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PHONE SCAM Barking Dog
Mojo In The Morning

PHONE SCAM Barking Dog

from Mojo In The Morning

December 23, 2022 | 00:03:36 | Leisure

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00:00:30 - 00:00:48 | Speaker 4:

Mojo in the Morning Show, your home of the phone scams. Nancy wants us to scam her husband. He has been complaining about a loud dog in the neighborhood. Spike is going to call from the city and let him know that he is in trouble with animal control. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

00:00:49 - 00:00:50 | Speaker 9:

You're home of the phone scams.

00:00:50 - 00:00:52 | Speaker 8:

No, no, no. Hold on. Let me explain.

00:00:52 - 00:00:56 | Speaker 7:

No, no, no. This is Mojo in the Morning. You hold on. I'm about to disrespect you right now.

00:01:00 - 00:01:00 | Unknown:

Hello?

00:01:01 - 00:01:04 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, hi. Is this Mr. Durham? Yeah. This is Mr. Durham, isn't it?

00:01:05 - 00:01:05 | Speaker 8:

Yeah.

00:01:05 - 00:01:14 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, hi. My name is Alan Stanwyck, and I'm over here at the animal control. Oh, okay. Good. We've been having some complaints about your dog barking late at night.

00:01:15 - 00:01:18 | Speaker 8:

You haven't been complaining? No, I've been complaining about a dog barking.

00:01:19 - 00:01:21 | Speaker 7:

We've been getting many complaints about your dog barking.

00:01:21 - 00:01:32 | Speaker 8:

Not my dog, and it's not my dog. It's somebody else's dog. I've been calling, complaining about the dog. The dog barks all f***ing night, man. I can't sleep at night with this stupid f***ing dog.

00:01:32 - 00:01:37 | Speaker 7:

Well, that's exactly why I'm calling, because all the complaints that have been coming in, they've been asking me to give you a call.

00:01:38 - 00:01:55 | Speaker 8:

Why? Give me? It's not my dog. But your name's mentioned here in the... Look, I have had it with this dog. I've called the cops. I've called you people. I'm trying to get somebody to do something about this dog. I can't sleep all night. I'm about to put a firecracker up this dog's a** if somebody doesn't come do something about it.

00:01:55 - 00:02:08 | Speaker 7:

So what's your complaint then? The dog is barking. Do you have the dog locked up now, sir? It's not my dog. So you're saying the dog's not yours? The dog's not mine. What kind of dogs do you own?

00:02:09 - 00:02:12 | Speaker 8:

I don't have a dog. I'm the one calling about the dog.

00:02:12 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 7:

Well, see, I got a note here. It's got your name and number, and it says your dog's running into other people's yards and barking all night.

00:02:18 - 00:02:25 | Speaker 8:

Look, I'm the one calling about the dog. I don't have a dog. The dog is driving me crazy.

00:02:26 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 7:

Okay. Oh, and you're telling me you don't have a dog.

00:02:30 - 00:02:31 | Speaker 8:

I don't have a dog.

00:02:31 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 7:

I think it's time you came straight with me, sir. Look, I'm calling you about the dog. So even though I'm hearing a dog in the end of my receiver, you're telling me you no longer own the dog? I never owned a dog. What type of animals do you have there? What? Well, what type of animals living there in your residence that might make some kind of barking noise?

00:02:50 - 00:02:55 | Speaker 8:

It's not at my residence. It's at the guy's next door. It's not my dog.

00:02:55 - 00:03:07 | Speaker 7:

Sir, you're obviously letting your dogs get you very upset right now. There's no dog to get you upset. I hear the dog, Mr. Durham. Why don't you put the dog in the other room so we can talk without having to yell?

00:03:08 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 8:

It's not my dog.

00:03:10 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 7:

I'll tell you what, sir. I'm going to have to hand this over to the authorities. Are you going to be home for 15 minutes? I'm going to be home for a while, yes. Okay. Well, I'm sending down a few officers to file a report about your dog, and you're going to be dealing with a deputy spike who will inform you you've just been the victim of a world-famous mojo-in-the-morning phone scam.

00:03:30 - 00:03:31 | Unknown:

Oh, no!

00:03:34 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 8:

I can't believe this. Oh, man, and I said I'd never fall for one of these. I can't believe this.

00:03:40 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 7:

You could thank your beautiful wife, Nancy, for setting you up on this one.

00:03:44 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 8:

I'm going to kill the wife and the dog. We will, we will scam you.

00:03:52 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 9:

If I could say anything I wanted to, I'd say that was f***ing funny s*** right there. I don't care who you are. It's the home of the world-famous phone scams. Welcome in the morning!

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