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PHONE SCAM Screaming Tree Smites Scam
Mojo In The Morning

PHONE SCAM Screaming Tree Smites Scam

from Mojo In The Morning

December 21, 2022 | 00:03:42 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:23 | Speaker 1:

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00:00:24 - 00:00:29 | Speaker 5:

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00:00:30 - 00:01:05 | Speaker 7:

Mojo in the Morning, it's one of my favorite phone scams of all time. I know I say that a lot because I love pretty much all of Spike's phone scams, but this one is truly a great phone scam. This is a classic Mojo in the Morning phone scam. Rob worked at a nursery, and Spike had a complaint about his Christmas tree that he bought from them. This phone scam has people literally imitating it after it plays. So you just watch yourself because you're going to actually start doing an imitation of Spike after you hear the Screaming Tree Smites phone scam.

00:01:06 - 00:01:16 | Speaker 2:

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scams. Mojo in the morning.

00:01:18 - 00:01:21 | Speaker 3:

Nursery where you can get 30% off every day. This is Robert. Can I help you?

00:01:22 - 00:01:22 | Speaker 4:

Wow.

00:01:23 - 00:01:23 | Speaker 3:

Hello?

00:01:24 - 00:01:26 | Speaker 4:

All I can say is wow. Wow.

00:01:27 - 00:01:28 | Speaker 3:

Can I help you?

00:01:28 - 00:01:31 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, you can help me. I'm a loose cannon here. Do you know what you did?

00:01:33 - 00:01:33 | Speaker 3:

Uh, no.

00:01:34 - 00:01:37 | Speaker 4:

Oh, you guys should be held respo- You should be strung up.

00:01:38 - 00:01:40 | Speaker 3:

Uh, what's the problem, sir?

00:01:40 - 00:01:45 | Speaker 4:

I bought a Christmas tree from your store, and it was infected with screaming tree smites.

00:01:46 - 00:01:47 | Speaker 3:

With what?

00:01:48 - 00:02:00 | Speaker 4:

Screaming tree smites! Little buggers, they're all over my house now. My wife's itching, my cat's got little smite bites all over her body, and my son Robin had to jump in the pool because they were all over him. You know how cold it is in the pool?

00:02:01 - 00:02:05 | Speaker 3:

I'm sorry, sir. Can you tell me once again what the tree has?

00:02:05 - 00:02:16 | Speaker 4:

They are all over my children's hair and clothes and toys. Screaming tree smites. Jiminy, Christmas. Tree, tree mites? Smites. You should put a little sign over your store. It says Greenhouse of Death.

00:02:17 - 00:02:20 | Speaker 3:

I've never heard of smites in a tree before.

00:02:20 - 00:02:22 | Speaker 4:

Oh, you work in a nursery and you never heard of tree smites.

00:02:23 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 3:

Well, we're pretty familiar.

00:02:24 - 00:02:39 | Speaker 4:

My wife bent over to decorate the tree and she heard them making the noise and she heard the screaming tree smites and they started biting her neck and ankles and belly and earlobes and teeth. It's a lobster in the ointment this holiday season.

00:02:39 - 00:02:41 | Speaker 3:

You know that this is a nursery, right?

00:02:41 - 00:02:47 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, I know it's. Yeah, I got the receipt and she's got these little bites all over her body and she's a bleeder.

00:02:50 - 00:02:51 | Speaker 3:

Tree smites.

00:02:51 - 00:02:52 | Speaker 4:

Tree smites.

00:02:53 - 00:02:54 | Speaker 3:

You're saying they make sounds. They make noises.

00:02:54 - 00:03:05 | Speaker 4:

They make a clicking sound. They go, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, like that. You know what? You hear that? You know it's over, baby. Write a ticket.

00:03:06 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 3:

Sir, if you could just hang on for one second so I could just talk to some of the other employees. Oh, gee. Hang on one second. Hang on. Hang on. Hurry up.

00:03:16 - 00:03:17 | Unknown:

Hello?

00:03:18 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 4:

Hello?

00:03:19 - 00:03:19 | Speaker 3:

Yes, yes, sir.

00:03:19 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 4:

Save it for your coffee break, mister. I got an infestation here like flies on...

00:03:24 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 3:

Sir, sir, you know what we decided to do here? Bring the tree back down here. Bring the tree to us so we can examine the tree.

00:03:29 - 00:03:47 | Speaker 4:

Oh, yeah, and put it in my car, and I'm calling the EPSA and turning your ass in. The Environmental Phone Scam Association. Because you've just been the victim of a phone scam. You're on Mojo in the Morning Show? What? Yeah.

00:03:48 - 00:03:53 | Speaker 7:

We're just calling to wish you a happy holidays and do a little phone scam on it. You know.

00:03:56 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 2:

We will, we will scam you. If I could say anything I wanted to, I'd say that was f***ing funny s*** right there. I don't care who you are. It's the home of the world-famous phone scams. Mojo in the Morning.

00:04:12 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 1:

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00:04:37 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 5:

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