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PHONE SCAM Rehearsal Dinner
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PHONE SCAM Rehearsal Dinner

from Mojo In The Morning

February 8, 2023 | 00:05:01 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:18 | Speaker 5:

I'm Mange Shachigular and I'm back with a new season of my podcast, Skyline Drive. This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors, and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us. And I get into a bit of trouble along the way.

00:00:19 - 00:00:24 | Speaker 3:

I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.

00:00:24 - 00:00:30 | Speaker 5:

Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:00:32 - 00:01:02 | Speaker 1:

For years, The Unhoused has been presented as a monolith in mainstream media. We The Unhoused is a podcast that's changing the narrative. I'm Theo Henderson, and I created this show while I was unhoused on the streets of Los Angeles. We've grown into a two-time Webby Award-winning podcast, the only podcast that shares unhoused stories and news from the unhoused perspective. Listen to Weezy and Howls on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:01:02 - 00:01:36 | Speaker 6:

This is Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro. I'm your host, Nick Turturro. Each week, I deliver Prince Street pizza to a new guest, including Spike Lee, Nick Turturro, Ice-T, Good to see you, mother, and Alex Rodriguez. Just to let you people know, we're talking to one of the goats here. And now we got a brand new season with even more great guests. Listen to Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro starting July 22nd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow at Nick Turturro and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

00:01:36 - 00:01:57 | Speaker 2:

Time now for a phone scam on Mojo in the Morning. Irina wants us to scam her sister who is getting married this weekend. Oh boy, here we go again. This is like one of my favorites when we do this. We're phone scamming a bride on the week of her wedding. Spike is going to try and move their rehearsal dinner, and let's see how that goes. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

00:01:57 - 00:02:07 | Speaker 3:

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home with phone scams. Mojo in the Morning.

00:02:11 - 00:02:33 | Speaker 4:

Hello? Yeah, how you doing? I'm looking to get a hold of Shayla or Andre, please. Shayla speaking. Hi, Shayla. It's Samuel Tarley from A** Club and Dining Room. How are you today? Where are you from again? Dragonglass. Oh, you mean where do I work? I'm calling from A** Club and Dining Room. I'm calling to confirm everything for the weekend. Congratulations on your upcoming marriage. It's wonderful to see a young couple so in love.

00:02:34 - 00:02:40 | Speaker 7:

I appreciate it. I'm used to someone else. That's why I'm going to call by the phone call.

00:02:40 - 00:02:59 | Speaker 4:

Well, that sounds mildly interesting to me. Listen, I need to go over details for your rehearsal dinner and notify you of a small change in the reservation for Friday night. What kind of change? I will answer your question with a question. Do you and your groom prefer Italian or Spanish tapas? Like, what kind of food do you guys like?

00:03:01 - 00:03:07 | Speaker 7:

I went over this already. This is our rehearsal dinner this weekend, so this is up. Is everybody going to pull up the information?

00:03:07 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 4:

Right. No, I have all the paperwork here. It's just that we had to make some changes for the betterment of the enjoyment of the night of your rehearsal dinner, of your family, of this particular situation. You understand what I'm saying?

00:03:18 - 00:03:20 | Speaker 7:

I don't understand what you're saying.

00:03:20 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 4:

You have 22 people, right? 22 people in your party. Has that changed?

00:03:26 - 00:03:27 | Speaker 7:

It has not.

00:03:27 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 4:

Well, that's too many for one place.

00:03:29 - 00:03:32 | Speaker 7:

I'm going to send you a confirmation email like that?

00:03:32 - 00:03:55 | Speaker 4:

I understand, but that confirmation email was sent when you placed a deposit and you made all the plans like six months ago, and things change. You know, things have changed, and unfortunately, we have to move a bunch of people around because of all the parties that were booked in this room. Before you have an opinion, I want you to hear the idea. What I'm going to do is I'm going to put half your party in our sister restaurant across the street.

00:03:56 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 7:

No, you're not. You're out of your mind.

00:03:59 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 4:

Right.

00:04:00 - 00:04:03 | Speaker 7:

I want our party seated together as we discussed.

