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We're going to do a phone scam right now on Mojo in the Morning. Spike is going to phone scam Tiffany, who works at U-Haul, to see if he can rent a truck so that he could take a few dead bodies to the cemetery. See what her reaction is to that. It's Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

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thank you for calling moving in stores this is tiffany speaking how may i help you hey tiffany

it's paulie walnuts down at irvine cassarelli memorial home how you doing tiffany i'm good thank you good you're doing better than me you guys have any moving trucks available for this afternoon uh-huh i can see and for today yes this afternoon as soon as possible i got two funerals tonight and one more internment in the morning so i could get your truck back in like 24 hours

Okay, what size truck did you want?

It only needs to be about six feet long in the back.

Okay. So 24 hours. So it's $19.95, plus every nine cents a mile. It's also $1 environmental fee.

And is that refrigerated then? No. Do you have any refrigerated trucks? No, we do not. Yeah, see, I wasn't sure. My cousin Travis says he lived in one of your trucks for three months last summer, but he's Whiskey Tango, a little, you know, WT, white trash. So I never know when to believe him.

He might have. I mean, it might have been a little, I don't know.

Well, here's what I need. You tell me what kind of truck you have. I got to get, for the funeral home here, I got to transport the dearly departed to the memorial service and then to the Garden of Remembrance where the earthly remains are interned in their final resting place, blah, blah, blah. Because our hearse, you know, like it blew up. My manager, Joey, forgot to get an oil change on the thing. Oh. Yeah, he's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. Me neither. So I need a truck in the worst way to get these bodies over to the church and, you know, and then back here to the home.

I mean.

Because we just need a temporary meat wagon. We don't need anything long term, you know. Do you have any trucks that are like all black or all white, like with no writing on the sides?

No, we don't. Even the vans have writing on the sides.

Oh, okay. You know, what are we going to do? Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Yeah, I mean, unless you wanted to do the van, which is not as boxy, and then the back is nine feet long.

Oh, that is perfect. It's smaller. Now, can I bring the corpses down with me and load them up once I sign the paperwork? Because I'm behind schedule to get them to the churches.

Yes, you can.

And these poor guys, what do they know? Well, I guess I shouldn't feel bad for these guys. They'll be worm food by the weekend. They don't even know.

I know.

I know.

You know, they kicked the bucket. That's all she wrote. They're departing. I mean, they've checked out. They bought the farm. Dance the last dance. You know what I'm saying? They're taking a dirt nap. They're with the angels now. They've been called home, gone to meet their maker.

Yes, and they'll have a nice service, so that's all that matters.

They wouldn't even know if it was a good service. We could take them to Dairy Queen. They're terminated. They don't know. Or as I like to say, they're immortally challenged. you know if you will living impaired but this will be great i use the van that's even cheaper than the truck right yes oh that'll save the family's money oh my gosh that'll save the family so much money we could do this funeral cheaper and deeper if you know what i'm saying put it on the credit card and these guys will be worm food by the weekend okay did you want me to go

ahead on and do the reservation for you that way that'll guarantee the van will be there for you

Well, that depends. Would you want me to go ahead and tell you that you've just been the victim of a phone scam on Mojo in the Morning?

Oh, my gosh.

You must deal with some crazy customers down there.

I think you might be the craziest.

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