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All right. It is Mojo in the Morning. It's time now for a phone scam. We got a good one for you this morning. Everyone seems to be hiring for the holidays. Let's see if Spike can put his sexy radio voice to work and get a job recording the overhead announcements in one of our favorite stores. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scams. Mojo in the Morning. Thank you for calling your local. We appreciate your business and look forward to the opportunity to serve you in our stores.

Good afternoon. How may I assist you?

Hello. Who would I talk to about applying for a job in your store?

You will go to. Dot com.

That's career. So I'm actually applying for a job of store announcer. That would be great. Yes, I figured I heard the gentleman say, attention, shoppers, and I thought, well, he didn't really have much of an enthusiasm. It was a waste of talent. So I figured, check this out. I would sound like this. Attention, shoppers, it's the lowest prices of the season on any size bed in a bag. Twin size, full size, queen size, king size, regularly starting at $157.99. Now at a price so low, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

How's that sound? It was great up until I have to kill you.

Oh, yeah. Well, you know, sometimes you've got to hit them over the head with a little sense of humor to get their attention, right? Yes, but not that much. Right. I can start on Monday. You just tell me what time I should come in.

First, you have to put in an application, and you have to wait to be contacted through email or text.

Right, yeah. But obviously, an application on the Internet, they're not going to be able to hear the voice and understand, right? I mean, check this out. Attention, f***ing shoppers. All treadmills, ellipticals, exercise bikes, and weight benches are priced so low, if you walk out of our store without one, you're obviously brain damaged.

Okay. I'm not even a manager, but I have a manager here.

Let me talk to her. I mean, let me talk to that manager.

Good afternoon. Can I help you?

I was just going to talk to anybody that's actually doing the hiring. I'm looking for a job at your store.

Um, hold on one second.

Thank you. I'll transfer you there. Thank you very much. I mean, I mean, thank you. Thank you very much.

Thanks for calling. This is Tamara speaking.

Hi, Tamara. Who would I talk to about applying for a job in your store?

Well, all of our applications are online. Okay, great.

Are you hiring now?

Yes, we are hiring.

that's excellent people have always told me i have an incredible voice and i believe i'm wasting my talents here at the bank that i'm working at i'd like to apply for the job please sir well you can visit our website right yes i did that and i didn't see it on there i'd like to apply for the

job of store announcer what a store announcer we don't have a store announcer of course you do

i was just in there and i heard the gentleman say attention shoppers and that's what i'd like

to do yeah no that's a pre-recorded uh right yes you could pre-record me if you'd like

No, it's on our system. We don't do that here.

Well, I'm calling for the job, and they put me through to you because they obviously could hear that I have special talents.

You have to go online.

Right, well, I can't use the website for this live audition because I'm calling for the role of store announcer, and obviously if I'm on the website, they're not going to be able to hear me. I mean, anyone can check this out. Your medications are automatically refilled, and we'll call you when it's ready, So go ahead and browse the beef, turkey, and candy while we prepare your cholesterol medicine. Your heart may give out, but not while you're waiting for a refill on our watch, Tubby. I mean, you've got the idea. Just a little humor to get their attention.

Sir, I can't have any conversations over the phone about employment. You just have to visit our website.

Right, but this has to be done over the phone because how else would you hear me say, hey, attention, stay healthy with a deep discount on all of our dietary supplements. Just $9.99 for your chance at Relicor. Slim Quick, Hydroxy Cut, Trimform, Rapid Spot, Trim Spot, Hootia, Hootia Light, PediaShore, MaxiLax, Slimvacrot, Sasquatch. Oh, man, what are they kidding with all these? There's so many. You know, the good Lord gave me this voice. I want to share it with everyone. Obviously, to be lost in a sea of online applications would not show off my true talents. Right. But you would agree with me, right? If you had a shopper that was in the store and they heard me say something like, When you see the price of the Xbox wireless controllers, you'll sh** yourself. I mean, it's just a little fun. people pay attention to the ads when i do them so i can't just i know i know you gotta get to your store everything's about to open i'm just giving you the idea like ladies and gentlemen and senior citizens with nothing better to do than to wander the store aimlessly as you wait your own impending doom on your lonely painful death this is a sale in our electronics department you could buy a portable radio where the only thing it tunes into is the mojo in the morning radio show. Tamara, this is Spike. You've just been the victim of a phone scam.

Oh my God. Well, I certainly knew it wasn't real.

All right, I guess I can let you get back to work.

Nah, I don't really want to go back to work.

We will, we will scam you.

You're home with a phone scam. This is Mojo in the Morning Show. You've just been phone scammed, sugar. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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