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PHONE SCAM Motorized Scooters
Mojo In The Morning

PHONE SCAM Motorized Scooters

from Mojo In The Morning

December 15, 2022 | 00:04:33 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:14 | Speaker 2:

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00:00:16 - 00:00:31 | Speaker 1:

Spike, we're going to do a phone scam right now. We're going to do a phone scam Don. He is the assistant manager at a grocery store, and you're going to be a customer with a little bit of a problem with the store's motorized scooter. It's a phone scam here on Mojo in the Morning

00:00:31 - 00:00:41 | Speaker 3:

We will, we will Scam you Sorry, it's a catchy song It's your home of phone scams Mojo in the Morning

00:00:41 - 00:00:49 | Speaker 1:

Thank you for calling This is Shauna, how can I help you?

00:00:49 - 00:00:51 | Speaker 6:

Hi Shauna, can I speak to your manager please?

00:00:52 - 00:00:53 | Speaker 1:

Uh, sure

00:00:53 - 00:00:59 | Speaker 5:

Hello, this is This is Don speaking. Can I help you?

00:01:00 - 00:01:07 | Speaker 6:

Let me tell you my conundrum. The mobilized shopping carts, the scooters that you make available to customers with challenges or injuries?

00:01:08 - 00:01:10 | Speaker 5:

Yes, I know what you're talking about.

00:01:10 - 00:01:23 | Speaker 6:

Yes, thank you. Well, I'm on one of those, and I would like to, first of all, thank you for making that an offer for your customers. Second of all, I would like to know if you could bring out a new scooter because this one ran out of GoJuice.

00:01:25 - 00:01:29 | Speaker 5:

Well, sure, we can bring one out to you. Where are you? Are you outside in the parking lot?

00:01:29 - 00:01:34 | Speaker 6:

No, I'm a little bit further. Can you hear me over the cars? Hello?

00:01:35 - 00:01:37 | Speaker 5:

I can hear you fine. Where are you?

00:01:37 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 6:

I'm in the median of Telegraph Road. Where? Telegraph Road. I only got maybe about a quarter mile or a half mile away. And if these things don't go that far, then you need to let a customer know.

00:01:52 - 00:02:01 | Speaker 5:

Those things are only meant to go from inside of our store out to your car or something. like that you you shouldn't have taken it as far as you've taken it you're where again i'm on

00:02:01 - 00:02:18 | Speaker 6:

telegraph road and i don't know if i can get it back because obviously it has no more electric but also i'm a little scared of all the crazy traffic because of four lanes of traffic going at this speed i tried to get across the road but the light kept changing before i could get all

00:02:18 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 5:

the way across i'm really concerned for your safety being out there right me too thank you

00:02:23 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 6:

for saying so so could you bring a new one please so i can return to my car i i really can't bring

00:02:30 - 00:02:34 | Speaker 5:

a new one to you but i i can call the police or something to help you if you need me to okay yeah

00:02:34 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 6:

but please i don't want a big deal made about it because i don't want the police to have my government name and all that business i don't want a lot of attention could you just send it maybe one of your employees out to bring a new one and we can swap i'd really like to help you What are you feeling in, like, the cookie genre right now? The cookie genre? Well, yes, as a manager of a store, like, what kind of cookies are you recommending? Because if I get back there on a new scooter, I want to buy some cookies.

00:03:02 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 4:

Ma'am, I'm just really worried about getting you back in our parking lot safety.

00:03:05 - 00:03:23 | Speaker 6:

No, I know, and I hear you. It's just that I ate all my cookies here while I was waiting for help. So I'm going to definitely need to get some new cookies. And also, Don, let me ask you this. What do you call an employee that shops at another grocery store?

00:03:23 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 5:

Ma'am, I really just need to know your location.

00:03:26 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 6:

A Trader Joe, get it? A Trader. These cookies taste horrible. I'm not getting these again.

00:03:33 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 5:

Tell me exactly your location again.

00:03:36 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 6:

I'm sitting in this chair waiting for you to come get me.

00:03:40 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 5:

Ma'am, I just don't know. I can try my best.

00:03:43 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 6:

Telegraph Road, right? You know where that is. It's the biggest, busiest street. I know. Also, did you know that if you stroke your husband's t*** with one hand and a kiwi with the other and close your eyes, you won't feel the difference? And that's why I'm not allowed to shop at your competitor anymore?

00:04:03 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 5:

This is one of the strangest things I've ever had to do with my life. Me too, right?

00:04:08 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 6:

You're really going to think this is strange when I tell you this is Spike and you've just been the victim of a mojo in the morning phone scam. you can thank wendy and the crew for the idea uh they just phone scammed you

00:04:21 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 4:

oh my god i can't believe we even got this far in the phone hey make sure you tell all your listeners to come stock up here for their holiday party

00:04:29 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 3:

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