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Hey, everybody. I'm Tariqa Foster-Brasby. What's up, y'all? I'm your girl, Cheryl Swoops. When you tune in to a new episode of our podcast, Levels to This, you're definitely going to get some spicy WNBA analysis. But we're more than just hoops. And the real conversation is what we actually bring.

It's been really, really cool seeing kind of these women just really step into their power off the court and understand that they aren't basketball, right? And they're not asking for permission.

Listen to Levels to This with Stroh Swoops and Tariqa Foster-Brasby on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

It is time now for a phone scam, and it's classic Christmas scam this morning. This is always one of our most requested holiday scams. Gloria works at a store that gets really busy during the holiday shopping season. Spike called her up and said that he was in the dressing room with his beans and franks stuck.

Mojo in the morning. Home of the world famous phone scams.

Please say the name of the department you wish to reach. Men's. That would be men's apparel. Is that right?

Yes. One moment while I connect you. Come on, it's f***ing. How can I help you? Oh, I need to speak with somebody in men's right away. You got the men's department. How can I help you? You're in the department right now? Yes, sir. You're in the men's department. Oh, this is not good. Not good. Franks and beans. My situation, it's... What are you talking about, Franks and beans? I'm in the men's department. I'm stuck in your dressing room, and it's not good. It's throbbing. It hurts. Oh, you in our men's department? I'm in the dressing room here, and it's throbbing. It hurts. You in the dressing room? I got a kink in my hose. It's stuck. I'm stuck in my zipper. You need to come help me. I don't. Oh, God, it hurts. Y'all, sir, you in the dressing room as s**t? Yeah, I'm in your department. I need you to come in and help. I'm feeling lightheaded. Okay, sir, I'm... Huh? I'm feeling dizzy. I'm stuck in my zipper. You're stuck in your zipper? Oh, please help me. Just come in and help. Okay, all right. So I'm going to send somebody right... You know, get somebody to help me. No, wait. Are you sending a guy? Yeah. I don't want another guy looking at my junk. Just come in and help. Well, listen, um... Oh, it hurts so bad. Okay, listen, just wait. The Franks and Beans are stuck. I'm going to put you on hold. No, don't put me on hold. Don't put me on hold. Just, you know, breathe. What's your name? My name is Gloria. Gloria? Don't hang up on me. I need your help. Okay, okay. Listen, listen, listen. What's your name? My name is Tom. Tom? I'm going to send somebody in there. No, don't send somebody in. Just come in. Gloria, I don't even know what dressing room I'm in. I can get somebody. No, you know my voice. Just come in and say Tom, and I'll yell, Gloria, I am so stuck, it hurts. Listen, listen. It looks like a balloon animal. Look, my brother, that ain't in my job description, okay? You know, like, they say, Gloria, what you going to do today? And this ain't it, but I can get you somebody. I can get you somebody that can help you, Tom. But I'm passing out here. I'm on the floor. Don't be passing out. No, listen. Just hold up, hold up, hold up. I can get you somebody. Gloria, just come in and yell my name. No, Tom, no. Marco, you say polo and I'll know when you're near me. What? You just come in the dressing room and help me. Okay. It hurts. You know, I don't feel so good. You could just come and help me. I can't. Bring a pliers. I ain't got no I ain't know nothing about no unzipping things Just come in and yell out Mojo in the morning and I'll know it's you

that's been phone scammed Gloria you've been phone scammed Your managers your managers said you've been dealing with dumb customers all week You need a little break. Did you hear her?

She goes, did I get a free T-shirt?

Yahoo, y'all, you don't know. Whoa.

Gloria, what would you have done? Would you have gone in there?

I was not going to be looking at no beans, no Franks, no nothing.

All I was thinking, like, you know, because I was like, wait, is he for real or what? But if he for real, I don't want him to be, like, jacked up and whatnot.

You can thank Grace and Vince for putting us up to the scam.

Oh, man. Can I do that back to them?

We will, we will scam you. You're home with the phone scams. The world famous. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, everybody. I'm Tariqa Foster-Brasby. What's up, y'all? I'm your girl, Cheryl Swoops. When you tune in to a new episode of our podcast, Levels to This, you're definitely going to get some spicy WNBA analysis. But we're more than just hoops. And the real conversation is what we actually bring.

It's been really, really cool seeing kind of these women just really step into their power off the court and understand that they aren't basketball, right? And they're not asking for permission.

Listen to Levels to This with Stroh Swoops and Tariqa Foster-Brasby on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Mange Shachikular, and I'm back with a new season of my podcast, Skyline Drive. This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors, and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us. And I get into a bit of trouble along the way.

I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.

Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.