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PHONE SCAM: Treadmill Tooter
Mojo In The Morning

PHONE SCAM: Treadmill Tooter

from Mojo In The Morning

January 12, 2023 | 00:04:37 | Leisure

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00:00:00 - 00:00:29 | Speaker 3:

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00:00:30 - 00:00:55 | Speaker 4:

It is time now for a phone scam on the Mojo in the Morning Show. We found out that, what's his name? Is it Jarrell? That Jarrell accidentally passed gas while on a treadmill at a gym. It was so loud that the lady on the machine next to him quickly left. His buddy sent us all the information so that Spike could actually do a good situation about canceling his gym membership. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

00:00:55 - 00:01:05 | Speaker 3:

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scans. Mojo in the morning.

00:01:09 - 00:01:18 | Speaker 2:

Hello? My name is John Sawala from... Fitness, looking for Jarrell, please. This is him? Jarrell, Jarrell, yo, what's good?

00:01:19 - 00:01:20 | Speaker 1:

I'm good, man, how you doing?

00:01:21 - 00:01:33 | Speaker 2:

Well, I hate to make these kind of phone calls, but unfortunately we have to terminate your agreement and refund the remaining prorated membership to our gym. I mean, I apologize, but I just wanted to call and let you know what's going to be popping up on your credit card.

00:01:35 - 00:01:35 | Unknown:

What?

00:01:35 - 00:01:43 | Speaker 2:

I know you've been a member with us for two years, and we do appreciate your business. Hopefully we can come to an agreement in part ways without making a bigger stink out of all this.

00:01:44 - 00:01:46 | Speaker 1:

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why am I being canceled?

00:01:46 - 00:01:49 | Speaker 2:

Well, a few of our members have complained about you.

00:01:50 - 00:01:51 | Speaker 1:

About what?

00:01:51 - 00:01:54 | Speaker 2:

About you. We're going to have to terminate your membership.

00:01:54 - 00:01:57 | Speaker 1:

But what is this in reference to? I'm not understanding.

00:01:57 - 00:02:01 | Speaker 2:

It's in reference to me telling you that we're terminating your membership. You can no longer come here for exercise.

00:02:03 - 00:02:07 | Speaker 1:

I'm not understanding why my membership is being terminated right now.

00:02:07 - 00:02:09 | Speaker 2:

Well, it's about what you're doing on the treadmill.

00:02:11 - 00:02:14 | Speaker 1:

What am I doing on a treadmill? I have my earphones on the whole time.

00:02:14 - 00:02:27 | Speaker 2:

Well, you have an issue in which apparently you pass gas on the treadmill, and we have a problem, and that's been confirmed by one of our team members. Are you serious? Have you ever passed gas on a treadmill in our club?

00:02:27 - 00:02:29 | Speaker 1:

All the time, but I also burped, too.

00:02:30 - 00:02:41 | Speaker 2:

Okay, well, I'm glad you could admit it, and we can have an adult conversation about this, because it was loud and it was fervent, and a woman told us it was you. She said it was as if you were looking around proudly, as if you were doing it on purpose.

00:02:42 - 00:02:44 | Speaker 1:

No, I was hoping it was, I thought it was quiet.

00:02:44 - 00:02:54 | Speaker 2:

Well, you better take your earbuds out, because it was not quiet. And if it were one person, we wouldn't worry about it. I'd give you the Benny of the D, but we had complaints from nine people about you.

00:02:54 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 1:

Oh, wow. No, I'm sorry. I didn't know that I was breaking a law by having flatulence. I thought we were all adults here, but I actually have a gas problem.

00:03:03 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 2:

Okay.

00:03:03 - 00:03:04 | Speaker 1:

And it's a medical issue.

00:03:05 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 2:

Is it? Well, then maybe you should see a doctor.

00:03:08 - 00:03:10 | Speaker 1:

I have. There's nothing I can do.

00:03:10 - 00:03:27 | Speaker 2:

There's something you can do. You can run outdoors. Why don't you do a little running outdoors where you can let her rip? The intake form, when you sign up on a membership, there is a thing to put your medical conditions, and there was nothing in there about any specific medical conditions. So you can't claim that now that I'm trying to cancel your membership.

00:03:29 - 00:03:30 | Unknown:

Wow. Okay.

00:03:30 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 2:

Walking, running, jogging. These are all things we encourage you to do on our treadmills. You can't have this business, and I'm embarrassed that I even had to make this call.

00:03:38 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 1:

I fart everywhere. And I've never had an issue.

00:03:41 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 2:

Of course you never have an issue. Farts are like children. You don't mind your own, but you can't stand other people's. Did you do a little squirty in your pants? i must say this is a stupidest phone call hang on one second the manager's coming now i'm talking to jorrell the farter treadmill the farter all right hang on yeah i'm sorry i'm back we'll just refund the difference here for the remainder of the year and we're just gonna have to cut ways okay everybody's eyes were watering your eyes are gonna be watering laughing when i tell you this is just spike from the mojo on the morning show jorrell you just been the Victim of a phone scam.

00:04:18 - 00:04:20 | Speaker 1:

You would have me put my fingers out there like that.

00:04:22 - 00:04:25 | Speaker 2:

I love that you actually admitted right to it. Like, yep, I'd do it.

00:04:25 - 00:04:34 | Speaker 1:

Hey, integrity is key, man. I'm going to own up to it. I'll take it to the gym right now, too.

00:04:36 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 2:

All right, this is a warning for everyone.

00:04:38 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah. Put the fans on. All right, bro Since they're putting people's business out there like that Chris hasn't showered in a couple weeks

00:04:47 - 00:04:58 | Speaker 3:

We will We will scam you Hello? You're home with the phone scams

00:04:58 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, hi there, sir This is Philip Rippinclair

00:05:00 - 00:05:02 | Speaker 1:

It's Nick's shoemate from the apartment complex.

00:05:02 - 00:05:04 | Speaker 3:

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00:05:05 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 2:

This is Mojo in the morning.

00:05:07 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 3:

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