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PHONE SCAM Mariah's Store Visit
Mojo In The Morning

PHONE SCAM Mariah's Store Visit

from Mojo In The Morning

December 12, 2022 | 00:05:27 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:30 | Speaker 1:

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00:00:30 - 00:00:45 | Speaker 4:

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00:00:45 - 00:00:55 | Speaker 5:

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00:01:32 - 00:01:53 | Speaker 5:

Time now for a phone scam on the Mojo in the Morning show. After Friday's show, we phone scammed Danielle, who works at a little clothing store not that far from us. It's one of those trendy, high-end stores, so they deal with some interesting customers, but they've never dealt with Spike before. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

00:01:53 - 00:02:03 | Speaker 4:

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home with phone scams. Mojo in the Morning.

00:02:07 - 00:02:10 | Speaker 3:

Hello? Quit your crying and get back over here.

00:02:10 - 00:02:21 | Speaker 2:

We're going to skin these rabbits as a family. Hello? Is this Danielle? Yes. Hey, Danielle, how you doing? It's Covey from Corporate. I'm the Marketing and Public Relations Coordinator in the Nashville office. How you doing today?

00:02:22 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 3:

Great. How can I help you?

00:02:24 - 00:02:46 | Speaker 2:

Well, I'm sorry I'm on a family vacation and shouldn't be working, but I got to handle this. I was told by Teresa that you're the manager of our Detroit store. Is that correct? Yes. Okay, listen. Well, something came up. I wish it could have been a thing before my vacation, but I need you to help to make this happen. You're going to get a store visit later this afternoon from the Queen of Christmas. Who? Mariah Carey.

00:02:47 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 3:

Wait, what?

00:02:48 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 2:

She's going to be coming in with her whole entourage and a camera crew in tow for some new reality TV show. And I guess they're traveling and recording. They're getting a taste of local shopping and holiday culture in big cities. No pressure, but they chose our store to represent Detroit, along with a Coney restaurant and a Red Wings game.

00:03:07 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 3:

But today?

00:03:09 - 00:03:23 | Speaker 2:

Today, in like four hours, it is very, very important that everything goes smoothly. I was hoping to get in there ahead of this, but they chose the date, and now I'm hoping I can walk you through this and make sure you guys are equipped to pull this off and make us look good.

00:03:24 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 3:

Okay, yes, sir. I'll do my best.

00:03:26 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 2:

Are you there this afternoon? Please tell me you can stay and make sure this all goes well. Of course. Excellent. If this store's not up to Dick, I need you to scramble and make it magical.

00:03:37 - 00:03:42 | Speaker 3:

Absolutely. Shannon, can you get all these boxes put away in the back right now? Mariah Carey's coming to the store.

00:03:42 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 2:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What in the baby hair are you doing?

00:03:47 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 3:

I'm getting everyone moving.

00:03:48 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 2:

You can't tell anyone that she's coming. That's Shannon. She works here. I don't care if it's Pope John Paul II. This is muy importante. You cannot tell anyone she's coming.

00:04:00 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 3:

Okay. I'll tell her to keep it a secret.

00:04:02 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 2:

Okay. Well, that's one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet. I'm going to give you her style and her sizes, and somewhere between your lunch and your second lunch, I need you to pull some outfits and make sure that they are front and center where she'll see them, okay? Okay. Okay. Now, do this stuff first. Close the store. Get rid of all the customers.

00:04:22 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 3:

What do I do with all these scheduled pickup orders this afternoon?

00:04:27 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my gosh. You must have me confused with someone who actually has all day. Did you hear me say I'm on a family vacation? Call them. Tell them you got to close. Tell them to come tomorrow. Do not tell them that Mariah Carey's coming. And then now get a pen and paper. I'm going to tell you some things, a list of things she needs.

00:04:44 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 3:

Okay, I have one right here.

00:04:45 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 2:

Okay, you're going to uncork her champagne, okay? Okay, what kind of champagne does she get? Oh, my Michael Jesus goodness, Jackson. This is not—she's going to bring her own champagne. You just have to uncork it. And if you don't know how to do that, please go buy one and—

00:05:00 - 00:05:39 | Speaker 4:

figure it out. All right. She needs extra plants. I needed to go buy some. If you don't have some, she requests more oxygen in the store. Extra plants. I hear she's difficult. So listen to me. You're going to burn some calories on this. Pretend this is all your worst Black Friday shoppers combined in a pair of stilettos. Okay. Give her whatever she picks out. Okay. Do I started to have her? Do I still ring her up? No, you don't. You give her the items. She's famous. She doesn't pay. We want her to be seen wearing and enjoying our product. All right. I'm giving you the Benny of the D that you can handle this. Have you ever had a customer in there of prominence

00:05:39 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 5:

or celebrity? Of course we have famous people. We have all kinds of people come in. Okay. Well,

00:05:44 - 00:06:22 | Speaker 4:

here's the sitch. It's just like the others. I was told everyone can look at her, but not talk to her okay so you're the designated person who will do all the communicating if she wants the clothes you're wearing you take them off and give them to her okay oh if she sees you eating lunch and she says that looks good you give it to her okay yes if she sees that you listen to mojo in the morning and you might be phone scammed right now you say that's right uh this is spike and you've just been We heard you're a big fan of the show and now you're part of the show. You've just been phone scammed.

00:06:23 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 6:

That's amazing. Thank you so much.

00:06:27 - 00:06:33 | Speaker 4:

I can't wait to see. Look behind you. Jenny's actually recording you so we can see your face as you're getting this phone call.

00:06:33 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 5:

Oh, no. This might have to be Jenny's last day. She's showing up in the boxes.

00:06:43 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 2:

we will we will scam you we interrupt this message to tell you that was funny it's the home of the world famous phone scams

00:06:55 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 7:

fresh summer mornings start at the sink that's where hello comes in with toothpaste that brightens your routine bringing a little yay to your every day say goodbye to tartar and brush away plaque with Hello's Anti-Plaque and Whitening Toothpaste. Or say hello to a brighter smile powered by Vitamin C with Vitamin C Whitening Toothpaste. Hello products are thoughtfully designed with no SLS, dyes, or artificial flavors, making them the one thing your summer routine can't live without. Shop Hello Toothpaste online or at a store near you.

00:07:30 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 6:

Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I talk to composer Mark Shaman. It's about the hang. It's the pleasure of hanging out with the people that you're with.

00:07:41 - 00:07:54 | Speaker 1:

You know, Rob and I was always a great hang. And director Morgan Neville. Film school teaches you all the wrong things about making documentary. What do you want to say? Documentary is all by your ear. What do you hear? I feel like my job is listening really, really hard.

00:07:55 - 00:08:01 | Speaker 6:

Listen to Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:08:02 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 3:

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