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PHONE SCAM: Racoon in Her Jeep
Mojo In The Morning

PHONE SCAM: Racoon in Her Jeep

from Mojo In The Morning

January 27, 2023 | 00:04:02 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:29 | Speaker 3:

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00:00:30 - 00:00:51 | Speaker 1:

It is time now on Mojo in the Morning for a classic phone scam. Kara loves her car. She was complaining that she had to leave it overnight for some service. So Spike freaked her out and made her think that she's not getting it back because of some bad damage that was done to it. You will not believe who actually did the damage. It's a classic phone scam.

00:00:52 - 00:00:53 | Speaker 4:

You're home with the phone scam.

00:00:53 - 00:00:55 | Speaker 5:

No, no, no. Hold on. Let me explain.

00:00:55 - 00:01:13 | Speaker 2:

No, no, no. This is Mojo in the Morning. You hold on. I'm about to disrespect you right now. Hello? Hey, how you doing? I'm looking for Kara Hedges, please. Yeah, this is her. Hey, Kara, is Phillip Uster calling about your Jeep Liberty? How you doing? Oh, good.

00:01:14 - 00:01:14 | Speaker 5:

Is it ready?

00:01:15 - 00:01:22 | Speaker 2:

Unfortunately, it's not anywhere near ready. That's why I'm calling to see if you had access to another car or you might need a loaner.

00:01:23 - 00:01:26 | Speaker 5:

I don't understand why it needs another day. I brought it in yesterday.

00:01:27 - 00:01:29 | Speaker 2:

Right. They told you about the leaky brake fluid, right?

00:01:30 - 00:01:32 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, but I don't understand about it.

00:01:32 - 00:01:36 | Speaker 2:

We figured out it was from a failed piston seal, and I think they told you we were waiting for the part to be overnighted?

00:01:37 - 00:01:39 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, but that was yesterday.

00:01:39 - 00:01:45 | Speaker 2:

Right. Well, we had an incident. Someone left the garage bay doors open last night. We had a little incident.

00:01:45 - 00:01:47 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. Please tell me my car's not stolen.

00:01:48 - 00:02:03 | Speaker 2:

No, ma'am. It was not stolen. Some raccoons got into the garage and couldn't find their way out, and they tore the place up. I mean, you're not going to be happy when I tell you this next bit of information. Your windows were down, and they really liked your Jeep for some reason. It's a mess.

00:02:03 - 00:02:05 | Speaker 5:

I don't understand. They're in my Jeep?

00:02:05 - 00:02:23 | Speaker 2:

They ate through your car seat and your carpets. Are you f***ing kidding me? No, ma'am. And you must have dropped some fries or crumbs under the seat because they went crazy. We're going to need to clean up and repair this vehicle. I mean, they used the back seat for a toilet.

00:02:23 - 00:02:28 | Speaker 5:

Oh, yeah, you need to fix whatever damage was done. Oh, my God. Why does this stuff always happen to me?

00:02:28 - 00:02:31 | Speaker 2:

You always have raccoons in the back of your car?

00:02:32 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 5:

No, what?

00:02:33 - 00:02:38 | Speaker 2:

Kara, I understand you'll be upset, so we're going to start the cleanup in another day or two.

00:02:38 - 00:02:45 | Speaker 5:

No, no, you can't. Okay, all right. First of all, that car is my baby, and I need it back today because I need it to drive.

00:02:46 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 2:

Right, but you can't pick it up until after the DNR gets here to remove the babies.

00:02:52 - 00:02:52 | Speaker 5:

What?

00:02:52 - 00:02:58 | Speaker 2:

One of the critters must have given birth or something. It looks like there's a little nest of babies in the console.

00:02:58 - 00:03:01 | Speaker 5:

No, no, no, no, no. You need to fix this today.

00:03:01 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 2:

They warned us not to touch them. We called the state. They're coming tomorrow to remove these things. They are still in the f***ing car? Yes, ma'am. And they hiss. Whenever we go near them, they make the most god-awful sound. They go, hiss.

00:03:13 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 5:

No, you need to f***ing fix this today.

00:03:16 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 2:

Obviously, you need to talk to your insurance company and iron out the payment first, because if they won't cover it, then we'll need payment before we can start the repairs.

00:03:24 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 5:

Excuse me? This is on you guys. It happened on your property.

00:03:29 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 2:

Really, no, because it's an act of God, so our insurance won't cover it.

00:03:33 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 5:

No, it's an act of an idiot who left windows open. I need to talk to your manager.

00:03:38 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 2:

Well, you can't talk to Bill. He's distraught. They ate his Flamin' Hot Cheetos that he left on the workbench.

00:03:45 - 00:03:46 | Speaker 5:

I'm going to...

00:03:46 - 00:03:48 | Speaker 2:

What kind of car does a raccoon drive?

00:03:49 - 00:03:51 | Speaker 5:

Put a f***ing manager on the phone.

00:03:51 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 2:

A Ferrari, a Ferrari, get it? I'm trying to lighten the mood.

00:03:56 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 5:

What is your name?

00:03:57 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 2:

My name's Spike from the Mojo on the Morning Show. You've just been the victim of a phone scam.

00:04:02 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my goodness.

00:04:05 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 2:

Your car is fine. I think it's ready to be picked up. We just had to phone scam you first.

00:04:11 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 5:

Good.

00:04:11 - 00:04:31 | Speaker 4:

we will we will scam you if i could say anything i wanted to i say that was funny right there i don't care who you are it's the home of the world famous phone scams mojo in the morning

00:04:31 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

ice cubes big three basketball is heating up before the world cup final tune into big three this Sunday. Reigning MVP Michael Beasley and the defending champion Miami 305 play a must-win game against the undefeated Dallas Power led by coach Nancy Lieberman. Then Dwight Howard and the LA Riot coming fresh off a win look to knock off the undefeated Chicago Triplets led by coach Dr. J. The game played the way you love. Watch live Sunday on CBS at 2 p.m. Eastern, 11 a.m. Pacific and catch replays Monday on BET.

00:05:00 - 00:05:30 | Speaker 1:

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