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PHONE SCAM Hedgehog Removal
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PHONE SCAM Hedgehog Removal

from Mojo In The Morning

March 29, 2023 | 00:05:31 | Leisure

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All right. It's the Mojo in the Morning Show. You're home of the phone scams. Jason owns a small wildlife control company. He will trap and relocate critters and he helps people in their homes. Well, Spike is going to request removal of a dangerous wild animal. and let's see how long we can keep him on the phone because I guarantee you he's going to get annoyed with what Spike's got going on here. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

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Mojo in the Morning. Your home of the world's famous phone scams.

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Hi, is this Mr. Jason?

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This is Jason. How are you?

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I'm good. Well, I used the Googles, and I saw your website. You're the pest removal guy?

00:02:23 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 3:

That is I, yes.

00:02:24 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 2:

Hi, this is Christoph with a K, and I'm looking at your site on the worldwide internet. So it says here you get rid of skunks?

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Yes.

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And you remove raccoons?

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I do. Do you have a raccoon problem?

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And you get rid of squirrels too, huh?

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All sorts of wildlife. We handle it.

00:02:45 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 2:

All right. And it says here on your websites that you can also remove mice and moles. Yes. And you specialize in bats. Congratulations. Which of those do you think you might have a problem with? Well, okay. So I'm up on the Stairmaster watching Judge Judy like I always do first thing in the morning. And when all of a sudden I hear the scratching. And let me tell you something, Mr. Jason. This scratching is loud and bothersome and it's not going away. And it's only getting louder. So I figure out that it's coming from the ceiling above our gift wrapping room. And so I peek my head up into the crawl space and heavens to Betsy, there he is. I'm nose to nose with the little bugger and I can just beat him with a spatula. Well, what was the spatula? Well, let me just tell you because this is where it gets crazy. So I go down to the kitchen because, you know, I know Bradley just gone shopping and Bradley loves nuts. He can't keep his hands off my nuts. So I grabbed the nuts from the cupboard to take upstairs, you know, and see if I could bait this little critter to leave my house. You know, sometimes you feel like a nut. So, well, that was a rookie move because the second I opened the door to the crawl space, this beast must have smelled my nuts. And he comes jumping down to our house. So now Bradley and I are chasing it around with a broom and a plunger. But I think he ran under a bed and he's hiding. So I need you to come to our house, Mr. Jason, and rid us of this little Tasmanian devil.

00:04:18 - 00:04:19 | Speaker 3:

What was it?

00:04:19 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 2:

A hedgehog. Can you remove it? Are you a party to this? A hedgehog? I don't think it's a hedgehog. Well, you haven't seen it yet, so how do you know?

00:04:30 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 3:

They aren't native to North America. They don't live anywhere in this country.

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And they don't live under elliptical machines, and yet that's where I think he is.

00:04:40 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 3:

Did you possibly have a pet hedgehog? Because if it's not that, it's probably a possum or a mole or something.

00:04:47 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 2:

A mole? You mean like on Khloe Kardashian's sourpuss? I mean, that is not sexy like Cindy Crawford. Someone needs to tell her. When can you send one of your crews to go through my house?

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and find this little bugger? Okay, can I get your name and address so I can come out?

00:05:06 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 7:

Yes, my name is Kristoff with a K and I live in a condo. What time can you be here because I don't want this little thing pooping on my throw rug?

00:05:15 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 10:

First, let me get your address. Step in the system, then we can get an appointment.

00:05:20 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 7:

My what? You faded out. What do you want? My pant size?

00:05:23 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 10:

No, for address so I can put you in the system.

00:05:27 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 7:

Great, okay. My name is Christophe with a K.

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Got that.

00:05:33 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 7:

K. Christophe with a K. Okay.

00:05:36 - 00:05:51 | Speaker 9:

Now, address. Christophe. That's your name. With a K and two Fs. Right. You got that? So it's Christophe. Christophe with a K, two Fs, and you live at address.

00:05:51 - 00:05:56 | Speaker 7:

Well, not together. It's K-R-I-S-T-O-F-F. K-R-I-S-T-O-F-F, yes.

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Got you. And your last name.

00:05:59 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 7:

O-M-G. I just thought of something. What if it has babies in my house?

00:06:06 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 10:

Sir, can I please get your address? That way I can get it. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. I think it's a koala bear.

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A koala bear.

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Oh, my God. Look at him. And he's got these beady eyes. and he's holding a sign that says you've just been the victim of a mojo in the morning phone scam.

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Are you me?

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Hey, Jason, good morning. I hope you had your coffee. Your girlfriend wanted us to phone scam you.

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And I know this isn't even the weirdest call I'm going to get today.

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We will we will scam you. If I could say anything I wanted to. I say that was f***ing funny s*** right there. I don't care who you are. It's the home of the world-famous phone scams. Mojo in the morning.

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