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PHONE SCAM Sick Doggie
Mojo In The Morning

PHONE SCAM Sick Doggie

from Mojo In The Morning

March 31, 2023 | 00:05:14 | Leisure

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This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. All right, Mojo in the morning, you're home of the phone scams. Tony got a new puppy, and it's been like a total headache because the dog got sick and racked up some vet bills. The pet store said that they would take care of the vet visit, but then Spike called and told him that he was responsible for a $1,200 bill. It's a classic Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

00:02:27 - 00:02:43 | Speaker 4:

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scams. Mojo in the Morning. This is Tony.

00:02:43 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 3:

Hi, Tony. Yes, sir. Tony, this is Clubber Lang over at the pet store. Oh, good morning. How are you doing? Morning. How's the dog doing? Much, much better. Thank you. I really appreciate you guys taking care of everything. Well, actually, that's why I'm calling. I talked to the people over at the veterinarian hospital, and they said that we're not responsible for getting the dog sick.

00:03:06 - 00:03:29 | Speaker 4:

that wait a minute you what do you mean you're not responsible uh they said that you must have exposed the dog to another sick dog uh no that would not be the case we only had you know you remember when we bought the dog we'd had the dog for four days right but your vet talked to my vet

00:03:29 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 3:

and they agreed that the dog was in good health when it was taken home from our pet store and therefore we're not paying the vet bills as we first agreed to and received your complaint.

00:03:39 - 00:03:44 | Speaker 4:

How could they agree that the dog was in good health when they left your pet store?

00:03:44 - 00:03:47 | Speaker 3:

I don't know. I leave it to the professionals and I talk to the doctors. They said no deal.

00:03:48 - 00:03:57 | Speaker 4:

Well, hang on, buddy. That's not the way it works. The exposure came from all the dogs there at the pet store.

00:03:57 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 3:

But none of our dogs are sick. We had nothing to do with it. You were the irresponsible party.

00:04:01 - 00:04:14 | Speaker 4:

Isn't there some kind of guarantee on the dogs when they leave the store? I mean, I didn't read all the fine print on this contract, but somewhere here there has got to be some kind of guarantee.

00:04:14 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 3:

Well, any good company would honor, you know, obviously if you got a dog that was in poor health, we would take care of that. But we have a very knowledgeable staff, and your dog wasn't sick when you got it from the store.

00:04:26 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 4:

You know, I have to say this is bulls**t. Well, we're not paying you kibbles and bits.

00:04:39 - 00:04:41 | Speaker 3:

I mean, what are you going to do about it, tough guy?

00:04:44 - 00:04:46 | Speaker 4:

Now, who am I talking to again?

00:04:46 - 00:04:51 | Speaker 3:

My name's Clubber Lang. I'm the manager. I think you were talking to my associate, Charles.

00:04:52 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 4:

You're the manager?

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Yeah.

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And you talk to me like that?

00:04:55 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 3:

Well, we see people all the time trying to, you know, weasel us out of money.

00:05:00 - 00:05:10 | Speaker 2:

Try and get a free pet. That's not how it works. This isn't the SPCA. You want to do charity work, take a dog from the SPCA. You want to pay for a dog that's been bred for quality and health, then you come here.

00:05:11 - 00:05:23 | Speaker 5:

All right. You know what? I'm at work right now. I don't have time for this bullsh**, but here's what we will do. We will have our lawyer contact your store tomorrow.

00:05:23 - 00:05:26 | Speaker 2:

Please do, and I'll tell him the same thing I told you.

00:05:26 - 00:05:41 | Speaker 5:

You have to understand that any time you run a place like that where you have all those dogs, your license is the only thing you have. If we get you shut down, it's going to be a lot more than $1,200.

00:05:42 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 2:

We have over 40 dogs, and none of them have a sniffle. So how are you going to say that our dogs got you sick? Your dog was in poor health after you took it home, and you must have exposed it to some by now. All right, all right. I'm not paying you or your wife one cent for that stupid dog, and I don't want to see the bitch in my store again.

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I'm going...

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Or your dog, either.

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I'm going to have to get off the phone now because I'm at work.

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All right, do whatever you got to do, Rambo. Have your team of lawyers call me.

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F*** you.

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And don't bring your disease down here because you already hurt one dog with whatever it is you're spreading.

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Okay.

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And you know what I'll tell your lawyers when they call?

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Are we done?

00:06:17 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 2:

I'll tell them you've just been the victim of a mojo on the morning phone scam. Say that again, please This is Spike from the Mojo in the Morning Show You're on the radio right now And your lovely wife, Missy Set you up for a phone scan

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Oh, God I know what this is This is payback now For my birthday

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It's pretty good payback, too What were you thinking?

00:06:49 - 00:06:58 | Speaker 5:

I thought, well, you know, it was legit. I thought we were going to have a lawyer involved and had a dog. I mean.

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No, what were you really thinking?

00:07:00 - 00:07:03 | Speaker 5:

I was going to reach through this phone and strangle Rick's mother.

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Help!

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We will, we will scam you.

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