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Visit GetPrepWisdom.com Time now for a phone scam on Mojo in the Morning. Kim wants us to scam Amy at their front desk. Spike is going to see if they can squeeze a last-minute appointment in for their dog, for his dog. But this is not a dog groomer. It's a hair salon for humans. We're going to have a fun with a Mojo in the Morning phone scam. We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scans. Mojo in the morning.

Good morning. Good morning.

Who's speaking, please?

This is Amy.

Hi, Amy. Is this the place that does the pediocures and the manicuticals? Yes, we do. I just need to make an appointment for Mr. Alfred Julesbury-Wagglesworth.

Okay. Is this the first time he's coming in?

It is.

If you want, I have an appointment for Friday. Otherwise, we could take you possibly to the walk-in tomorrow, but we won't be able to do the cut, just his nails.

Oh, definitely, we would not be doing any walking in. Here's the thing. He passed away last night.

Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but we don't offer services to those that have already passed away.

Oh, he's not.

He's not deceased, or he is?

No, he is. I mean, he's not a person.

I'm confused.

And I'm Pisces. See, he's a quirky poo. He's part Yorkie, part Corgi, and a little bit of poodle.

So you're trying to make an appointment for your dead dog?

Are you good with the doggy style?

I'm sorry. He's not just any dog.

He's a show dog. He won the prettiest dog contest four times, and he passed on. before this weekend's big showing and we were all very sad and he he we had already registered for so we would like to get him groomed in a jiffy so that we can still put him on display i've just never heard of this sort of thing i accept your deepest empathy and heartfelt thoughts at this time of sorrow so can i get an appointment no sir i'm sorry we don't offer that all i'm asking is the comfort of an appointment will be our strength now and in the days ahead as we return our poor dog to meet his maker?

Sir, I'm very sorry for your loss, but I will have to recommend that you call a grooming salon.

I've been trying to, you know, floof his fur out a bit and get him going, but, you know, I'm afraid to go down around his privates with a scissor.

I'm sorry, sir. We don't offer that here. It's very unhygienic. We can't offer that kind of service to you.

But it's not. He can't possibly wet himself. He'll stay still. He'll behave. You understand?

I understand, sir.

Thank you. You are a blessing. I appreciate you understanding. So when's our appointment?

I'm sorry, sir. We can't take you.

This loss has really torn us up. We did the same thing with our last two dogs, Chewbarka and Mary Puppins. And we'll probably do it for Puggy Smalls, the notorious D.O.G. Okay, well...

Have you heard of Chewbarka? I have not.

He is the only Yorkapu in the state who can play checkers. He can beat any 12th grader.

Good luck to you today.

Okay, but did you ask Kimberly if she'll do it?

Sorry, sir. Nobody else is in yet, but I will ask around.

Because she's the one who told us to phone scam you, you know. This is the mojo in the morning show, and you've been the victim of a phone scam.

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