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PHONE SCAM Christmas Cat
Mojo In The Morning

PHONE SCAM Christmas Cat

from Mojo In The Morning

December 2, 2022 | 00:04:01 | Leisure

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00:00:30 - 00:00:36 | Speaker 1:

It's the Mojo in the Morning show. Ever see those inflatable lawn decorations that pop up in everyone's yard around Christmas time? I love them.

00:00:37 - 00:00:38 | Speaker 5:

I know Mike's neighbor's seen them.

00:00:38 - 00:00:51 | Speaker 1:

We are going to call a home improvement store to scam their manager, Todd. Spike is going to complain about a problem that he has with his inflatable snow globe. It's a classic Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

00:00:52 - 00:01:02 | Speaker 6:

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scans. Mojo in the morning.

00:01:03 - 00:01:15 | Speaker 2:

Thank you for calling. For directions to the store, press one. For store hours, press two. Or to speak with the operator, press zero. Transferring, please hold.

00:01:19 - 00:01:20 | Speaker 7:

Hello, how am I directing to call?

00:01:21 - 00:01:34 | Speaker 5:

Hello. First of all, I have to say that I'm a very big fan of the Christmas lights and the tinsel and the glittery knickknacks on my house to, you know, let the neighbors know that I'm infected with Christmas spirit. So I don't want you to think I'm a Grinch with this phone call, okay?

00:01:35 - 00:01:37 | Speaker 7:

Great. How do I direct your call? Who do you want to talk to?

00:01:37 - 00:01:44 | Speaker 5:

Well, I have a problem with a Christmas ornament, the inflatable snow globe Christmas lawn ornament that I bought at your store.

00:01:44 - 00:01:46 | Speaker 7:

Hang on one second. I'll direct you to seasonal.

00:01:46 - 00:01:49 | Speaker 5:

Wait, hang on one second. I just need to talk to you because are you the manager?

00:01:50 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, I'm the manager.

00:01:51 - 00:02:03 | Speaker 5:

Okay. Well, I got this ornament at your store. It's the Santa and reindeer sleigh and the plastic snow that blows around in the little snow globe, and it's on my lawn. It's like six feet high. Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:02:04 - 00:02:08 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, well, what's wrong with it? I mean, if it's broken, bring it back in. We'll replace it. No big deal.

00:02:08 - 00:02:10 | Speaker 5:

Well, what do I do about my cat?

00:02:12 - 00:02:13 | Speaker 7:

What do you mean? What do you do about your cat?

00:02:14 - 00:02:17 | Speaker 5:

Well, how do I remove it? How do I get my cat out?

00:02:18 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 7:

Cat out of what?

00:02:19 - 00:02:28 | Speaker 5:

The lawn ornament, the snow globe, the six-foot air-filled plastic billow of fluff, it ate my kitty. The cat is stuck in the globe on my lawn.

00:02:29 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 7:

Are you kidding me?

00:02:30 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 5:

That's why I'm calling. My cat is stuck in the snow globe.

00:02:34 - 00:02:36 | Speaker 7:

All right, well, how did it get in there?

00:02:37 - 00:02:40 | Speaker 5:

I don't know how he got in there, but now we have a feline fiasco.

00:02:40 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 7:

All right, well, figure it out. However it got in there, that's how you get it out again.

00:02:44 - 00:02:49 | Speaker 5:

Well, how do other customers remove their pet when it becomes lodged in the decoration?

00:02:49 - 00:02:54 | Speaker 7:

I have never heard of another customer getting their pet lodged in a Christmas decoration before.

00:02:55 - 00:03:04 | Speaker 5:

Poor guy keeps looking at me, and I don't know how to get him out. I can't find an entrance, and he keeps blowing around in circles, you know? Hang in there, Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Daddy's going to get you out.

00:03:05 - 00:03:09 | Speaker 7:

Okay, well, why don't you just, you know, cut a hole in it and take him out?

00:03:10 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 5:

I don't want to cut it. I paid 200 clams for it.

00:03:13 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 7:

All right, well, what do you like better? Do you like the owner or do you like the cat?

00:03:16 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 5:

Well, it shouldn't be a discussion of which one I like better. I paid so much money for this thing. What do other people do to get their cat out?

00:03:25 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 7:

I've never heard of anybody having a cat. Well, that's crazy.

00:03:28 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 5:

Now he's stuck in there. His fur is all static, clingy, and the snow's sticking to his fur and his tail and his ears and his tongue.

00:03:34 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 7:

All right, I told you what to do. You can cut a hole or you can unplug it.

00:03:39 - 00:03:47 | Speaker 5:

Oh, I can't unplug it. If the electricity goes out, it deflates and it just kind of collapses on the ground like a used truck stop prophylactic. and he'll suffocate.

00:03:48 - 00:03:50 | Speaker 7:

Okay, well, if you unplug it...

00:03:50 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 5:

You know, I'm going to sue you people. You're not very helpful. I just gave you three different ideas. What else do you want from me? Yeah, but you sold me this unwieldy winter wonderland waste of money, and now Dr. Doofenshmirtz is in danger.

00:04:03 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 7:

I'm telling you, three different ways to do it. Cut a hole, unplug it...

00:04:09 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 5:

Wait, I have another option. What if we just told you that this is mojo in the morning if you'd just been phone scanned?

00:04:16 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 6:

We will, we will scam you. Mojo in the morning. Your home of the world's famous phone scams.

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