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Last night was a lot of fun going to the Pistons game But no more field trips on Monday nights So field trips Thursdays or Fridays or Saturdays Because I am dragging today We went to the Pistons game last night And if I'm dragging I can only imagine Mike and Megan who drove in from Toledo Which is what an hour or so away And then Mike, who had over a two-hour drive What time did you finally get back last night?

About midnight A little before midnight I had one of those I don't even ever drink these But the five-hour energy drinks I drank the entire thing almost Wow

I felt bad because I was talking to Mike for a while Trying to keep him awake And, you know, talking about show stuff And then I finally pulled into my garage I'm like, okay, goodnight I know you have an hour and a half to go But I'm home, I gotta go to bed

I shotgunned my first Red Bull this morning. I've got a backup already to go.

Does it work better if you shotgun it?

I feel like the heart attack feeling sets in quicker. Oh, okay.

I'm sorry, Mike.

You were on the phone with Spike? Yeah, I'm literally talking to him. He's like, yeah, yeah, trying to keep me awake. And all of a sudden, I can tell he's going to get me off the phone because he starts whispering. He's like, all right, man. I'm like, no, no. So let's keep talking. And he's like, I got to get up early.

i was talking to him while i was and then i was like trying to find things to do outside to like keep the conversation going so i took the trash cans out while i was talking to him and then a neighbor walked out and i realized well i'm being really loud and it's like 10 o'clock at night in the neighborhood so then i go in the house and then i'm like oh uh meg's putting her son to sleep i gotta start whispering and then i'm like well now it just sounds like i'm trying to hang up the

phone which i was and normally you can get you can get sympathy from people the fact that you have to wake up early but he does too right and he has a drive that he's doing uh oh i was gonna

say then i walk in and i realized megan already put her son to bed early because it was the bachelor finale and so then i wasn't allowed to talk to her because it was the bachelor finale oh you missed

wait you went to the pistons game and missed the bachelor finale aren't i lucky and i thought you

were into the bachelor no i do not like the bachelor i tolerate it in the house because it's her one pure joy, which I'll tell you later about that. I, I miss, I assigned her a project because I was going to the Pistons game with you guys. It was the first HOA meeting, the homeowners association in our new neighborhood where we bought a house. And so I was like, we have to attend this thing. Cause they said, you know, they sent us an important letter. We have to be on this meeting, but I was going to be at the Pistons game. So I told Meg, listen, you have to go to this homeowners meeting well she was so mad because it was the bachelor finale and i'm not there she has to do it herself and the whole meeting was older women trying to connect to zoom how do they not know over the last three years how to get on zoom i don't know they don't do them in person in your neighborhood so for some reason this one was going to be on zoom and nobody knew how to get into zoom first off i'm proud of you for even going to those things

because i don't think i've ever attended any neighborhood meetings like that explain to the

brokes what is so if you own a house in most neighborhoods if you own a house there's a homeowners association and it's like you have rules to make sure there's bylaws so that uh to

make sure megan's dad doesn't park all the trucks yeah i didn't want to say that but i didn't know

if there's a neighbor that has six cars out in the driveway that's the kind of you know they they have these rules so you can't do that there's one thing we've learned from the show it's that you don't move into a neighborhood with an hoa well it in here it seems like almost everybody has them um every every home i looked at you move out to the sticks yeah yeah if you get more rural then i guess you don't have to worry about but if it's a neighborhood or development but um so they have all these rules and it ends up being a bunch of catty petty people arguing about the the length of your fence or the color of your siding and it's just stupid stuff your bushes I don't know.

are in the way and it's uh especially when you get someone in charge there's nothing else to do and this gives them life because they just they look forward to being the boss of the neighborhood so anyway she had to listen to an hour of people talk about dog poop and goose poop in the neighborhood and that was it that was the mundane neighborhood drama and people were arguing over what they could do about the geese and they were arguing over whose neighbor whose houses they sit in front of like you can control geese and then a lady's like well can't we just put a fence around the neighborhood and then someone else explained to her that geese fly yes they do and they said well should we drain the neighborhood pond and the retention pond and they're like well no that's there for a reason and it was just all this stuff and she's just trying to get off this meeting to get on the bachelor and she can't because they take attendance and you have to be there and

but what are they going to do to you if you don't go to the thing you know i don't know what will Will they actually fine you or something like that? They really can't do that, can they?

I don't know how it works. I don't know. It's a brand new neighborhood. There's no way. All I know is we pay a lot of dues to this homeowners association, and I'm trying to figure out what it is for.

