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PHONE SCAM: Elves on the Shelves
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PHONE SCAM: Elves on the Shelves

from Mojo In The Morning

December 29, 2022 | 00:03:34 | Leisure

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Alright, we're going to do a phone scam here on the Mojo in the Morning show. We are going to call a pet store to see if they sell food for a new animal in our house. Spike now has a pet penguin that he stole from the zoo. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

00:00:46 - 00:00:56 | Speaker 1:

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scams. Mojo in the Morning.

00:00:58 - 00:01:05 | Speaker 4:

Thank you for calling. Hello? Hello? Hi, it's Alice. Hi. What time do you open?

00:01:05 - 00:01:07 | Speaker 6:

We're open from 10 to 6.

00:01:07 - 00:01:16 | Speaker 4:

Okay, and what do you feed a penguin? A penguin? Yes, I need to purchase some food for aquatic birds. Can you put some aside for me?

00:01:17 - 00:01:23 | Speaker 6:

I don't think, I think I'll have to order you something for aquatic birds. I don't carry anything.

00:01:23 - 00:01:33 | Speaker 4:

Oh, dear. Okay. My son stole... He took a penguin from the zoo as a prank, and I'm going to take it back to them, but they're closed today, so...

00:01:33 - 00:01:34 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my gosh.

00:01:34 - 00:01:38 | Speaker 4:

I open his backpack, and his little head pops out. He's got a friend.

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Oh, my gosh.

00:01:39 - 00:01:43 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, so I'm just trying to find a place that has food. You know what I'm saying?

00:01:43 - 00:01:48 | Speaker 6:

Yeah. Have you been online to see... There may be something you can get at the grocery store.

00:01:48 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 4:

I Googled her, you know, the penguin, because it was difficult to get the thing on its back so we could check to see if it was a boy or a girl penguin, but it's a girl. Cute little bugger. I Googled her, and she's a juvenile, black-footed penguin. Beautiful creature. So I look it up, and it said, you know, obviously they have a special diet and everything.

00:02:10 - 00:02:12 | Speaker 6:

I have no idea where you would buy food for something like that.

00:02:12 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 4:

I know. He's not right in the head, my Dylan. Oh, my gosh. Oh, you should see me going crazy. I mean, I could use a little help. There's a flightless bird in my living room. Oh, my gosh. Bless your heart. Yes, we named her Sydney. Oh. So what I did is I filled the bathtub with ice water and make her feel at home, and then I'm just trying to find some food.

00:02:33 - 00:02:39 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my gosh. I wonder if there's a number you could call at the zoo. I'll bet somebody would meet you.

00:02:39 - 00:02:42 | Speaker 4:

Oh, oh, I see, like an emergency number.

00:02:42 - 00:02:43 | Speaker 6:

Yeah.

00:02:43 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 4:

Because I tried emailing, and the thing doesn't, you know, it's about tickets. It's about this and that and everything except the penguins.

00:02:50 - 00:02:53 | Speaker 6:

Oh, well, they've got to have some kind of emergency number. Right?

00:02:54 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 4:

I know. It's the weirdest thing when you think about it. You know, one day Sydney's wiling around Antarctica. Next thing you know, a year or two later, she's in the basement in the suburbs getting taught how to play Call of Duty by my Dylan.

00:03:05 - 00:03:11 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my gosh. I would try calling the zoo and call 911.

00:03:11 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 4:

Okay, 911.

00:03:13 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, they need to get it back. You'll feel horrible.

00:03:16 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 4:

Oh, God, no. She's pulling down the curtains. Look at her. Dylan, get her away from the cat. This is crazy. Oh, bless your heart. I did not sign up for this. Oh, I got to go. She's eating the remote. For the love of Samuel L. Jackson. Dylan, listen, can you call someone for me? Okay. Can you call the Mojo in the Morning Show? Because this is Spike and you've just been the victim of a phone scam.

00:03:44 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 2:

No time for me. There's your bless your heart. Exactly.

00:03:50 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 1:

We will, we will scam you. Yep, go ahead and laugh. You might be next. It's the home of the world famous phone scam.

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