All right, I'm done. Anyways, my daughter started dating a boy whose name was the same as her brother. Their names were both Connor, and it was so confusing. I looked at the boyfriend, and I said, okay, we've got to change your name. You've got two choices. He says, you've got Barney and Bart. And he didn't say anything, so I said, okay, your name will be Barney from now on. So we always call him Barney, and he answered. All the parents were out to dinner one night. Like his mom and dad were out to dinner with us, and we were just calling him Barney like it was nothing. And he answered, and they looked at him like, why are you calling my son Barney? But the funniest part was I looked at my daughter, and I said, what kind of man lets another man change his name?