I always thought in my last neighborhood we had the homeowners association, and I always thought that their main job was just to field complaints from people that had too much time and then field complaints about it.

People to take down the Christmas lights in March. Right.

Bring their garbage cans in, you know, the day after garbage day. Right. But the only complaint I did have was we actually were – we'd never get our snow plowed. So that was the thing. And we lived in the county, but the county wouldn't plow our snow. And, you know, they were supposed to, but they never would. And so we had to pay an outside company. And the person that plowed the snow was the buddy of the head of the HOA, who I think that there was – I think that there was a little big city corruption going on there with the HOA. I think that there was, yeah. I think that we should have had the problem solvers come out and do a little investigative reporting on the HOA.

We have to be in good standing because I want to build a deck in the backyard.

Oh, there's the reason why you had to go. Does that have to be approved? I have to have an HOA.

Yeah, it has to be approved by the HOA. You had all two remotives. Yeah, so you want to be a good neighbor because all these old biddies have to approve the design and the size and the color of your deck. Wow. Of your what? I got to show them my deck.

Well, so we went to the Pistons game last night, and you can go check it out on our social media, but they were really nice. They invited us out. They hosted us. They put us up on the big, you know, Jumbotron. Kevin, the in-stadium announcer, you know, made an announcement, gave us a very nice little plug, and And they gave us seats that practically were touching the ceiling. I mean, I realized when they said that they were going to actually host us, I thought to myself, I'm like, oh, this is cool, the Milwaukee Bucks game. Well, I think it might have been their big sold-out game that they had because the place was packed. And I've been to many Pistons games this year, and I've never seen the Pistons games that crowded as it was. So I think they gave us whatever tickets probably didn't sell. And so we were kind of up there. And then they said they were going to put us on, And I'm thinking, how are they going to show us all the way up here?

They send the cameras all the way up here?

Yeah, and they didn't bring a guy out with a camera. They had, like, their security camera or something.

It was the most unflattering angle, by the way.

It was. I think it was a drone they flew up to the top seat.

No, you know what it was, though, Megan? We were sitting in the seat, so we didn't stand up. We all sat there.

And it was dark. It was kind of dark where we were. Once I saw the angle, I was like, there's no way I'm standing up, so you all get a lower angle.

This body You know what the problem is too You don't know exactly when they're going to come up with you And you ever get out of those seats I have a hard time getting out of those seats

Well I told Megan Because Megan and I were sitting right next to each other And I said my nose is itching me really bad But I know that as soon as I go to itch my nose The camera is going to come on us And it's going to look like I'm picking my nose So I just let it go

Did you see me and Lydia In the front Lydia was trying to get out of the shop because she looked like Mojo's biggest fan. They placed us. They had the five seats, and then they placed us two, which doesn't make any sense because there was empty seats next to you guys. So I don't know why they placed us there, and we were out of the shot. I felt like Mike. It's Mojo in the Mojo!

If you watch right here, Mojo swings his arm and hits me in the head four times. You know what's funny? Spike and I look like gay dads with their kids. Did you know that?

And then the camera stayed on us And so we were all like

Do we dance?

So then we're like awkwardly dancing I feel like bouncing

I thought we were going to wave, and then I'm like, oh, are they going to just keep looking at us for the whole time out? This is going to be a long wave.

And the moms that were behind us that took their kids for spring break, they went to the Pistons game, they didn't know who we were. And previously, like for the first quarter, Mike, Spike, myself, and Megan kept getting up and moving back and forth.

Oh, my God, we couldn't find our seats. It looked like we stole those seats.

And then they were like, oh, this is kind of cool. So they were actually really sweet. and their kids were great. Their kids were big fans. The little kid sitting next to Mike was the best. He must have been probably 9 or 10 years old, and he was heckling the referees. Oh, it was great.

Oh, it was so cute. It didn't matter that we were five miles from the court. He was going to heckle those guys.

Oh, it was so good. Yeah, that was absolutely fun. So thank you guys for doing that. Thanks, Lydia, for setting it up. That was a lot of fun. Yeah, so fun. Thanks, Megan, for the taco bowl, which actually was good. Thank you, Megan.

And my beer, it was so nice of her to buy my beer.

Megan gets angry when she doesn't get to buy. And so yesterday she literally took my credit card and I think threw it. She actually threw a half-court pass or a full-court pass of the credit card to get it out of the machine.

The way I literally lunged in front of you. I've never been so athletic since high school.

You chose violence. I was worried we were all going to hurt ourselves during that moment. We'd have to call the Pistons trainer to come up. Excuse me, can we borrow that trainer that's out there on the court?

Hold a hammy trying to get a taco bowl.

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