okay, all of the above. We're going to find you. All right, we'll talk to you later, Ashley. Tony, thank you.

00:08:12 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 7:

I came to the hotel hookup. I'm kind of mad I didn't.

00:08:14 - 00:08:15 | Speaker 4:

I know. You guys, seriously.

00:08:15 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 7:

I was in a hotel with somebody.

00:08:17 - 00:08:18 | Speaker 4:

Oh, jeez.

00:08:18 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 7:

Dude, I'm leaving home with something.

00:08:21 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 4:

Wait, you do not. Don't say that after you leave a hotel. I'm leaving home with something.

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