Muse

bubble wallace here from 23 11 racing you know what's slower than a pace car waiting at the car wash that's when i fire up chumba casino it turns those slow minutes into fast fun with new games every week you'll never get bored next time you're stuck in the slow lane speed up with chumba play now at chumbacasino.com let's chumba sponsored by

chumba casino no purchase necessary vgw group ford where prohibited by law 21 plus terms and

conditions apply mojo in the morning is your home of the phone scams this morning we are scamming caroline's sister told us that she does yoga naked in front of her window but says her apartment faces a privacy wall and that nobody walks by her unit when she's doing it spike is going to call

and tell her to knock it off it's a mojo in the morning phone scam we will we will scam you Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scams. Mojo in the morning.

Hello? Hey, how you doing? Is this Caroline? Yes, it is. Hi, Marty Yukon from the leasing office. I'd like to speak with you for a second about your recent behavior.

Excuse me?

You're going to make me spell it out? What you're doing in your apartment there. What are you talking about? Doing yoga, half naked in the window. I'm not half naked. Have you done yoga in the window, flaunting your goods around? We have two neighbors complaining.

Yeah, I do yoga, but it's what neighbors? Because I don't see any neighbors when I'm doing my yoga.

It's not up to us to expose which people did complain. All we know is they saw your business when they were walking by. And I'd like to address what you're not wearing. In fact, what you need is a dress.

I'm in my own apartment, and I can wear whatever I want.

Well, they said you weren't wearing nothing. When they walked by, they saw you, maybe you were topless, or the top you were wearing is the size of two iPhones covering your hoo-hahs, and the bottom was like a Kleenex. I mean, this is exactly what we're talking about, where you can't be exposing yourself to neighbors. This is an apartment community.

Look, if I want to wear underwear while I am working out, I can wear underwear. In August, there's people wearing less than what I do, and they're at the pool running around.

Well, maybe you should read Section 3852724299B about the community guidelines and expectation for tenants.

And what does that say?

Well, I don't have it in front of me, but it says you shouldn't be dancing around naked like a stripper showing your goods, you hussy.

I'm on the end unit, so I'm not sure who's looking at me.

Well, I was in the bushes, and it took me time to look for the infractions and see what people are complaining about, and I could see how little you're wearing.

You're looking at me?

Well, I wish I didn't have to, but I had to see what everybody was complaining about. And let me tell you, I wish I wasn't there. They weren't joking. You need to put on some clothes and stop doing the downward dog in front of your picture window.

My brother's a lawyer, and you have no idea what you're in for.

Oh, the old brother's a lawyer. Well, my brother's a pimp. Maybe you'd like his phone number for a job. Are you kidding me? No, listen, you got a nice body. I'm not trying to insult you. I just need you to put some clothes on. Maybe we could talk about it over a nice raspberry iced tea spritzer, you know? Maybe we could be friends and play some pickleball after all this.

You're a sick individual, and you're going to be in jail when my brother gets involved.

Okay. Well, what about once Mojo in the morning gets involved? Your sister, Colleen, told us to phone scam you. This is Spike, and you've just been the victim of a phone scam, Caroline.

Oh, my gosh.

You're on the radio with us right now.

I was like, there's no way people can see me.

Okay, so you do admit you've been doing naked yoga.

I mean, I'm topless sometimes, but maybe once or twice.

Yeah, well, you know, clothes are too restricting, right?

Exactly.

We will, we will scam you. You're home with the phone scams. The world famous. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Victory Lane? Yeah, it's even better with Chumba by my side. Race to Chumbacasino.com. Let's Chumba!

No purchase necessary. VGW Group. Void where prohibited by law. CTNCs. 21+. Sponsored by Chumba Casino.

The official language of football is trash talk. Late night group chats, memes, and unbelievable highlight clips. That's why Boost Mobile brings you our new global connection plan. The first plan ever made for WhatsApp. Get unlimited data, talk and text, international roaming, and calls to over 100 countries for just $40 a month. $40 price includes $5 a month auto pay discount. After 40 gigabytes of premium high-speed data, speeds will be lowered. Coverage not available everywhere. Visit store or boostmobile.com for details.

details.