00:04:03 - 00:04:09 | Speaker 4:

Right, yeah. Well, we all want things in life. I mean, I want to be off this phone call and deep into a bottle of whiskey. Whew, I mean.

00:04:09 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 7:

I don't understand what's going on.

00:04:11 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 4:

Well, can I ask you a question? What's with the rehearsal dinner anyway? Like, you're all brainwashed fools. You know what I'm saying?

00:04:18 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 7:

Oh, now I'm a brainwashed fool. Are you out of your...

00:04:20 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 4:

Well, I'm just saying, like, why does everyone need to have a rehearsal dinner?

00:04:24 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 7:

Mind insulting me?

00:04:26 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 4:

Well, no, I'm not insulting you.

00:04:27 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 7:

You are both a contract that I've had for half a year.

00:04:30 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 4:

It's just not you. I'm saying all brides. Like, you already robbed an entire Saturday from people. Now you're going to ruin their Friday night, too. You know what I'm saying?

00:04:37 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 7:

If you were in front of me, I would wring your neck. I'm not even playing. I would wring your neck. I would not hold back.

00:04:44 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 4:

I'm just saying, like, some aunt will have too many cocktails and tell you that you need to wear your hair differently.

00:04:49 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 7:

With my hands around your throat, I would choke the life out of it.

00:04:52 - 00:05:14 | Speaker 4:

I could tell you're upset. So, like, what I'm saying is maybe you were drunk when you made the reservation. Like, you saw how small our place was. right? Oh, I'm not concerned. Okay. Okay. First of all, I didn't take the reservation. I was in

00:05:14 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 5:

Cozumel the week you marched in here. And I know it's a liquor talking, but you better watch your words. You better just answer my question. Are you eating here or not? Are you eating here or

00:05:26 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 4:

not. You can go down

00:05:28 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 5:

to the bowling alley and eat out of a taco truck for all I care. I'm done talking to you. If you're done talking to me, you got to tell me, are you going to take the new arrangements or not? Because otherwise Okay, well then IHOP has a buffet for you and your pedestrian trash family. Don't be freaking out on me. I'm not here for it. You're about to be f***ing sued. And Shayla, you are about to be phone scanned because this is the Mojo in the Morning show. Your sister told us to phone scam you, sweetheart. This is not real. Your rehearsal thing is fine.

00:06:00 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 4:

I would do that.

00:06:02 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 5:

I'd say you were. She said in the email that you needed a stress reliever. I'm like, what part of a phone scam is stress relief?

00:06:10 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 4:

Oh, her sarcasm. I need to bottle a champagne.

00:06:16 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 5:

Congratulations to you and Andre, not just on the phone scam, but on the wedding, too.

00:06:22 - 00:06:23 | Speaker 4:

Are we done? I got to do.

00:06:23 - 00:06:24 | Speaker 5:

Oh, we're done.

00:06:26 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 4:

We will, we will scam you.

00:06:34 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 5:

Mojo in the morning. You're home with the world famous phone scams.

00:06:38 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 2:

I'm Mungesha Tegular and I'm back with a new season of my podcast, Skyline Drive. This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors, and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us. And I get into a bit of trouble along the way.

00:06:57 - 00:07:02 | Speaker 3:

I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.

00:07:02 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 2:

Listen to Skyline Drive, How to Live Forever on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:07:10 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 1:

For years, the Unhoused has been presented as a monolith in mainstream media. Weedy Unhoused is a podcast that's changing the narrative. I'm Theo Henderson, and I created the show while I was unhoused on the streets of Los Angeles. We've grown into a two-time Webby Award-winning podcast, the only podcast that shares unhoused stories and news from the unhoused perspective. Listen to We The Unhoused on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:07:40 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 4:

This is Delivering Happiness with Nick Tuturo. I'm your host, Nick Tuturo. Each week, I deliver Prince Street pizza to a new guest, including Spike Lee. Nick Tuturo! Ice-T. Good to see you, mother. And Alex Rodriguez. Just to let you people know, we're talking to one of the goats here. And now we got a brand new season with even more great guests. Listen to Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro starting July 22nd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow at Nick Turturro and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

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